Ur\u0103sc din tot sufletul meu perioada 10 – 15 mai a fiec\u0103rui an. Perioad\u0103 \u00een care tu, Gigele, alergi pe la toate institu\u0163iile cu care ai avut mai mica sau mai marea pl\u0103cere de a colabora, conversezi cu doamne contabile mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in amabile \u015fi cer\u015fe\u015fti fi\u0163uica aceea genial\u0103 care se nume\u015fte adeverin\u0163\u0103 de venit. Ba uneori te vezi silit s\u0103 te cer\u0163i cu \u0103ia care nu pricep c\u0103 e dreptul t\u0103u legal s\u0103 prime\u015fti aceast\u0103 adeverin\u0163\u0103, \u015fi normal era s\u0103 \u0163i-o trimit\u0103 acas\u0103…<\/p>\n
\u015ei te \u00eenv\u00e2r\u0163i ca un coi \u00eentr-o c\u0103ldare de colo p\u00e2n\u0103 colo, unii \u00ee\u0163i dau \u00eent\u00e2lnire \u015fi nu vin la ea, unii te am\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 pe 14 mai, unii… Mul\u0163umiri speciale celor care \u00een\u0163eleg de vorb\u0103 bun\u0103 \u015fi trimit pe mail aceste minun\u0103\u0163ii.<\/p>\n
Dar eu nu \u00een\u0163eleg, s\u0103 mor io! (De murit tot mor, dar de draci. ) Dac\u0103 eu am semnat x contracte, toate \u00eenregistrate, \u015fi toate av\u00e2nd codul meu numeric personal, de ce nu pot direc\u0163iile de finan\u0163e publice s\u0103 centralizeze toate aceste contracte, \u00een func\u0163ie de codul numeric personal al fraierului pe numele c\u0103ruia s-a virat impozitul (mai ales \u00een lumea computerizat\u0103 de azi, ar fi extrem de simplu), \u015fi de ce pula lui Hector m\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rt eu zilele astea prin ora\u015f ca Speedy Gonzales \u00een zilele lui triste? <\/p>\n
\u015ei acum o dedica\u0163ie pentru mama celui care a inventat acest sistem aberant:<\/p>\n
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