To\u0163i l-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit sau am \u00eent\u00e2lnit-o ocazional \u00een via\u0163\u0103. Se ia de tine ca idiotul de sat, \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 te frece la icre “\u00een glum\u0103”.
\nE un gen de umor pe care nu-l gust \u015fi nu-l \u00een\u0163eleg, dar \u00eel tot v\u0103d practicat \u015fi de b\u0103rba\u0163i, \u015fi de femei, de aceea, pot accepta informa\u0163ia c\u0103 exist\u0103 pe lume, ba chiar pot \u00eenc\u0103pea de el, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t nu m\u0103 vizeaz\u0103. <\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd m\u0103 vizeaz\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, r\u0103spund pe acela\u015fi ton \u015fi cu aceea\u015fi inten\u0163ie, dintr-un motiv simplu: b\u0103taia \u00een public ar fi un lucru lipsit de elegan\u0163\u0103. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 n-am chef s\u0103-mi murd\u0103resc po\u015feta de gelul fixativ al nim\u0103nui. Glumesc. Ba mi-a\u015f murd\u0103ri-o. <\/p>\n
Ce e amuzant de fiecare dat\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, e c\u0103, \u00een clipa \u00een care sunt confrunta\u0163i cu propriul lor umor ar\u0163\u0103gos, to\u0163i glume\u0163ii se sup\u0103r\u0103 flea\u015fc\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 se isterizeze.
\nLa care eu r\u0103m\u00e2n mereu vag surprins\u0103.
\nDe ce, dac\u0103 nu supor\u0163i s\u0103 fii futut \u00een gur\u0103, te bagi la futut \u00een gur\u0103? Nu \u0163i-e clar c\u0103 volens – nolens te expui pl\u0103\u0163ii cu aceea\u015fi moned\u0103? <\/p>\n
De aceea sunt eu mereu politicoas\u0103 cu oamenii (mai pu\u0163in cu cei care-s \u0163\u0103rani primii). Pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 nu-mi place umorul ar\u0163\u0103gos, \u015ftiu c\u0103 m-ar irita s\u0103-l primesc, \u015ftiu c\u0103 \u00eemi inspir\u0103 poft\u0103 de s\u00e2nge \u015fi ce mie nu-mi place, altuia nu-i fac.
\nDin reac\u0163iile ubersensibile pe care le au c\u00e2nd sunt \u0163inte, nu autori, ne e foarte clar c\u0103 nici practican\u0163ilor umorului ar\u0163\u0103gos nu le place umorul ar\u0163\u0103gos. <\/p>\n
\u015ei atunci, de ce-l practica\u0163i?
\n\u015ei de ce, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, v\u0103 criza\u0163i \u015fi v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i tot voi? <\/p>\n
Fie e pentru c\u0103 umorul ar\u0163\u0103gos era neamuzant de la bun \u00eenceput (dac\u0103 tu-mi zici pizda m\u0103-tii \u00een glum\u0103, iar eu \u00ee\u0163i r\u0103spund ba a m\u0103-tii, \u015fi tu te crizezi, e semn c\u0103 nici pizda m\u0103-tii ini\u0163ial nu era funny), sau nu era umor de la bun \u00eenceput (dac\u0103 tu te ofensezi la r\u0103spuns, e semn c\u0103 era cazul s\u0103 iau \u015fi eu \u00eentru ofens\u0103 atacul ini\u0163ial.) <\/p>\n
Ca s\u0103 rezum\u0103m: e\u015fti genul care \u0163ip\u0103 viol de cum se uit\u0103 cineva mai \u00eempungaci la tine? Nu mai practica ar\u0163agul ca form\u0103 de umor.
\nSau dac\u0103-l practici, antreneaz\u0103-\u0163i anusul cu ardei iu\u0163i din timp.
\nNu merge s\u0103 fii \u015fi “special snowflake”, \u015fi gigi t\u0103r\u0103boi, doi \u00een unu. Sau poate \u00ee\u0163i merge \u00een general, dar nu \u00ee\u0163i merge cu mine. \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, dar \u00een continuare nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103spund la gluma inteligent\u0103 “m\u0103-ta-i curv\u0103” cu o contra-glum\u0103 mai sofisticat\u0103 dec\u00e2t “Dar m\u0103car n-o face pe bonuri de mas\u0103, ca m\u0103-ta”. Nu de alta, dar dac\u0103 \u0103sta e genul t\u0103u de umor, nu meri\u0163i unul mai bun la schimb.<\/p>\n
“Dar umorul t\u0103u, Loreno, nu e unul ar\u0163\u0103gos.”
\nDa, \u00een mod natural nu e. Mie \u00eemi place chill, zen, cu unicorni roz \u00een zare \u015fi un vin bun \u00een pahar. \u00cen schimb, c\u00e2nd tu te zbor\u015fe\u015fti la mine “hazliu”, o s\u0103 m\u0103 zbor\u015fesc \u015fi eu la tine “hazliu”. \u015ei dac\u0103 tu reu\u015fe\u015fti s\u0103 r\u00e2zi la zbor\u015feala mea, meri\u0163i s\u0103 fac efortul s\u0103 r\u00e2d \u015fi eu la a ta.
\n\u015ei nu, faptul c\u0103-i pui un emoticon z\u00e2mb\u0103re\u0163 la cap\u0103t nu o face mai amuzant\u0103. Doar subliniaz\u0103 efortul.
\n\u015ei cum \u015ftim cu to\u0163ii, efortul e antihaz. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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