{"id":12761,"date":"2017-06-16T12:02:31","date_gmt":"2017-06-16T09:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=12761"},"modified":"2017-06-16T12:02:31","modified_gmt":"2017-06-16T09:02:31","slug":"cinci-lucruri-bune-care-apar-cand-ti-se-strica-laptopul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cinci-lucruri-bune-care-apar-cand-ti-se-strica-laptopul\/","title":{"rendered":"Cinci lucruri bune care apar c\u00e2nd \u021bi se stric\u0103 laptopul"},"content":{"rendered":"

S\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i f\u0103r\u0103 principalul instrument de lucru e un chin. Toate proiectele \u021bi se am\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile, p\u00e2n\u0103 determin\u0103 specialistul dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi poate salva scula sau trebuie s\u0103-\u021bi comanzi una mai nou\u0103 \u0219i mai juc\u0103u\u0219\u0103, \u0219i dac\u0103 da, de care. <\/p>\n

Dar, de c\u00e2te ori se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 o nenorocire ca asta, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u0219i lucrurile bune care, \u00een fiecare situa\u021bie de via\u021b\u0103, \u00eenso\u021besc o nenorocire. <\/p>\n

A) Te mai deconectezi. <\/p>\n

\u0218i folosesc verbul \u0103sta din toate punctele de vedere. Uneori, c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti \u00eenfipt \u00een Internet, ui\u021bi s\u0103 mai p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219ti incinta. Las\u0103 c\u0103 ai x colabor\u0103ri \u0219i dai \u00een ele ca surdu-n clopot; las\u0103 c\u0103 un internaut din trei are impresia c\u0103, dac\u0103 ai blog, mesageria ta privat\u0103 \u0219i timpul t\u0103u sunt ale lui pentru orice rahat le tr\u0103sne\u0219te mintea; iar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti orice altceva dec\u00e2t extrem de amabil\u0103, 24 h din 24, opt zile pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, e\u0219ti o figurant\u0103 \u00eencrezut\u0103 \u0219i cu b\u0103\u0219ini de prin\u021bes\u0103 \u00een cap. <\/p>\n

Dar la un moment dat te pierzi \u00een monitor. Chiar \u00een rarele clipe c\u00e2nd nu scrii nimic pentru nimeni \u0219i nu te freac\u0103 nimeni la cap, scrii pentru tine, te ui\u021bi la filme, cau\u021bi re\u021bete u\u0219oare pe net sau restaurante noi online, \u00ee\u021bi cumperi al 1324-lea eyeliner \u0219i al 54689-lea anticelulitic, cite\u0219ti c\u0103r\u021bi online sau joci diverse versiuni online de Candy Crush. Nu, nu \u0103la pe Facebook, c\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 ceri nim\u0103nui bomboane verzi la trei noaptea. <\/p>\n

B) Descoperi c\u0103 nimic urgent nu e CHIAR AT\u00c2T de urgent. Lumea e mai dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103 dec\u00e2t ai crede. \u0218i vine compasiunea prieteneasc\u0103 din toate p\u0103r\u021bile. <\/p>\n

C) \u0218i cadourile.
\nPentru c\u0103 prietenii t\u0103i te citesc cu pl\u0103cere, curg propunerile: Am eu un laptop \/ desktop vechi, dar merge. E un pic zg\u00e2riat, \u00een schimb e bun \u0219i pe gaming hardcore, po\u021bi juca pe el ce jocuri vrei tu. <\/p>\n

Cea mai tare chestie a venit din partea unor oameni c\u0103rora le fac content pe site: d\u0103-ne voie s\u0103-\u021bi cump\u0103r\u0103m laptop. WHAT? Da, nu e neap\u0103rat numai pentru tine; e pentru c\u0103 lucrezi pentru noi. Mi-am ales arma de lupt\u0103; ieri o aveam la u\u0219\u0103.
\nLucrurile de genul \u0103sta au un mod special de a-\u021bi topi inima. <\/p>\n

D) Dormi <\/p>\n

Da, eu nu prea dorm. Ziua scriu, noaptea m\u0103 uit la filme \u0219i seriale. OK, nu-mi \u021bine\u021bi predici; orice ave\u021bi de zis, mi-a zis deja mama \u0219i, spre deosebire de voi, ea m\u0103car mi-a dat \u021b\u00e2\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u0219apte luni.
\nE u\u0219or s\u0103 nu dormi c\u00e2nd ai sub nas un monitor antiglare, care nu obose\u0219te ochii. Tableta e necru\u021b\u0103toare. <\/p>\n

E) Mai pleac\u0103 pro\u0219tii de pe capul t\u0103u
\nUn avantaj al postatului mai rar din aceste zile a fost num\u0103rul sc\u0103zut de imbecili care te ur\u0103sc de moarte \u0219i totu\u0219i, nu se pot dezlipi de pere\u021bii t\u0103i nici cu molitfele sf\u00e2ntului Vasile, care, bag pariu c\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi, sunt un fel de rug\u0103ciuni – blestem de alungat necuratul.
\nOK, poate a ajutat \u0219i faptul c\u0103 nu m-am b\u0103gat \u00een meciul PSD vs. PSD, dar nu st\u0103team de pe tablet\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjur cu 4576800 de prostaci pentru nimic \u00een lume. <\/p>\n

\u0218i ca final: zilele astea mi-am f\u0103cut garsoniera lun\u0103 (am folosit produse Efekt, de care am scris aici<\/a> :D), i-am f\u0103cut pui fiert, curcan \u0219i ficat motanului \u00een fiecare zi, am fost la coafor \u0219i la cosmetician\u0103. When life gave you a few lemons (and plenty of sugar, ce s\u0103 batem c\u00e2mpii), one can make some wonderful lemonade. <\/p>\n

Adio, Toshiba mea iubit\u0103. Regret c\u0103 te-am h\u0103r\u021buit 20 de ore din 24. Avem amintiri minunate \u00eempreun\u0103. \u00cemi iubesc laptopurile ca pe ni\u0219te felii de via\u021b\u0103. Dar specificul feliilor e tocmai faptul c\u0103 sunt finite. Nu vei fi uitat\u0103. Volumul meu Trollywood \u00ee\u021bi va fi dedicat \u021bie. Te voi iubi mereu. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i f\u0103r\u0103 principalul instrument de lucru e un chin. Toate proiectele \u021bi se am\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile, p\u00e2n\u0103 determin\u0103 specialistul dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi poate salva...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12783,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/toshiba-satellite.jpg?fit=740%2C664&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12761"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12788,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12761\/revisions\/12788"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}