Dac\u0103 e at\u00e2ta nevoie de lec\u021bioare de masculinitate, \u00eenc\u00e2t unii sunt dispu\u0219i s\u0103 dea bani s\u0103-i \u00eenve\u021be al\u021bii cum s\u0103 fie b\u0103rba\u021bi – iar \u0103ia al\u021bii \u00eei \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 doar cum s\u0103 fie babuini incapabili de o interac\u021biune normal\u0103 – cred c\u0103 pot s\u0103 fac \u0219i eu o tab\u0103r\u0103 de masculinitate. Nepl\u0103tit. \u00cen caz c\u0103 v\u0103 folose\u0219te, pute\u021bi arunca o moned\u0103 \u00een paypalul afi\u0219at sub imaginea al\u0103turat\u0103. <\/p>\n
1. \u00cenainte de a fi b\u0103rbat, sunt \u00een primul r\u00e2nd om. <\/strong><\/p>\n Prima problem\u0103 a oric\u0103rui tip care are nevoie de altcineva s\u0103-l \u00eenve\u021be s\u0103 fie b\u0103rbat e timiditatea. Fie manifestat\u0103 ca atare, fie plusat\u0103 ca obr\u0103znicie ie\u0219it\u0103 din comun. <\/p>\n Simptome:<\/strong> Comportament de o dubio\u0219enie absolut paralizant\u0103. <\/p>\n Medicament:<\/strong> Ie\u0219i din cas\u0103. Nu, nu s\u0103 ag\u0103\u021bi. Oricum, la c\u00e2t de aiurea te por\u021bi \u00een stadiul \u0103sta, nu fu\u021bi dec\u00e2t picioare-n gard. Ie\u0219i cu scopul s\u0103 interac\u021bionezi, pur \u0219i simplu. \u00cenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti normal cu al\u021bi oameni, \u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bi, \u0219i femei, s\u0103 reac\u021bionezi normal la ce spun ei \u0219i \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 te por\u021bi firesc \u0219i decent \u00een diverse situa\u021bii sociale. 2. Societatea asociaz\u0103 tradi\u021bional masculinitatea cu puterea.<\/strong><\/p>\n Iar tu vrei s\u0103 pari puternic. <\/p>\n Simptome compensatorii:<\/strong> Te lauzi ca prostul, numai gura ta se aude, \u00eencordezi musculatur\u0103, lumea d\u0103 ochii peste cap c\u00e2nd te vede. <\/p>\n Medicament:<\/strong> \u00cen\u021belege c\u0103 adev\u0103rata putere a unui om const\u0103 \u00een lucrurile pe care le \u0219tie \u0219i pe care poate s\u0103 le \u00eenf\u0103ptuiasc\u0103. 3. Ai o cantitate limitat\u0103 de energie, de aceea e mai bine s-o investe\u0219ti \u00een misiunea ta.<\/strong><\/p>\n Simptome<\/strong> Medicament.<\/strong> 4. Nu sta pe re\u021bele sociale \u0219i \u00een c\u00e2rciumi s\u0103 tragi de tot ce pare s\u0103 de\u021bin\u0103 vagin.<\/strong><\/p>\n Simptome:<\/strong> Medicament:<\/strong> 5. \u0218i totu\u0219i, Lorena, eu vreau s\u0103 fut, ce fac?<\/strong><\/p>\n Din c\u00e2te am auzit, din 100 de lei \u00ee\u021bi po\u021bi rezolva aceast\u0103 nevoie cu o profesionist\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een secunda \u00een care devii suficient de b\u0103rbat pe celelalte planuri ale vie\u021bii tale s\u0103 te remarce femeile de la sine. \u021aara asta e plin\u0103 de b\u0103d\u0103rani oligofreni \u0219i enervan\u021bi. F\u0103 tu diferen\u021ba. <\/p>\n (\u00cen caz c\u0103 v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, putem continua Tab\u0103ra de Masculinitate \u0219i \u00een zilele care urmeaz\u0103. Bine, nu foarte des, s\u0103 nu plictisim.) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dac\u0103 e at\u00e2ta nevoie de lec\u021bioare de masculinitate, \u00eenc\u00e2t unii sunt dispu\u0219i s\u0103 dea bani s\u0103-i \u00eenve\u021be al\u021bii cum s\u0103 fie b\u0103rba\u021bi – iar...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11295,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/animals.jpg?fit=480%2C470&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12802"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12811,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12802\/revisions\/12811"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nPrimul pas spre a cuceri femei e s\u0103 te por\u021bi normal. Sun\u0103 a no brainer, dar orice gagic\u0103 v\u0103 poate confirma c\u0103 patru b\u0103rba\u021bi din zece sunt absolut incapabili de asta. <\/p>\n
\n\u0218i atunci pune-\u021bi sincer \u00eentrebarea: Ce anume m\u0103 pricep s\u0103 fac cu succes?
\nNu e nici o problem\u0103 dac\u0103 nu \u0219tii s\u0103 faci nimic. \u00cen calitatea ta de fiin\u021b\u0103 uman\u0103, po\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021bi. Po\u021bi s\u0103 faci cursuri de orice, chiar gratuit la Oficiile For\u021belor Muncii, sau po\u021bi apela la un me\u0219ter din cuno\u0219tin\u021bele familiei tale, s\u0103 te ia de ucenic. (Odat\u0103 ce manife\u0219ti dorin\u021ba s\u0103 devii folositor, o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de lume va s\u0103ri s\u0103 te ajute.)
\n\u0218i \u00eenve\u021bi s\u0103 devii b\u0103rbat prin lucrurile pe care \u0219tii s\u0103 le construie\u0219ti \u00een jurul t\u0103u. Iar \u00een secunda \u00een care \u00eentr-adev\u0103r faci ceva util, cape\u021bi \u00eencredere REAL\u0102 \u00een for\u021bele tale \u0219i \u00eencepi s\u0103 transmi\u021bi vibeul \u0103la pozitiv de for\u021b\u0103 real\u0103, care le va face pe femei s\u0103 te remarce. <\/p>\n
\n\u0218tim cu to\u021bii cum arat\u0103 un ratat. Un om care face umbr\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntului degeaba. N-are nici un scop \u00een via\u021b\u0103, are extrem de mult timp liber \u0219i \u00eel paraziteaz\u0103 \u0219i pe al altora. <\/p>\n
\nDac\u0103 tot te-ai \u00eentrebat mai sus ce \u0219tii s\u0103 faci cu succes, mergi un pas mai departe \u0219i propune-\u021bi un lucru pe care s\u0103-l construie\u0219ti \u0219i din care, ideal, s\u0103 te \u0219i \u00eentre\u021bii. Fie c\u0103 e o mic\u0103 afacere, fie c\u0103 e un sport din care s\u0103 ajungi s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tigi fee-uri de Simona Halep (\u0103la da b\u0103rbat, m-a\u0219 fute cu el chiar azi, acum, aici \ud83d\ude00 ), fie c\u0103 e o form\u0103 de entertainment \u00een care po\u021bi excela, s\u0103 arunce poporul cu bani \u00een tine.
\n\u0218i dup\u0103 ce te-ai hot\u0103r\u00e2t, \u00ee\u021bi investe\u0219ti energia s\u0103 chiar pui \u00een aplicare acel vis. Po\u021bi s\u0103 munce\u0219ti acele ore pe zi, pe care le irose\u0219ti tr\u0103g\u00e2nd aiurea de femei care nu te vor \u0219i c\u0103ut\u00e2nd s\u0103 le min\u021bi pe toate p\u0103r\u021bile, po\u021bi s\u0103 te perfec\u021bionezi, s\u0103 devii mai bun, s\u0103 te admiri tu pe tine, sincer, c\u00e2nd te ui\u021bi \u00een oglind\u0103.
\nSubit, o s\u0103-\u021bi piar\u0103 izul st\u0103ruitor de ratat \u0219i tentativele resping\u0103toare de a te da interesant aferente.
\n\u0218i apropo de asta: <\/p>\n
\nTipul care face asta se nume\u0219te, prozaic, at\u00e2rnache, iar singura care r\u0103spunde pozitiv la genul \u0103sta de cer\u0219eal\u0103 e disperata. De obicei, disperata vrea fie confirmare c\u0103 e \u0219i ea femeie, fie s\u0103 se m\u0103rite anul \u0103la. \u0218i aici \u00eencep problemele. <\/p>\n
\nE mai bine s\u0103 ie\u0219i \u00een c\u00e2rciumi sau s\u0103 intri pe Facebook s\u0103 te distrezi pur \u0219i simplu, s\u0103 interac\u021bionezi cu lume, iar dac\u0103 e s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple ceva romantic, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 de la sine, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 insi\u0219ti tu.
\nIntr\u00e2nd s\u0103 te distrezi pur \u0219i simplu \u0219i s\u0103 interac\u021bionezi cu lume, po\u021bi chiar s\u0103 te \u00eemprietene\u0219ti cu oameni (de ambele sexe), care s\u0103 te ajute \u00een ceea ce-\u021bi dore\u0219ti s\u0103 faci \u00een via\u021b\u0103. E trist s\u0103-\u021bi alienezi o parte dintre ace\u0219ti oameni insist\u00e2nd la ei s\u0103-\u021bi trimit\u0103 poze cu \u021b\u00e2\u021bele. Lumea e mic\u0103, \u0219i poate pe viitor ajungi s\u0103 depinzi de bun\u0103voin\u021ba unui om cu care te-ai b\u0103gat aiurea \u00een seam\u0103, c\u0103 \u021bi-a zis Gogu Ratatu c\u0103 a\u0219a fac b\u0103rba\u021bii. <\/p>\n
\nC\u00e2nd o femeie te place, semnalizeaz\u0103. \u00ce\u021bi caut\u0103 tov\u0103r\u0103\u0219ia, \u00ee\u021bi bate apropouri, o arde vag erotic cu tine. Dac\u0103 nu face asta, nu \u00eencerca s\u0103 tragi de ea \u0219i, for fuck’s sake, nu \u00eencerca s\u0103 i te bagi cu sila sub piele \u0219i mai ales s\u0103 te autoinvi\u021bi la ea acas\u0103 c\u0103 o s\u0103 te tot refuze politicos p\u00e2n\u0103 o enervezi \u0219i o s\u0103-\u021bi cheme mor\u021bii materni la parad\u0103 militar\u0103. <\/p>\n