{"id":1281,"date":"2009-05-13T10:17:29","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T07:17:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2009-05-13T10:17:29","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T07:17:29","slug":"eu-sunt-mic-tu-fa-ma-mare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/eu-sunt-mic-tu-fa-ma-mare\/","title":{"rendered":"Eu sunt mic, tu f\u0103-m\u0103 mare"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1288\" style=\"width: 454px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1288\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/05\/pisoibezmetic.jpg?resize=444%2C304\" alt=\"mic, da&#39; ridic\" title=\"pisoibezmetic\" width=\"444\" height=\"304\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1288\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1288\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">mic, da' ridic<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Whahahaha!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Oi fi io mic, dar \u015ftiu s\u0103 fiu fioros, dac\u0103 interesele partidului o cere. \u015ei mai am trei fra\u0163i \u015fi surori, la fel de periculo\u015fi ca mine.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 am min\u0163it, unul dintre ei e mai softcore, dup\u0103 cum arat\u0103 ze grafic:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s303.photobucket.com\/albums\/nn131\/lorenalupu\/?action=view&amp;current=pisoi.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i303.photobucket.com\/albums\/nn131\/lorenalupu\/pisoi.jpg?w=700\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ideea e c\u0103 to\u0163i patru suntem din aceea\u0163i recolt\u0103, ar\u0103t\u0103m aproximativ la fel, \u015fi c\u0103ut\u0103m st\u0103p\u00e2ni, de-aia am min\u0163it. Sau pentru c\u0103 nu \u00eemi place s\u0103 stau la poz\u0103. Ideea e c\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 adop\u0163i, \u0163ie nu \u00ee\u0163i voi face niciodat\u0103 figura din imaginea 1. Dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 insi\u015fti.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Cine ne ia?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei iat\u0103 ce lolcat a f\u0103cut Anthea din mine:<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/mine.icanhascheezburger.com\/view.aspx?ciid=4172346'><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/images.icanhascheezburger.com\/completestore\/2009\/5\/13\/128867193430466499.jpg?w=700\" alt='funny pictures' \/><\/a><br \/>moar <a href='http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com'>funny pictures<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whahahaha!!!! Oi fi io mic, dar \u015ftiu s\u0103 fiu fioros, dac\u0103 interesele partidului o cere. \u015ei mai am trei fra\u0163i \u015fi surori, la fel&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}