A fost odat\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103, c\u0103 de n-ar fi fost, nu s-ar fi povestit, un blogger. Un blogger obi\u0219nuit, nici mare, nici mic, nici vedet\u0103 interna\u021bional\u0103, nici am\u0103r\u00e2t cu doisprezece cititori. Un mediocru.
\n\u0218i la un moment dat, acest blogger s-a ales cu un troll foarte \u00eenver\u0219unat. S\u0103-i d\u0103m un nume pe m\u0103sura gra\u021biei \u0219i inteligen\u021bei lui: Vasile Futc\u0103cat. <\/p>\n
Vasile Futc\u0103cat se oplo\u0219ise pe bloggerul nostru ca mucegaiul pe o zacusc\u0103 incorect c\u0103p\u0103cit\u0103. Zi de zi intra pe articolul \u00een curs, s\u0103 fac\u0103 exact ce sugera acest gra\u021bios nume c\u0103 ar putea face. Dac\u0103 nu g\u0103sea c\u0103cat \u00een textul propriu-zis, nu era problem\u0103: aducea el. Pentru c\u0103 Vasile Futc\u0103cat era un izvor natural de c\u0103cat \u00een stare pur\u0103. Mai prolific dec\u00e2t toat\u0103 regiunea de vulcani noroio\u0219i din Buz\u0103u. <\/p>\n
Bun. \u0218i a \u00eenceput bloggerul nostru s\u0103 muiasc\u0103 la Vasile Futc\u0103cat cu sete. Nu de alta, dar orice jivin\u0103 care crede c\u0103-\u0219i poate desc\u0103rca obsesiile \u0219i imbecilit\u0103\u021bile pe tine doar pentru c\u0103-i pl\u0103te\u0219te m\u0103-sa abonament la internet cu tine-n superofert\u0103 merit\u0103 jihad. \u0218i cum ap\u0103rea Vasile Futc\u0103cat la orizont, cum bloggerul r\u00e2njea, \u00eei cre\u0219teau col\u021bi de vampir, \u0219i \u00eel \u00eenjura pe Vasile Futc\u0103cat de mor\u021bi, r\u0103ni\u021bi \u0219i alte persoane din familie, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd Vasile disp\u0103rea scheun\u00e2nd. <\/p>\n
La un moment dat, Vasile Futc\u0103cat a reu\u0219it s\u0103 desprind\u0103 cumva informa\u021bia c\u0103 e indezirabil (a fost un proces lung \u0219i chinuit), \u0219i s-a c\u0103rat. Lumea a respirat u\u0219urat\u0103. <\/p>\n
Azi, bloggerul nostru \u00ee\u0219i bea cafeaua de diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i a intrat pe pagina unei vedete. Cine avea primul comentariu de sus, plin de ur\u0103, ciufu\u021beal\u0103, \u0219i cu 800 de emoticoane de angry?
\nDesigur, vechiul lui prieten, Vasile Futc\u0103cat. <\/p>\n
Cum o fi s\u0103 treci prin via\u021b\u0103 a\u0219a? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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