-Am v\u0103zut o femeie \u00een metrou. Blond\u0103, \u00eenalt\u0103, sl\u0103bu\u0163\u0103, frumos bronzat\u0103, purta o rochie scurt\u0103 albastr\u0103-deschis. I-a\u015f fi dat un 9. Apoi s-a a\u015fezat \u015fi a scos Biblia s-o citeasc\u0103. Mi s-a p\u0103rut vulgar s\u0103 faci a\u015fa ceva \u00een metrou \u015fi mi-am zis c\u0103 nu-i acord nici o \u015fans\u0103.<\/p>\n
Apoi m-am mutat \u00een autobuz. Am v\u0103zut o brunet\u0103. Ceva mai scund\u0103, dar cu ni\u015fte forme, mam\u0103-mam\u0103, te \u00eennebunea. Purta un tricou mulat \u015fi ni\u015fte blugi, era toat\u0103 numai \u0163\u00e2\u0163e \u015fi buci. Apoi s-a a\u015fezat, a scos o plasm\u0103 \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u015furub\u0103reasc\u0103 la ea cu ardoare. C\u00e2nd a cobor\u00e2t, \u00eei pusese deja \u015fi cablu. Mi s-a p\u0103rut vulgar s\u0103 faci a\u015fa ceva \u00een autobuz \u015fi mi-am zis c\u0103 nu-i acord nici o \u015fans\u0103.<\/p>\n
Restul drumului l-am f\u0103cut pe jos. \u015ei pe o banc\u0103, am v\u0103zut cum st\u0103tea picior peste picior o ro\u015fcat\u0103. Omaga, ce zei\u0163\u0103! P\u0103r ro\u015fu ca arama, ochii verzi, buze groase, rochie lung\u0103, verde ca ochii. \u00ce\u0163i venea s\u0103 te arunci \u00een verdea\u0163\u0103 ca \u00een s\u00e2nul naturii. Dar cum st\u0103tea ea a\u015fa, deodat\u0103 a scos un re\u015fou, a pus pe el o oal\u0103 \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 fac\u0103 ciorb\u0103 de cartofi. Mi s-a p\u0103rut vulgar s\u0103 faci a\u015fa ceva \u00een public, pe o banc\u0103 \u015fi mi-am zis c\u0103 nu-i acord nici o \u015fans\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Aha. Dar ele d\u0103deau vreun semn c\u0103 au luat act de existen\u0163a ta pe lume?<\/p>\n
-Dac\u0103 le acordam o \u015fans\u0103, erau m\u0103ritate cu mine toate trei p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Dar a\u015fa sunt eu exigent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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