{"id":12891,"date":"2017-07-06T10:40:54","date_gmt":"2017-07-06T07:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=12891"},"modified":"2017-07-06T10:40:54","modified_gmt":"2017-07-06T07:40:54","slug":"securista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/securista\/","title":{"rendered":"Securista"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aceast\u0103 postare este un comentariu al unei doamne care semneaz\u0103 X-uleasca. \u015ei care a reu\u015fit s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenduio\u015feze \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 s\u0103 r\u00e2d \u00een acela\u015fi timp.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Poate mai fac \u0219i al\u021bii a\u0219a: eu exersez \u00een sinea mea replici t\u0103ioase ca r\u0103spuns la poten\u021biale agresiuni verbale, pentru c\u0103 aproape toat\u0103 via\u021ba am suferit de \u201dl\u2019esprit de l\u2019escalier\u201d \u0219i-mi venea inspira\u021bia prea t\u00e2rziu.<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi de var\u0103, anul trecut. Parcare. Banc\u0103. Ora 8 jum\u0103tate diminea\u021ba. Un domn de v\u00e2rsta a treia \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u00e2nd deschide banca. La 9. Dar nu \u0219tiu o pensiune pe acolo? \u00cei spun. Face o remarc\u0103 libidinoas\u0103. \u201dHai, dom\u2019ne, las\u0103-m\u0103-n pace!\u201d, m\u0103 prind eu tardiv. [Sunt gras\u0103, am fundul mare, e important \u00een povestire.]<br \/>\nUrl\u0103 dup\u0103 mine \u201dSecuristo!\u201d Parcarea plin\u0103 de lume. M\u0103-ntorc. \u201dCe-ai zis, m\u0103?\u201d \u201dSecuristo, c\u0103 ai curu\u2019 mare, da\u2019 e\u0219ti bun\u0103!\u201d<br \/>\nFabuloas\u0103 satisfac\u021bie s\u0103-i strig \u00eenapoi, peste um\u0103r: Sigur c\u0103 am curu\u2019 mare, spre deosebire de p*la ta!\u201d<br \/>\nA pl\u0103tit toate instan\u021bele c\u00e2nd o atare agresiune verbal\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa incapabil\u0103 s\u0103 vorbesc, pironit\u0103 locului, plin\u0103 de sc\u00e2rb\u0103.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aceast\u0103 postare este un comentariu al unei doamne care semneaz\u0103 X-uleasca. \u015ei care a reu\u015fit s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenduio\u015feze \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 s\u0103 r\u00e2d&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11757,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/aicitrebuiasafiedicpic.jpg?fit=1360%2C700&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12892,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12891\/revisions\/12892"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}