B\u00e2ntuiam eu pe Youtube, din clip \u00een clip, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd ceva de r\u00e2s, c\u00e2nd dr\u0103cu\u015forul internetului m-a dus la categoria mea preferat\u0103. Cum care e? “Femeile prefer\u0103 durii macho, care le ignor\u0103 nevoile”.
\nV\u0103d mitul \u0103sta repetat cu at\u00e2ta \u00eencr\u00e2ncenare. Cu at\u00e2ta disperare. Cu at\u00e2ta insisten\u0163\u0103. Nu-i g\u0103sesc echivalent, cum am mai povestit, dec\u00e2t \u00een “Sl\u0103be\u015fte zece tone m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd ciocolat\u0103 \u015fi z\u0103c\u00e2nd pe canapea \u00eentr-o pozi\u0163ie orizontal\u0103 preferabil cu cracii-n sus”. Se nume\u015fte wishful thinking \u015fi se bazeaz\u0103 pe negarea cu \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nare a realit\u0103\u0163ii. “Dac\u0103 cred foarte tare c\u0103 roata e p\u0103trat\u0103, se va adeveri”. <\/p>\n
Diferen\u0163a e c\u0103 “Sl\u0103be\u015fte zece tone…” nu presupune s\u0103 agasezi \u015fi s\u0103 iri\u0163i alte persoane. Stai la tine pe canapea, te min\u0163i singur cu talent \u015fi nu deranjezi pe absolut nimeni. <\/p>\n
Apoi m-am g\u00e2ndit: dac\u0103 ace\u015fti pule\u0163i au at\u00e2ta succes la femei, unde le sunt fanele? Unde e lista aia interminabil\u0103 de femei disperate, scurse, \u00een limb\u0103 dup\u0103 ei, gata s\u0103 fie abuzate \u015fi umilite? <\/p>\n
Uite la blogul lui Otrav\u0103. Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 mai exist\u0103. Dar o vreme, \u00eel sharuiau toate tipele din lista mea. Rubrica de comentarii era plin\u0103 de tipe mai tinere, mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, mai din popor sau mai din elit\u0103, mai cu gre\u015feli gramaticale sau f\u0103r\u0103, toate cu “Ce norocoas\u0103 e iubita ta!”
\nCum se face c\u0103 ace\u015fti faraoni nu au la comentarii dec\u00e2t un sausage fest cu virgini \u015fi divor\u0163a\u0163i acri\u0163i \u015fi, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, c\u00e2te o muiere la ciclu, care se las\u0103 provocat\u0103 de inep\u0163ii \u015fi-i face troac\u0103 de porci?
\nUite la blogul lui Cabral, care a avut mereu retorica asta de tip “femeia e fratele nostru”. OK, pe Cabral \u00eel ajuta \u015fi silueta de panter\u0103 neagr\u0103 din tinere\u0163e. Puhoi de femei, “te iubim”, “te dorim”, “c\u0103 ca tine nu g\u0103sim”. <\/p>\n
Eu, s\u0103 fiu b\u0103rbat \u015fi s\u0103 vreau sex, a\u015f da aten\u0163ie \u015fi acestui aspect. Una e s\u0103 se laude cineva c\u0103 are un harem; \u015fi e cu totul altceva s\u0103 VEZI haremul. Momentan, singurii care par s\u0103 se excite la “ce dur \u015fi arogant sunt eu” sunt al\u0163i masculi. Posibil gay pasivi \u00een negare. “O, da, sigur, fii dur \u015fi arogant, c\u0103 ne plaaace”. <\/p>\n
\u00cel mai \u0163ine\u0163i minte pe un ins pe nume Ogrean nu \u015ftiu cum, care a enervat tot Facebookul cu un status cum c\u0103 femeia ar trebui s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 la viol cu supunere total\u0103 sau ceva de genul? Nici eu. Dar mi l-a amintit ieri o prieten\u0103.
\n“L-am v\u0103zut ieri pe Ogrean.”
\n“Cine plm e Ogrean?” am \u00eentrebat eu, \u00eenjur\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u0163in pasul cu to\u0163i arti\u015ftii noi care apar peste noapte.
\n“\u0102la cu femeia care trebuie s\u0103 stea pasiv\u0103 la viol.”
\n“B\u0103i, pula mea, am chestii interesante de \u0163inut minte, nu-mi ocup hardul cu din astea”.
\n“Corect. Voiam doar s\u0103-\u0163i zic e c\u0103 e c\u00e2t o juma de buletin, s\u0103racul. Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i pui mintea \u015fi ai un morcov \u00een plus \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, \u00eel violezi tu pe el”.
\nAm stat, m-am g\u00e2ndit.
\n“Nici s\u0103 am o planta\u0163ie de morcovi c\u00e2t \u00eentregul teritoriu al Rom\u00e2niei, n-a\u015f g\u0103si acel morcov care s\u0103 merite astfel p\u00e2ng\u0103rit. G\u00e2nde\u015fte-te c\u0103 undeva exist\u0103 un copil nevoia\u015f cu caren\u0163\u0103 de vitamina A”. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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