-Acuzat, de ce ai furat g\u0103ina vecinului?<\/p>\n
-M\u0103 scuza\u0163i, dom’ judec\u0103tor, asta e doar versiunea g\u0103inii. E o versiune subiectiv\u0103 \u015fi e important s\u0103 auzi\u0163i \u015fi varianta mea.<\/p>\n
-Da, \u015ftiu varianta ta, c\u0103 tu nu furi \u015fi nu min\u0163i. Dar te-a v\u0103zut martora Vasilica lu’ Ciuciulete.<\/p>\n
-E feminism, dom’ judec\u0103tor. E feminism, prin urmare, nu e adev\u0103rat. Martora Vasilica e o feminazi.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei martora Aurica lui Bostan?<\/p>\n
-Tot feminism. Feministele au stricat pacea \u015fi lini\u015ftea de la noi din sat.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei te-a v\u0103zut \u015fi mo\u015f T\u0103nase.<\/p>\n
-Tot feminism. Nu trebuie s\u0103 judec\u0103m prin imperiul emo\u0163iilor.<\/p>\n
-Mo\u015f T\u0103nase te-a \u015fi pozat cu mobilul.<\/p>\n
-E trucaj ordinar. dom’ judec\u0103tor. G\u0103ina nu pare suficient de furat\u0103. Dimpotriv\u0103, pare c\u0103 vine din proprie ini\u0163iativ\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Cum, m\u0103? Uite, tu bagi aici g\u0103ina-n pung\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Gre\u015fit, dom’ judec\u0103tor. G\u0103ina se b\u0103ga singur\u0103-n pung\u0103, iar eu o \u0163ineam c\u0103 poate se r\u0103zg\u00e2nde\u015fte.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei g\u0103ina s-a b\u0103gat singur\u0103 \u015fi \u00een ciorb\u0103, acuzat?<\/p>\n
-Dar bine\u00een\u0163eles, dom’ judec\u0103tor. Era o g\u0103in\u0103 depresiv\u0103, care s-a sinucis s\u0103rind \u00een oala mea de ciorb\u0103.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei cine a jumulit g\u0103ina, ca s\u0103 nu sar\u0103-n ciorb\u0103 cu pene cu tot?<\/p>\n
-Lin\u015fajul mediatic \u015fi Facebook, dom’ judec\u0103tor. Eu sunt nevinovat, ba mai mult, m\u0103 simt microagresat de aceste insinu\u0103ri \u015fi v\u0103 voi reclama la CEDO.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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