Veneam eu acas\u0103 ieri sear\u0103, prin ultimele pic\u0103turi de ploaie. Frig de \u00een\u0163epeneai, mai ales c\u0103 plecasem \u00een haine sub\u0163iri, de var\u0103. C\u00e2nd treceam prin pia\u0163\u0103 – men\u0163iune; blocul meu e l\u00e2ng\u0103 o pia\u0163\u0103 – aud bocnet de zaruri lovite de lemnul cutiei de table.<\/p>\n
\u00cen fa\u0163a mea, cei doi b\u0103rba\u0163i care v\u00e2nd pepenii de D\u0103buleni, \u00eenf\u0103\u015fura\u0163i \u00een nailon p\u00e2n\u0103-n nas, jucau table pe o tarab\u0103 goal\u0103.<\/p>\n
Eu nu-s genul care s\u0103 se bage \u00een seam\u0103. Dar toat\u0103 faza era suprarealist\u0103. A\u015fa c\u0103 i-am \u00eentrebat:<\/p>\n
-Dumneavoastr\u0103 de ce juca\u0163i aici, \u00een ploaie?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i e acoperit, domni\u015foar\u0103, se poate? Nu st\u0103m \u00een ploaie.<\/p>\n
Tehnic, da, pia\u0163a era acoperit\u0103. Dar artistic, faza era cel pu\u0163in bizar\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Dar nu… nu ave\u0163i cas\u0103, s\u0103 juca\u0163i table?<\/p>\n
-Domni\u015foar\u0103 noi suntem olteni, am venit cu pepenii. Nu avem cas\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u015fti.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei nici cazare, ceva?<\/p>\n
-Dac\u0103 ne lu\u0103m cazare, d\u0103m tot ce c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103m pe pepeni. G\u00e2ndi\u0163i-v\u0103. Un leu kilu, \u015fi camera e 100 de lei \u00een cel mai ieftin loc.<\/p>\n
-200, m\u0103, zice cel\u0103lalt.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei unde dormi\u0163i?<\/p>\n
-C\u00e2t avem pepeni, \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei unde v\u0103 sp\u0103la\u0163i?<\/p>\n
-Are pia\u0163a baie pentru noi, de aici.<\/p>\n
-Hai, m\u0103, gata cu vorba, se plictise\u015fte cel\u0103lalt. D\u0103 cu zaru!<\/p>\n
Prrrrt-boc!<\/p>\n
Prrrrt-boc!<\/p>\n
Acas\u0103, pe Facebook, o madam\u0103 spilcuit\u0103, uns\u0103 pe toate p\u0103r\u0163ile numai cu creme de firm\u0103 \u015fi fashion victim, mi se vaiet\u0103 legat de evaziunea fiscal\u0103 la fructe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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