\u00cen general, nu scriu despre petreceri, pentru c\u0103 petrecerile sunt toate la fel. Dar simt nevoia s\u0103 dedic un moment modului extrem de creativ \u015fi ingenios \u00een care HBO \u00ee\u015fi s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u015fte fiecare serial.<\/p>\n
Spre deosebire de petrecerea clasic\u0103 de film rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, \u00een care vezi exact acela\u015fi catering \u015fi exact acelea\u015fi patru c\u00e2rciumi obosite, HBO aloc\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 buget pentru a alege locul perfect \u015fi a-l insufla \u00eentr-un fel sau altul cu universul filmului sau serialului pe care-l debuteaz\u0103. De exemplu, la party-ul Game of Thrones, muzica medieval\u0103 s-a \u00eembinat cu hostessele \u00een rochii de epoc\u0103 \u015fi peruci lungi \u015fi m\u00e2ncarea\u00a0rough around the edges,\u00a0<\/em>furnizat\u0103 de vreunul din restaurantele cu tem\u0103 medieval\u0103 din Bucure\u015fti: pl\u0103cinte cu br\u00e2nz\u0103, de forme imperfecte, cam cum \u00eei ies unei m\u0103m\u0103i \u00een cuptorul ei de la \u0163ar\u0103, diverse tipuri de carne – \u015fi oase cu m\u0103duv\u0103 – \u015fi, ca desert, pere \u00een vin \u015fi br\u00e2nz\u0103 dulce.<\/p>\n Amuzant, celelalte alimente disp\u0103reau rapid, dar ciolanele cu m\u0103duv\u0103 erau \u00een mare m\u0103sur\u0103 neatinse, drept care m-am \u00eenfipt cu curaj \u00eentr-o monstruozitate. Apoi m-am prins c\u0103 n-aveam instrumentarul chirurgical. \u015ei am a\u015fteptat s\u0103 se fac\u0103 bezn\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 proiec\u0163ia, s\u0103… cum s-o pun, s\u0103 nu sune cum \u015ftiu c\u0103 o s\u0103 sune? Ok. S\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 proiec\u0163ia, s-o pot suge \u00een lini\u015fte.<\/p>\n Mapa de pres\u0103, foarte util\u0103, con\u0163inea \u015fi un arbore genealogic cu toate personajele GOT, cu poze color pentru cele vii \u015fi alb-negru pentru cele moarte. \u015ei, pentru c\u0103 valar morghulis, \u015fi ni\u015fte ab\u0163ibilduri alb-negru cu to\u0163i cei vii, ca, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce mor, s\u0103-i po\u0163i acoperi \u00een mapa de pres\u0103. Nu c\u0103 o va face cineva vreodat\u0103, dar ideea e superb\u0103.<\/p>\n Apoi, puteai face fotografii \u00een stil “zidul de capete”, s\u0103 le pui pe Facebook \u015fi Instagram. “Nu z\u00e2mbi!”, mi-a spus b\u0103iatul care f\u0103cea pozele. \u015ei m-a pufnit un r\u00e2s \u00een hohote. “\u015etii, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 sco\u0163i resting bitch face-ul \u00a0\u015fi grumpy cat-ul din mine, trebuie s\u0103-mi comanzi s\u0103 z\u00e2mbesc, musai pe un ton de parc\u0103 \u0163i s-ar cuveni”, i-am explicat eu. Apoi mi-am adunat resursele interioare de seriozitate \u015fi am produs urm\u0103toarea minun\u0103\u0163ie.<\/p>\n Bun. Acum s\u0103 trecem la motivul petrecerii \u00een sine. La episodul I, sezonul VII, din\u00a0Game of Thrones.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n A trecut un an \u015fi jum\u0103tate de c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eencheiat sezonul al \u015faselea – \u015fi am de f\u0103cut o men\u0163iune. Eu nu m-am uitat niciodat\u0103 la\u00a0Game of Thrones\u00a0<\/em>\u00een timp ce rula pe ecrane. F\u0103ceam siteul unei firme, c\u00e2nd, \u00eentr-o pauz\u0103 de cafea, am dat pe YouTube de scena \u00een care Cersei o persecuta pe Septa Unella. M-a cucerit at\u00e2t de viforos, \u00eenc\u00e2t am luat tot serialul \u015fi l-am privit, episod dup\u0103 episod, trei zile la r\u00e2nd. \u015ei nici m\u0103car nu le-am inventat o minciun\u0103 oamenilor cu site-ul. Dac\u0103 o vrei pe Lorena Lupu, o iei cum este sau n-o iei deloc. “M\u0103 uit la Game of Thrones<\/em>. De cum termin, o s\u0103 ave\u0163i textele \u00eentr-o zi.”<\/p>\n Revenim: a trecut o droaie de timp de la \u00eencheierea sezonului al \u015faselea, iar episodul I din noul sezon are o valoare de retrospectiv\u0103 \u015fi de motor care reporne\u015fte \u00eencet. Dialogul con\u0163ine o serie de referin\u0163e la ceea ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat anterior, iar personajele ne sunt reintroduse treptat, odat\u0103 cu punerea pe tapet a noilor conflicte.<\/p>\n Nu lipse\u015fte tradi\u0163ionala petrecere-genocid, unde Arya Stark, deghizat\u0103 \u00een b\u0103tr\u00e2nul Walder Frey (cu arta de a \u00eemprumuta fe\u0163e, \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at\u0103 \u00een Braavos, de la Oamenii F\u0103r\u0103 Fa\u0163\u0103), otr\u0103ve\u015fte \u00eentreaga Cas\u0103 Frey, s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune pe Nunta Ro\u015fie.<\/p>\n John Snow \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencepe domnia peste Nord, \u015fi are primele divergen\u0163e de opinie cu Sansa, care ar vrea r\u0103zbunare \u00eempotriva familiilor tr\u0103d\u0103toare – \u00een timp ce el merge pe iertare \u015fi pe coeziune, pentru c\u0103 iarna a sosit \u015fi vine armata de moroi, \u015fi prioritatea ar fi pe unirea for\u0163elor, nu pe orgolii nejustificate. Ea r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu o nemul\u0163umire vizibil\u0103, iar Littlefinger \u00eencepe deja s\u0103-\u015fi bage coada, s\u0103 alimenteze un nou conflict.<\/p>\n Ajungem \u015fi \u00een capital\u0103, la King’s Landing, unde Cersei st\u0103 pe nou-pictata hart\u0103 a Celor \u015eapte \u00cemp\u0103r\u0103\u0163ii \u015fi converseaz\u0103 cu fratele ei Jaime. Nu am cuvinte s\u0103 spun c\u00e2t o iubesc pe actri\u0163a Lena Headey, \u015fi cu c\u00e2t\u0103 subtilitate, elegan\u0163\u0103 \u015fi for\u0163\u0103 transmite ea urm\u0103torul nivel de grandomanie \u015fi delir al celei care, \u00een mod evident, urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 devin\u0103 Regina Nebun\u0103. \u00cen plus, are o form\u0103 de tragism implicit \u015fi o carism\u0103 irezistibil\u0103, care te face s\u0103 fii #teamcersei, de\u015fi ra\u0163ional \u015ftii c\u0103 to\u0163i du\u015fmanii ei au dreptate.<\/p>\n Are \u015fi un nou pe\u0163itor, pe Euron Greyjoy, unchiul pirat cu fa\u0163\u0103 de be\u0163iv al fra\u0163ilor Greyjoy… m\u0103 rog, poveste lung\u0103. El \u00eei promite un cadou valoros, apoi pleac\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 intre \u00een detalii. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 nu e vorba despre o cutie de amandine \u015fi un parfum. Dar gelozia lui Jaime sugereaz\u0103 mugurii unei noi lupte \u00eentre cei doi fra\u0163i incestuo\u015fi.<\/p>\n \u015ei Daenerys ajunge, dup\u0103 \u015fapte sezoane \u015fi multe perind\u0103ri prin lume, acas\u0103, \u00een Dragonstone. Momentul c\u00e2nd, exact ca Dan, c\u0103pitan de plai, s\u0103rut\u0103 ca pe-o moa\u015fte p\u0103m\u00e2ntul ce tresare \u015fi care-o recunoa\u015fte mi se pare de un patetism inutil \u015fi neconving\u0103tor. \u00cen rest, e admirabil cum \u00een palatul p\u0103r\u0103sit de at\u00e2ta timp, praful se \u015fterge de unul singur – vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 mut \u015fi eu acolo. \u015ei spre final – ea se \u00eentoarce spre Tyrion \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103: “Shall we begin?”<\/p>\n Ac\u0163iunea intens\u0103 \u015fi trepidant\u0103 \u00een stil GOT – din episodul al II-lea.<\/p>\n \u00cen rest, mai r\u00e2dem de un cameo al muzicianului Ed Sheeran, de o apari\u0163ie surpriz\u0103 a celebrului Jim Broadbent care e un ilustrul savant Marwyn din Oldtown, citadela \u00een\u0163elepciunii – \u015fi care \u0163ine o impresionant\u0103 prelegere despre importan\u0163a \u015ftiin\u0163ei \u00een timp ce face o autopsie \u015fi extrage diverse organe dintr-un cadavru, not\u00e2ndu-le con\u015ftiincios greutatea, de micile ironii sold\u0103\u0163e\u015fti dintre Clegane \u015fi Thooros, \u015fi de ceea ce mie mi s-a p\u0103rut o idil\u0103 incipient\u0103 \u00eentre Brienne of Tarth \u015fi Tormund Giantsbane. \u00cen fond, f\u0103r\u0103 o poveste gay, e plictiseal\u0103. (Glum\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103.) Ieri, \u00een gr\u0103dina superb\u0103 a unei vile de pe Bulevardul Prim\u0103verii, \u00een miez de iulie, a sosit iarna. M\u0103 refer, desigur, la vizionarea \u015fi...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/cersei7.jpg?fit=720%2C449&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12972"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12979,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12972\/revisions\/12979"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/got-7.jpg?resize=322%2C480\")
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\nYuck!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nUna peste alta, sunt din nou c\u0103lare pe HBO GO \u015fi, cum am zis, #teamcersei. Voi cu cine \u0163ine\u0163i? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"