{"id":12981,"date":"2017-07-20T12:24:05","date_gmt":"2017-07-20T09:24:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=12981"},"modified":"2017-07-20T12:24:05","modified_gmt":"2017-07-20T09:24:05","slug":"sindromul-alain-delon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sindromul-alain-delon\/","title":{"rendered":"Sindromul Alain Delon"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anul \u0103sta, invitatul de gal\u0103 de la TIFF, din Cluj, a fost Alain Delon. B\u0103rbatul fatal care ne-a avut toate mamele \u015fi bunicile – sau m\u0103, rog, dup\u0103 vorba unui banc celebru, le-a trecut direct la catastiful de futute, de vreme ce nici una nu i-ar fi opus vreo rezisten\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n

Alain Delon a fost modelul de frumuse\u0163e clasic\u0103 masculin\u0103 european\u0103: \u00eenalt, zvelt, distins, cu ochi mari \u015fi alba\u015ftri, cearc\u0103ne care s\u0103 indice g\u00e2nduri profunde \u015fi nop\u0163i nedormite – \u015fi s\u0103 induc\u0103 \u00een femei instinctul matern de a-i face o can\u0103 de l\u0103ptic cald \u015fi de a-l acoperi ginga\u015f cu plapuma, s\u0103 doarm\u0103 minune de b\u0103iat. <\/p>\n

\u00cen copil\u0103rie, am g\u0103sit \u00eentr-un dulap vechi poze alb-negru cu autograful lui Alain Delon. Singurele dovezi de fangirling \u00eeng\u0103duite de comuni\u015fti. Cu vedeta \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n din\u0163i, f\u0103r\u0103 pectorali \u015fi alte cele la vedere, cu tot erotismul exprimat doar din privirea care era \u00eentr-adev\u0103r memorabil\u0103: un amestec de inocen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi de vinov\u0103\u0163ie. Se zice c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii sunt rup\u0163i dup\u0103 inocen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi femeile, dimpotriv\u0103, vor aman\u0163i cu experien\u0163\u0103. Pe mine, dimpotriv\u0103, m-a tulburat \u00eentotdeauna puritatea la b\u0103rba\u0163i, senza\u0163ia c\u0103 vorbesc cu o persoan\u0103 curat\u0103 suflete\u015fte, care nu s-a murd\u0103rit definitiv de cinism \u015fi oportunism (\u015fi alte “isme”) \u015fi are tres\u0103riri de emo\u0163ie \u00een fa\u0163a lucrurilor mici. Iar Alain Delon a avut mereu – \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 are – un soi de puritate care e foarte appealing \u015fi alluring. <\/p>\n

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Ce am v\u0103zut eu, \u015fi ce au v\u0103zut to\u0163i oamenii de 20 \u015fi 30 de ani care s-au uitat la pozele lui Alain Delon? Au v\u0103zut un gentleman distins, care a \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit incredibil de frumos \u015fi de suav. Un om pe care, ca s\u0103 fiu siropoas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t, v\u00e2rsta l-a sublimat, retr\u0103g\u00e2ndu-i testosteronul \u015fi transform\u00e2ndu-l \u00een poezie. Cred c\u0103 m-a\u015f putea \u00eendr\u0103gosti platonic de Alain Delon cel de acum \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 plimb cu el de m\u00e2n\u0103 prin parc. <\/p>\n

M-a suprins \u00eens\u0103 reac\u0163ia sexa- \u015fi septagenarelor, c\u00e2nd au fost publicate imaginile de la TIFF. “Aoleu, ce ur\u00e2t e!” “Vai, ce groaznic a \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit!” “Trist!”
\nReally, nigga?
\nModul \u00een care s-au r\u0103zbunat verbal femeile pe fostul lor idol m-a l\u0103sat paf.
\n\u015ei singurul lucru care mi-a trecut prin minte a fost urm\u0103torul: nu putem inspira iubire, chiar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vrem, chiar \u015fi unor oameni pe care nu-i cunoa\u015ftem \u015fi de la care nu vrem nimic, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ne primim pedeapsa mai \u00eencolo. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anul \u0103sta, invitatul de gal\u0103 de la TIFF, din Cluj, a fost Alain Delon. B\u0103rbatul fatal care ne-a avut toate mamele \u015fi bunicile –...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12983,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/alain-old.jpg?fit=599%2C621&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12981"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12984,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12981\/revisions\/12984"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}