\u00cen apartamentul 48, dou\u0103 fete se preg\u0103tesc de petrecere.
\n-Tu cu ce te \u00eembraci?
\n-\u00cemi iau izmenele alea rupte-n cur \u015fi-n gur\u0103 \u015fi vesta de gunoier a lu’ bunicu-miu. Tu?
\n-Eu \u00eemi iau colan\u0163i de\u015fira\u0163i cu care am \u015fters praful \u015fi sus, cortul de excursii al familiei.
\n-Cool. \u00cen picioare?
\n-Mai \u00eentrebi? Papuci cu puf verzi. Tu?
\n-Eu fac o arogan\u0163\u0103 \u015fi-mi iau cizme de cauciuc ponosite.
\n– Ce tare! \u00cen cap?
\n-M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam s\u0103-mi rad jum\u0103tatea st\u00e2ng\u0103, iar aia dreapt\u0103 s-o fac \u0163epi portocalii. S\u0103 se potriveasc\u0103 cu p\u0103rul de la subra\u0163, c\u0103 \u015fi \u0103la l-am vopsit portocaliu.
\n-A, eu m\u0103 mul\u0163umesc cu un mo\u0163 mov pe frunte. \u015ei-mi pun \u015fi o casc\u0103 de miner.
\n-Mega marf\u0103. Accesorii?
\n-Lan\u0163ul cu care leag\u0103 bunicu-miu c\u00e2inele, ca br\u0103\u0163ar\u0103 la glezn\u0103. Tu?
\n-Furtunul de la du\u015f pe post de choker.
\n-Fat\u0103, o s\u0103 fim cele mai cool din tot clubul.
\n-Da, fat\u0103. <\/p>\n
* <\/p>\n
\u00cen apartamentul 49, dou\u0103 drag queens<\/em> (b\u0103ie\u0163i travesti\u0163i \u00een fete): \u00cen apartamentul 48, dou\u0103 fete se preg\u0103tesc de petrecere. -Tu cu ce te \u00eembraci? -\u00cemi iau izmenele alea rupte-n cur \u015fi-n gur\u0103 \u015fi vesta...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12987,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/LINDA-EVANGELISTA.jpg?fit=1536%2C1025&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12985"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12991,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12985\/revisions\/12991"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n-Auzi, fat\u0103, am exersat toat\u0103 ziua mersul pe tocuri, s\u0103 nu ar\u0103t a b\u0103rbat. Ce zici, e bine?
\n-Da! F\u0103 pa\u015fii mai mici, \u00een rest e ok. \u00cen ce te \u00eembraci?
\n-\u00cen rochia aia lung\u0103 de m\u0103tase albastr\u0103 pe care am luat-o la un t\u00e2rg de vintage. Tu?
\n-Eu merg pe modern \u015fi port o rochie gri-metalizat\u0103, cu spatele gol. \u00cen picioare?
\n-Pantofii mei noi bleu. I-am comandat din UK.
\n-Eu cizmele lungi de piele neagr\u0103, f\u0103cute la comand\u0103. \u00cen cap?
\n-Uite ce peruc\u0103 lung\u0103, m\u0103t\u0103soas\u0103, blond\u0103, de p\u0103r uman veritabil, mi-am luat!
\n-Zici c\u0103 e al t\u0103u, foarte frumos. Eu \u00eemi pun peruca \u015faten\u0103, scurt\u0103, c\u0103 merge cu rochia metalizat\u0103.
\n-Daaa! O s\u0103 fii foarte disco. D\u0103-mi mie bijuteriile tale cu pietre albastre, s\u0103-mi mearg\u0103 la rochie.
\n-OK, dar \u00eemi dai br\u0103\u0163\u0103rile tale de argint, s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la a mea.
\n-Da, sistah.
\n-Fat\u0103, o s\u0103 fim cele mai cool din tot clubul.
\n-Da, fat\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"