Cine zice c\u0103 ne pricepem la fotbal, politic\u0103 \u015fi femei minte prin omisiune. Niciodat\u0103 nu se declan\u015feaz\u0103 furtun\u0103 de c\u0103cat mai ampl\u0103 \u015fi mai d\u00e2rz\u0103 pe internet ca atunci c\u00e2nd se sinucide cineva celebru.
\nSau cineva care nu e neap\u0103rat celebru, dar are followeri pe net.
\nSau cineva care nici m\u0103car nu are followeri pe net, dar le apare \u00een newsfeed. <\/p>\n
\u015ei \u00eencep discu\u0163iile acelea siderante: <\/p>\n
Dumitru: A\u015fa sunt \u0103\u015ftia to\u0163i, beau \u015fi se drogheaz\u0103. Ni\u015fte neserio\u015fi. <\/p>\n
Maricica: Mie mi se pare un act de la\u015fitate. <\/p>\n
Vasilica: Normal c\u0103 e la\u015fitate, nu mai avea succes ca acum zece ani, se \u015fi ur\u00e2\u0163ise. <\/p>\n
Gigel: P\u0103i, proastelor, nu v\u0103 uita\u0163i dec\u00e2t la criterii superficiale. Dac\u0103 nu b\u0103lea\u0163i acum zece ani dup\u0103 \u0103sta \u015fi m\u0103 futea\u0163i pe mine, era\u0163i departe. <\/p>\n
Maricica: Boule, sunt \u00een Australia. \u015ei sunt CEO. <\/p>\n
Vasilica: Eu sunt la F\u0103urei, dar nu \u00een\u0163eleg cum ajungeam departe. Ai o rachet\u0103 \u00een loc de pul\u0103? <\/p>\n
Gigel: Cum ziceam, curve superficiale. Acum m\u0103 duc pe wall la Sandra Romain s-o \u00eenjur \u015fi pe ea pu\u0163in. <\/p>\n
Maricica: Ar\u0103t\u0103m de parc\u0103 ne-ar p\u0103sa, nu? <\/p>\n
Elena: Toate vedetele astea este sataniste. \u015ei-a v\u00e2ndut sufletul la Necuratu pentru faim\u0103 \u015fi bani. \u015ei a \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 tot sufletu conteaz\u0103. <\/p>\n
Ani\u015foara: C\u00e2t egoism? Cum s\u0103 te sinucizi c\u00e2nd ai copii? \u015ei eu m-a\u015f sinucide de opt ori pe zi c\u00e2nd or\u0103c\u0103ie \u0103la micu’ \u015fi blestem gaura aia din prezervativ cu care am crezut c\u0103-l ag\u0103\u0163 pe Aleodor, dar apoi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 e datoria mea s\u0103-l cresc. Pe \u0103la micu, nu pe Aleodor. Aleodor s-a tirat \u00een Spania cu o bagaboant\u0103. <\/p>\n
Calistrat: Muie #rezist. A\u015fa o s\u0103 muri\u0163i to\u0163i, sinuci\u015fi c\u00e2nd v\u0103 da\u0163i seama ce pro\u015fti sunte\u0163i. <\/p>\n
Gore: P\u0103i dac\u0103 a luat legale, normal c\u0103 s-a sinucis. E trecut la efecte secundare. PM pentru marf\u0103 ca lumea. <\/p>\n
Marcel: \u015ei totu\u015fi, cine pula mea era \u0103sta? <\/p>\n
Maricica: Nu te-a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at m\u0103-ta s\u0103 dai un goag\u0103l, b\u0103i, stropitoare cu c\u0103cat? <\/p>\n
Marcel: Eram… \u0103sta cum \u00eei zice… sargasmic, f\u0103. Lustruie\u015fte-\u0163i talanga c\u00e2nd vorbe\u015fti cu mine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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