{"id":13,"date":"2007-09-30T22:19:19","date_gmt":"2007-09-30T19:19:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2007\/09\/30\/in-tren\/"},"modified":"2007-09-30T22:19:19","modified_gmt":"2007-09-30T19:19:19","slug":"in-tren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/in-tren\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00een tren&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-domni\u015foar\u0103, e liber?<\/p>\n<p>nimic nu e mai iritant dec\u00e2t un pasager care s\u0103-\u0163i tulbure binef\u0103c\u0103toarea singur\u0103tate \u00een tren&#8230; libertatea de a-\u0163i \u00eempleti visele cu filmul pe repede \u00eenainte al peisajelor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>e b\u0103tr\u00e2n. neras \u015fi slinos, umflat. \u00eemi simte ranchiuna mocnit\u0103, completeaz\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>-&#8230;nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>ba m\u0103 c\u00e2t se poate de sup\u0103r, da&#8217; n-ai ce-i face. mi-e lene s-o improvizez p-aia cu &#8220;familia mea e aici, da&#8217; s-a dus s\u0103-\u015fi ia ziare&#8221;, n-am dec\u00e2t un pr\u0103p\u0103dit de rucsac, a\u015fa c\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-da, e liber&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>pe un ton de parc\u0103 a\u015f confesa cinci masacre \u015fi un viol \u00een serie al babelor din v\u0103sc\u0103u\u0163ii de jos.<\/p>\n<p>japp! se aude sunetul fatidic al tr\u00e2ntirii unui cur pe o canapea.<\/p>\n<p>pauz\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>domni\u015foar\u0103, nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u015fi dac\u0103 m\u0103 sup\u0103r, folose\u015fte la ceva?<\/p>\n<p>vreau s\u0103 cobor la ploie\u015fti&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>aha<\/p>\n<p>nu, s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la jude\u0163ean, da io m\u0103 duc la voila, la c\u00e2mpina, ce fac?<\/p>\n<p>merge\u0163i la casa de bilete \u015fi cere\u0163i viz\u0103 de \u00eentrerupere.<\/p>\n<p>pauz\u0103. brusc, hohote de r\u00e2s:<\/p>\n<p>auzi tu, prostul de doctor&#8230; io i-am zis: dom&#8217; doctor, n-am cu ce s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc, c\u0103-s s\u0103rac, iar am\u0103r\u00e2tu&#8217; mi-a mai \u015fi dat cin&#8217;zeci de mii! Tare faza, nu?<\/p>\n<p>\u00eeh\u00ee<\/p>\n<p>alt\u0103 pauz\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>futu-\u0163i grijania m\u0103-tii de doctor! io \u00eei zic sotosigur c\u0103 am ciroz\u0103, \u015ftiu io sut\u0103 la mie c\u0103 am&#8230; \u015fi el, nu \u015fi nu! da&#8217; m\u0103 duc io la jude\u0163ean, \u00eemi scot adeverin\u0163\u0103 de ciroz\u0103, \u015fi-l dau \u00een judecat\u0103, de nu se vede! \u00eel bag la \u00eenchisoare pe via\u0163\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u00eeh\u00ee.<\/p>\n<p>-domni\u015foar\u0103, nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, ce fac s\u0103 cobor la ploie\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103 merg p&#8217;orm\u0103 la c\u00e2mpina?<\/p>\n<p>cobor\u00e2\u0163i \u015fi v\u0103 face\u0163i viz\u0103 de \u00eentrerupere.<\/p>\n<p>unde se face treaba aia?<\/p>\n<p>\u00een gar\u0103, la casa de bilete.<\/p>\n<p>-da&#8217; un ceas ave\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>nu<\/p>\n<p>da&#8217; c\u00e2t e ceasul?<\/p>\n<p>nu \u015ftiu, c\u0103 n-am ceas.<\/p>\n<p>da&#8217; tu mergi des la biseric\u0103, nu?<\/p>\n<p>hopa! om fi b\u0103ut brud\u0103r\u015faft pe neprev\u0103zute&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>de ce?<\/p>\n<p>ai a\u015fa o fa\u0163\u0103 bisericoas\u0103&#8230; domni\u015foar\u0103, s\u0103 te rogi pentru mine, da?<\/p>\n<p>\u00eeh\u00ee<\/p>\n<p>n-ai o biblie la matale, s\u0103-mi cite\u015fti un psalm?<\/p>\n<p>nu.<\/p>\n<p>ba ai, da&#8217; nu vrei s\u0103-mi cite\u015fti!<\/p>\n<p>n-am domnule&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>intr\u0103 muta tipic\u0103 pentru ruta bucure\u015fti-bra\u015fov, cu toate bibilurile ei de dou\u0103zeci-treizeci de mii, ne las\u0103 \u015fi nou\u0103 un pumn de fleacuri&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>el : astea-s cadouri, nu?<\/p>\n<p>ea: hmmm&#8230; ghmmm&#8230; \u00eehhhh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>eu: zice c\u0103 sunt de v\u00e2nzare pe bani.<\/p>\n<p>el: p\u0103i n-am. da&#8217; matale iei?<\/p>\n<p>eu m\u0103 uitam cu jind la ni\u015fte leucopla\u015fti cu rivanol foarte ieftini&#8230; prea ieftini, la banii \u0103\u015ftia, or fi second-hand&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-da&#8217; voi ce crede\u0163i, c\u0103 io nu pot s\u0103 muncesc? c\u00e2nd vreau io, m\u0103 duc la r\u00e2mnicu-v\u00e2lcea \u015fi-mi scot diploma&#8230; diploma mea de vopsitor-zugrav&#8230; e nevoie pe \u015fantier, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 muncesc pe \u015fantier, nu stau io la mila voastr\u0103!!!<\/p>\n<p>pauz\u0103: auzi, dom&#8217;le, \u0103\u015ftia e doctori? crede el c\u0103 e a\u015fa u\u015for s\u0103 dormi pe banc\u0103, \u00een gar\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-biletele la control, v\u0103 rog!<\/p>\n<p>-domnu&#8217; na\u015f&#8230; vreau \u015fi eu s\u0103 cobor la ploie\u015fti, \u015fi dup\u0103 aia s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la c\u00e2mpina, ce fac?<\/p>\n<p>-cu viz\u0103 de \u00eentrerupere.<\/p>\n<p>-da&#8217; ce e aia ?<\/p>\n<p>ibidem&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-da&#8217; biletul matale e din 4 ianuarie, mo\u015fule.<\/p>\n<p>-p\u0103i, da. \u015fi azi nu e 4 ianuarie?<\/p>\n<p>-bine. io zic s\u0103 merge\u0163i direct la voila, c\u0103 e mai bine. c\u0103l\u0103torie pl\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n<p>na\u015fu&#8217; iese. lung oftat:<\/p>\n<p>-\u0103sta da, b\u0103iat dr\u0103gu\u0163, \u015ftie s\u0103 se poarte&#8230; ce frumos mi-a vorbit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-domni\u015foar\u0103, e liber? 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