{"id":130,"date":"2008-04-10T11:08:48","date_gmt":"2008-04-10T08:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=130"},"modified":"2008-04-10T11:08:48","modified_gmt":"2008-04-10T08:08:48","slug":"intrebari-fara-rost-in-engleza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/intrebari-fara-rost-in-engleza\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00centreb\u0103ri f\u0103r\u0103 rost \u00een englez\u0103&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2teva zile, mi-e o lene penal\u0103 s\u0103 scriu (deh, g\u00e2nditul doare \ud83d\ude42 ), \u015fi, c\u00e2nd era s\u0103 mor io definitiv de ru\u015fine pentru c\u0103 stagnez, vine simonarrr \u015fi \u00eemi d\u0103 o magnific\u0103 leap\u015f\u0103, const\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o serie de \u00eentreb\u0103ri de\u015ftepte \u00een limba englez\u0103, care nu folosesc nim\u0103nui cu nimic, nu spun nimic nou \u015fi&#8230; pur \u015fi simplu sunt o pierdere de vreme daaaaar&#8230; praf \u00een ochii cititorilor care a\u015fteapt\u0103 o nou\u0103 postare. Deci, s\u0103 d\u0103m frumos un clickulete pe numele ei din blogroll, copy\/paste, delete r\u0103spunsurile ei \u015fi GO!<!--more--><br \/>\nDoes a kiss make you feel better?<\/p>\n<p>Depends on\u00a0the initial condition. And the intensity of the kiss.<span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>\nHave you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?<\/p>\n<p>I\u00a0had various\u00a0activities on the bathroom floor but I never passed out. \ud83d\ude41\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Instead of. (:) )\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>What did you do today?<\/p>\n<p>Nothing worth mentioning.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0I usually do, because I&#8217;m always \u00a0in a hurry, and\u00a0I combine\u00a0various morning activities in a harmonious way.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Have you had more than 3 boyfriends\/girlfriends at the same time?<\/p>\n<p>Next question, pleeeease!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever thought about your death?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0I used to have suicidal thoughts as I teenager. 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