{"id":13013,"date":"2017-07-29T09:53:06","date_gmt":"2017-07-29T06:53:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=13013"},"modified":"2021-01-24T20:37:31","modified_gmt":"2021-01-24T17:37:31","slug":"casting-romanesc-strain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/casting-romanesc-strain\/","title":{"rendered":"Primul meu casting rom\u00e2nesc vs. primul casting str\u0103in"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am citit azi <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/ro\/article\/bjxqqq\/am-fost-la-casting-la-bravo-ai-stil-ca-sa-nu-mergi-tu?utm_source=vicefbrom\">articolul acesta de pe Vice<\/a>, detaliind experien\u0163a unei tinere care se prezint\u0103 la casting la <em>Bravo, ai stil<\/em> \u015fi e tratat\u0103 absolut oribil de c\u0103tre echipa de casting.<br \/>\nEu nu am fost surprins\u0103 de superioritatea arogant\u0103 \u015fi m\u00e2rl\u0103nia echipei de casting, dintr-un singur motiv: been there too many times. Except\u00e2nd c\u00e2\u0163iva casting directors care sunt fiin\u0163e umane decente din fabric\u0103 \u015fi care au beneficiat de colabor\u0103ri cu oameni din afar\u0103, rom\u00e2nii \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 fac\u0103 casting.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenc\u0103 e prezent\u0103 \u00een multe medii atitudinea asta absolut sinistr\u0103, c\u0103 performerul de orice tip e un muritor de foame dac\u0103 nu te \u00eenduri tu, director de casting, s\u0103-i dai o \u015fans\u0103. Realitatea de fapt e invers: tu, directorul de casting, e\u015fti pl\u0103tit pentru a aduce talent adecvat necesit\u0103\u0163ilor showului \/ filmului \/ piesei de teatru \/ reclamei. Treaba ta nu e s\u0103 te pi\u015fi cu bolt\u0103 peste candidatul venit s\u0103-\u015fi propun\u0103 serviciile ci s\u0103 \u00eel aduci, cu diploma\u0163ie \u015fi deschidere, s\u0103-\u015fi arate poten\u0163ialul.<\/p>\n<p>Eu iau un num\u0103r extrem de mic de castinguri rom\u00e2ne\u015fti pentru c\u0103 tonul impertinent \u015fi \u00eenfumurarea f\u0103r\u0103 baz\u0103 m\u0103 umplu de draci \u015fi dau castinguri angry. \u00cen schimb, am luat cam jum\u0103tate din castingurile de afar\u0103, pentru c\u0103 am sim\u0163it, din atitudinea \u015fi calitatea interac\u0163iunii, c\u0103 oamenii \u0103ia erau realmente interesa\u0163i de ceea ce aveam eu de oferit.<\/p>\n<p>Dar s\u0103 intr\u0103m \u00een subiect.<\/p>\n<p>Primul meu casting rom\u00e2nesc a fost la o agen\u0163ie care era pe val \u00een acel moment. M-a primit un pwlifrici plin de aere. M-a primit e mult spus. A\u015fteptam pe hol, \u00een timp ce el intra \u015fi ie\u015fea din \u00eenc\u0103peri, ignor\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 de parc\u0103 era un fost boyfriend dornic de r\u0103zbunare. M-am uitat ostentativ la ceas \u015fi l-am \u00eentrebat:<br \/>\n-Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, domnule, au trecut dou\u0103zeci de minute, pot s\u0103 dau acest casting?<br \/>\n-De ce, drag\u0103, te gr\u0103be\u015fti?<br \/>\nPentru directorii de casting din aceast\u0103 categorie, actorul e mereu &#8220;drag\u0103&#8221; \u015fi orice alt\u0103 activitate a lui \u00een afara acelui casting e motiv de batjocur\u0103. Mai ales dac\u0103 vorbim de actri\u0163e, tonul trebuie s\u0103 fie neap\u0103rat acela de client vs. prostituat\u0103 ieftin\u0103 de pe centur\u0103.<br \/>\n-Eu nu sunt drag\u0103 cu dumneavoastr\u0103 \u015fi, da, m\u0103 gr\u0103besc.<br \/>\n-Impresionisto! a m\u00e2r\u00e2it \u0103la la mine.<br \/>\nAproape c\u0103 am v\u0103rsat o lacrim\u0103 la precizia cu care-mi caracteriza arta.<br \/>\n-E\u015fti cam gras\u0103, \u015ftii?<br \/>\n-Raportat la ce? Eu sunt actri\u0163\u0103, nu fotomodel.<br \/>\nA aprins dou\u0103 lumini \u015fi a luat aparatul foto. E de precizat c\u0103 tonul de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum m\u0103 f\u0103cuse s\u0103 adopt cel mai antipatic resting bitch face din istorie.<br \/>\n-Z\u00e2mbe\u015fte!<br \/>\nAm r\u00e2njit a c\u00e2ine care vrea s\u0103-\u015fi mu\u015fte agresorul.<br \/>\n-Hai, f\u0103 chestii, a continuat \u0103la s\u0103 m\u0103r\u00e2ie.<br \/>\n-Ce chestii? O ciorb\u0103 de cartofi merge?<br \/>\n-Pune-te-n pozi\u0163ii, doar e\u015fti actri\u0163\u0103.<br \/>\n-Ce pozi\u0163ii?<br \/>\n-Diverse pozi\u0163ii.<br \/>\nM-am pus \u00een pozi\u0163ia d\u0103t\u0103toare de ochi peste cap.<br \/>\n-Prezint\u0103-te.<br \/>\n\u00centre timp, pornise func\u0163ia video a camerei. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi dea zece secunde s\u0103 m\u0103 regrupez.<br \/>\nAm zis cum m\u0103 cheam\u0103 \u015fi ce am mai f\u0103cut, dar \u00eemi imaginez c\u0103 pe fa\u0163a mea citeai mor\u0163i de mam\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenapoi \u00een maimu\u0163\u0103.<br \/>\n-Auzi, face \u0103la, tu te bagi \u015fi la figura\u0163ie?<br \/>\n-Nu, eu sunt actri\u0163\u0103 profesionist\u0103.<br \/>\n-Da, voi \u0103\u015ftia care vre\u0163i doar bani mul\u0163i!<br \/>\nAm tirat-o \u015fi l-am mai auzit pe ipochimen bomb\u0103nind despre noi \u0103\u015ftia care vrem bani mul\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 am dat col\u0163ul.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Primul casting str\u0103in a fost la &#8220;The Return of The Living Dead 4&#8221;, unde aveau nevoie de o victim\u0103 care c\u0103dea prad\u0103 col\u0163ilor de zombi. Aveam dou\u0103 scene, una \u00een care muream \u015fi una colectiv\u0103 unde eram deja monstrule\u0163.<br \/>\n-Cafea? Ap\u0103? m-a \u00eentrebat directoarea de casting, z\u00e2mbind politicos.<br \/>\n&#8220;Ha?&#8221;<br \/>\n-Ap\u0103, v\u0103 rog, s\u0103 nu-mi p\u0103teze cafeaua buzele, am z\u00e2mbit eu.<br \/>\n-E\u015fti o fat\u0103 frumoas\u0103, mi-a zis ea \u015fi a continuat s\u0103-mi z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103, dar onest, as if she meant it.<br \/>\nM-am molipsit de z\u00e2mbetul ei, i-am mul\u0163umit pentru compliment. A mai conversat un pic cu mine, p\u00e2n\u0103 mi-au disp\u0103rut emo\u0163iile.<br \/>\n-Acum, o s\u0103-\u0163i fac c\u00e2teva poze, fa\u0163\u0103-semiprofil-profl, apoi te rog frumos s\u0103-mi dai replicile foarte simplu, de parc\u0103 vorbeam \u00eentre noi.<br \/>\nDone and done.<br \/>\n-Hai s\u0103 ne imagin\u0103m c\u0103 suntem dou\u0103 prietene, ne sim\u0163im bine, \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i sare zombiul \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 pe nea\u015fteptate.<br \/>\n\u00centre timp \u00eemi venise cheful de joac\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 am scos un urlet de groaz\u0103 de au vuit ferestrele.<br \/>\n-A, bun. E ce trebuie. Mul\u0163umesc mult pentru casting \u015fi ne auzim c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>De puletele antipatic n-am mai auzit nimic. \u00cen The Return of The Living Dead am jucat roli\u015forul pe care d\u0103dusem proba.<\/p>\n<p>Foto de Andrei Groso\u015fiu, prelucrare de Erik Teodoru.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am citit azi articolul acesta de pe Vice, detaliind experien\u0163a unei tinere care se prezint\u0103 la casting la Bravo, ai stil \u015fi e tratat\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13008,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/lorena.png?fit=941%2C941&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13013"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21152,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13013\/revisions\/21152"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}