-Copii, ce am avut de preg\u0103tit pentru ast\u0103zi?
\n-Euuuu. Euuuu.
\n-Nu, tu, Minodora, c\u0103 tu \u015ftii mereu lec\u0163ia, \u015fi \u00een plus, tu ai scutire pe motiv de obezitate. Sau obezitate pe motiv de scutire, ceva de genul. Hai \u015fi restul clasei. Ce am avut de preg\u0103tit?
\n-…
\n-Dac\u0103 nu v\u0103d cinci m\u00e2ini ridicate p\u00e2n\u0103 num\u0103r la zece, v\u0103 dau lucrare de control. Una, dou\u0103, trei, patru… Scoate\u0163i o foaie de h\u00e2rtie… Cinci. Bravo, a\u0163i salvat media la sport a clasei. Ia, Vasilic\u0103, c\u0103 prea stai tu timorat \u00een fundu’ clasei. Ce-am avut de preg\u0103tit.
\n-Nooooi pentru aaaast\u0103zi aaaam avut de preg\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103tiiiit…
\n-P\u00e2n\u0103 aici e bine. Continu\u0103. \u015ei nu \u015fopti, Nicu\u015for, c\u0103 te dau afar\u0103 \u015fi te pun s\u0103 vii cu p\u0103rin\u0163ii.
\n-Flotarea.
\n-Da, am avut flotarea. Bravo. Ce e flotarea?
\n-…
\n-Hai, Vasilic\u0103, zi cu cuvintele tale. Ce ai zice tu c\u0103 e o flotare \u015fi la ce folose\u015fte ea?
\n-Flotareaaa e atunci c\u00e2nd pui un covor cu model de femei goale pe jos \u015fi le ar\u0103\u0163i ce le-ai face.
\n-Inexact. Minodora, nu da din m\u00e2ini c\u0103 nu te ascult pe tine. Hai, Vasilic\u0103, explic\u0103-ne ce e o flotare. Ce este ea \u00een primul r\u00e2nd?
\n-Este cu m\u00e2na.
\n-Nu a\u015fa, c\u0103 nu e\u015fti \u00een spatele blocului. Explic\u0103 frumos, ca la \u015fcoal\u0103.
\n-P\u0103i a\u0163i zis cu cuvintele mele.
\n-Da, bine, dar cuvintele tale sunt idioate. Deci, ce e flotarea ca gen?
\n-Feminin, doamna profesoar\u0103. O flotare, dou\u0103 flot\u0103ri.
\n-Nu, m\u0103i copilule. Ca activitate.
\n-Este o activitate na\u015fpa.
\n-Da, dar ce tip de activitate e? Un exer…
\n-Exeeeer…
\n-Exer ce?
\n-Exercrabil!
\n-Nu, m\u0103i. Flotarea este un exerci\u0163iu fi…
\n-Filozofic, doamna profesoar\u0103.
\n-Hai, s\u0103 mori tu. De ce, faci flot\u0103rile cu capul, m\u0103i, Vasilic\u0103?
\n-Uneori.
\n-E un exerci\u0163iu fizic. \u00cen ce const\u0103 el?
\n-\u00cen \u00eempins, doamn\u0103.
\n-Vasilic\u0103, nici n-ai deschis manualul de educa\u0163ie fizic\u0103. Patru! De ce n-ai \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at?
\n-Am fost la antrenament la fotbal, doamna profesoar\u0103. Suntem campioni la juniori. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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