-Ce iei tu aici?
\n-Se nume\u015fte Dicarbocalm \u015fi e pentru hiperaciditate.
\n-“Dicarbocalm”.
\n-Da, a\u015fa-l cheam\u0103.
\n-“Un comprimat con\u0163ine… a\u015fa. \u015etii c\u0103 are \u015fi zah\u0103r?
\n-Poate s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u015fi pule de cal pudr\u0103, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t func\u0163ioneaz\u0103.
\n-“Contraindica\u0163ii: insuficien\u0163\u0103 renal\u0103 sever\u0103”
\n-E ok, eu m\u0103 pi\u015f cu bolt\u0103.
\n-“Nu influen\u0163eaz\u0103 capacitatea de a conduce vehicule sau de a folosi utilaje.”
\n-Singurul utilaj pe care \u00eel voi folosi \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 e dozatorul de bere. S\u0103 previn insuficien\u0163a renal\u0103 sever\u0103.
\n-“Comprimatele se sf\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 sau se las\u0103 s\u0103 se dizolve \u00een cavitatea bucal\u0103.”
\n-Pe scurt, se sug. De ce s-o sf\u0103r\u00e2mi c\u00e2nd po\u0163i s-o sugi?
\n-“Reac\u0163ii adverse: diaree”.
\n-O, s\u0103 v\u0103 aud\u0103 Dumnezeu! Mie \u00eemi plac diareile, te fac s\u0103 te sim\u0163i u\u015for \u015fi curat pe interior.
\n-“A se p\u0103stra la temperaturi sub 25\u00b0C, \u00een ambalajul original.”
\n-Deci, \u00een frigider sau cu aerul condi\u0163ionat pornit. OK. \u015etii care e totu\u015fi partea amuzant\u0103?
\n-\u0102?
\n-O sug de la 12 ani \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 nu i-am citit prospectul. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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