Aici<\/a>, observ\u0103m c\u0103 cercet\u0103torii zic c\u0103 a\u015fa ceva nu exist\u0103. Dar acum trei secole, tot cercet\u0103torii ziceau de clitoris c\u0103 nu exist\u0103, nici m\u0103car c\u00e2nd le r\u00e2dea \u00een nas. A\u015fa cum neag\u0103 mereu b\u0103rba\u0163ii lucrurile care nu le convin. Pe de alt\u0103 parte, femeile din lista mea pot confirma c\u0103 un grup omogen de gagici devin omogene \u015fi din acest punct de vedere.<\/p>\nTrei zile, motanul meu Pulic\u0103 \u015fi eu am avut o sincronicitate similar\u0103.<\/p>\n
Am exagerat cu o\u0163etul de mere \u015fi cu l\u0103m\u00e2ia \u015fi am avut un puseu de gastrit\u0103. As one occasionally does. Timp de trei zile, am admirat frumo\u015fii mun\u0163i ai patriei din pat, sug\u00e2nd cu pasiune tablete de Dicarbocalm \u015fi complet\u00e2nd cu ranitidin\u0103 \u015fi cu regim alcalin.<\/p>\n
\u00cen prima zi, c\u00e2nd durerea era absolut atroce, \u015fi-mi blestemam via\u0163a din vagin matern \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103-n prezent, motanul meu mi s-a \u00eentins pe abdomen, a adormit, \u015fi \u00een cinci minute, m-a luat \u015fi pe mine somnul. Am dormit noi a\u015fa c\u00e2teva ore, ne-am trezit, am m\u00e2ncat pu\u0163in, am mai luat un r\u00e2nd de medicamente \u015fi ne-am culcat la loc.<\/p>\n
De c\u00e2teva ori \u00een noaptea aia m-a trezit durerea de stomac, \u015fi de fiecare dat\u0103, motanul a venit iar pe abdomen \u015fi iar am adormit \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n
A doua \u015fi a treia zi, durerile au persistat, de\u015fi din ce \u00een ce mai atenuate, \u015fi eu am f\u0103cut ni\u015fte bingeinguri de filme, am mai trimis la cote\u0163 ni\u015fte pul\u0103 proast\u0103 \u015fi agresiv\u0103 inutil pe Facebook – chestii de astea de om bolnav.<\/p>\n
\u00cen tot acest timp, am observat c\u0103 motanul meu nu \u015fi-a f\u0103cut deloc treaba mare. M-a \u015fi \u00eengrijorat asta. \u00cen aceste trei zile, n-am g\u0103sit \u00een litier\u0103 dec\u00e2t gogoloaiele obi\u015fnuite de pipi. L-am masat pe burtic\u0103, nimic.<\/p>\n
Azi, m-am trezit s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 \u015fi \u00een for\u0163\u0103 \u015fi mi-am zis c\u0103 \u00eei caut veterinar, c\u0103 nu e ok pentru un anim\u0103lu\u0163 s\u0103 stea nec\u0103cat at\u00e2tea zile.<\/p>\n
Apoi m-am dus s\u0103-i cur\u0103\u0163 litiera.<\/p>\n
Era v\u00e2rfuit\u0103. B\u0103iatul decartase c\u00e2t pentru trei zile.<\/p>\n
Acum, poate c\u0103 e o \u00eent\u00e2mplare, nu \u015ftiu. A\u015fa cum e \u015fi sincronizarea menstrual\u0103.<\/p>\n
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