t\u00e2mpenie ceva mai imbecil\u0103 dec\u00e2t restul t\u00e2mpeniilor.<\/a>\u00a0Despre cum o vit\u0103 abject\u0103 cu vagin (da, exist\u0103 \u015fi din astea) d\u0103 pe loc papucii unui b\u0103rbat, dac\u0103 acesta are animal de companie.<\/p>\nPentru c\u0103 animalul de companie e mereu pe locul 1, \u00eenaintea ei \u015fi pentru c\u0103 o m\u00e2r\u00e2ie c\u00e2nd nu e st\u0103p\u00e2nul acas\u0103.<\/p>\n
Pe mine m\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i: sus\u0163in p\u00e2n\u0103 la s\u00e2nge dreptul femeilor la via\u0163\u0103, educa\u0163ie \u015fi c\u0103utarea fericirii. La salariu egal pentru munc\u0103 egal\u0103. M-am certat cu mii de gher\u0163oi (\u015fi mi-a\u0163i v\u0103zut lista de block, “mii” nu e o exagerare), pentru c\u0103 aveau preten\u0163ia s\u0103 trimit\u0103 femeia la crati\u0163\u0103, nu pe baza calit\u0103\u0163ilor individuale, ci pe baza de\u0163inerii de vagin. Un detaliu anatomic pe care nu \u0163i l-ai ales \u015fi de care ai dreptul s\u0103 faci abstrac\u0163ie, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103-\u0163i bazezi succesul pe munc\u0103, talent \u015fi competen\u0163\u0103, care-s unisex, slav\u0103 domnului.<\/p>\n
Am \u00eencasat injurii de la mii de gunoaie cu penis c\u00e2nd am scris despre violen\u0163a domestic\u0103, pentru c\u0103, vezi doamne, nu exista \u00eenc\u0103 un tribunal care s\u0103 fi decis violen\u0163a agresorului. Pas\u0103mite, c\u00e2nd un mascul te face curv\u0103, tot ce-i trebuie e acces la net, c\u00e2nd \u00eel faci tu pe el mizerie agresiv\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i trebuie certificat medico-legal, fotografii alb-negru \u015fi color, raport al poli\u0163iei, verdict de la tribunal \u015fi eventual \u015fi o t\u0103bli\u0163\u0103 de lut de la Dumnezeu s\u0103 ateste c\u0103 gunoiul e cu adev\u0103rat un gunoi.<\/p>\n
Acestea fiind precizate, nu pot s\u0103 trec indiferent\u0103 nici c\u00e2nd o muiere bubuie de proast\u0103 \u015fi are preten\u0163ii aberante. A\u015fa cum m-ar indigna un articol “De ce s\u0103 nu te combini cu o femeie care are c\u00e2ine, pisic\u0103, porcu\u015for de Guinea sau urangutan” \u015fi a\u015f scrie despre autorul lui c\u0103 e un jeg manipulator \u015fi c\u0103 ar trebui exportat \u00een de\u015fert, s\u0103 ferim omenirea de el.<\/p>\n
\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd: cum pula calului s\u0103 concurezi, tu, fiin\u0163\u0103 uman\u0103, cu c\u00e2inele? De ce se presupune c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie o competi\u0163ie? De ce trebuie s\u0103 existe un singur loc 1 \u00een aten\u0163ia celuilalt, pentru care s\u0103 te iei la tr\u00e2nt\u0103 voiniceasc\u0103 cu absolut tot ce-l \u00eenconjoar\u0103?<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 g\u00e2nde\u015fti a\u015fa o rela\u0163ie, nici nu e de mirare c\u0103 b\u0103rbatul \u0103la (sau femeia aia, sau extraterestrul \u0103la) se sc\u00e2rbe\u015fte de tine ca de \u015faorma cu de toate \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 fug\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd p\u0103m\u00e2ntul.<\/p>\n
Un om care nu e doar un morman dezgust\u0103tor de egocentrism \u015fi b\u0103\u015fini infecte ar considera anim\u0103lu\u0163ul ca pe un membru de familie, un liant \u00een rela\u0163ie, ceva mic \u015fi pufos cu care po\u0163i face plimb\u0103ri \u00eempreun\u0103 (dac\u0103 e c\u00e2ine) sau cuddling la Netflix sau HBO Go (dac\u0103 e pisic\u0103).<\/p>\n
Ambele anim\u0103lu\u0163e sunt factori de amuzament \u00een comun, joac\u0103, glume \u015fi veselie. Dac\u0103 te duce mintea. Dac\u0103 te duce sufletul. Dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti un c\u0103cat egoist \u015fi competitiv, ci o persoan\u0103 capabil\u0103 s\u0103 se ata\u015feze.<\/p>\n
Te m\u00e2r\u00e2ie c\u00e2inele c\u00e2nd pleac\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2nul?<\/p>\n
Normal c\u0103 o face.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2inii, ca \u015fi pisicile, sunt excelen\u0163i cititori de caractere. C\u00e2inele \u0103la te m\u00e2r\u00e2ie pentru c\u0103 vede exact ce lipitoare \u015fantajist\u0103 e\u015fti \u015fi vrea s\u0103-\u015fi fereasc\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2nul iubit de panarama interminabil\u0103 \u015fi dezgust\u0103toare care va fi via\u0163a lui al\u0103turi de tine.<\/p>\n
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