{"id":13080,"date":"2017-08-13T15:27:53","date_gmt":"2017-08-13T12:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=13080"},"modified":"2017-08-13T15:27:53","modified_gmt":"2017-08-13T12:27:53","slug":"cliseul-mizerabil-al-saptamanii-dar-de-ce-nu-alaptezi-in-baie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cliseul-mizerabil-al-saptamanii-dar-de-ce-nu-alaptezi-in-baie\/","title":{"rendered":"Cli\u015feul mizerabil al s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii: Dar de ce nu al\u0103ptezi \u00een baie?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cum spuneam \u015fi pe peretele de Facebook, am avut ghinionul de a da cu ochii de un thread legat de subiectul fierbinte al zilei: al\u0103ptatul \u00een public. \u015ei m-am enervat dincolo de cuvinte de prostia unora dintre combatan\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 vreodat\u0103 voi ajunge mam\u0103, eu \u00eemi voi al\u0103pta copilul exact unde \u015fi c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 i se fac\u0103 foame. Bebelu\u015fii trebuie hr\u0103ni\u0163i frecvent. Perioada de p\u00e2n\u0103 la un an e una \u00een care nu \u00ee\u015fi pot controla nevoile: foamea e chinuitoare, pipi \u015fi caca sunt eliminate c\u00e2nd vin. Au nevoie de hran\u0103 s\u0103 poat\u0103 cre\u015fte, \u015fi nu c\u00e2ndva \u00eentr-un viitor, ci atunci. E important. E vital. Sentimentele estetice sau de alt\u0103 natur\u0103 ale adul\u0163ilor din jur, care se presupune c\u0103 au primit educa\u0163ie \u015fi au deprins un oarecare autocontrol sunt de importan\u0163\u0103 secundar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu, nu e o tem\u0103 pe care s\u0103 m\u0103 intereseze s-o dezbat. Dac\u0103 vii s\u0103-mi c\u00e2r\u00e2i la subsol c\u0103 nu te po\u0163i uita \u00een alt\u0103 parte, \u015fi c\u0103 b\u0103\u015finile din mintea ta sunt mai importante dec\u00e2t s\u0103n\u0103tatea unui bebe, ai block. E\u015fti un cancer egoist \u015fi nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 te am de cititor.<\/p>\n<p>Nu e nimic sexual, nici s\u0103 vrei cu tot dinadinsul, \u00een imaginea unei mame care al\u0103pteaz\u0103. E un act inocent, pur, curat, nobil, care mi-a inspirat respect \u015fi umilin\u0163\u0103 de c\u00e2te ori, \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor, am asistat la el. Eu nu sunt siropoas\u0103 aproape niciodat\u0103, dar c\u00e2nd v\u0103d o mam\u0103 al\u0103pt\u00e2nd, m\u0103 izbe\u015fte mereu c\u00e2t de miraculos e s\u0103 po\u0163i da via\u0163\u0103, \u015fi, cel pu\u0163in \u00een primul an, s\u0103 ai puterea s-o \u015fi \u00eentre\u0163ii doar prin resursele corpului t\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p>La care, unii idio\u0163i o tr\u00e2ntesc: &#8220;S\u0103 mearg\u0103 s\u0103 al\u0103pteze la baie&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Ceee?<\/p>\n<p>Eu \u015ftiu c\u0103 asta e o \u0163ar\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 canalizare, unde mul\u0163i au crescut cu c\u0103c\u0103\u015ftoare \u00een fundul cur\u0163ii. Drept care, o baie li se pare o \u00eenc\u0103pere de lux, pe care nu prea \u015ftiu de unde s\u0103 o apuce. Pentru sp\u0103lat nu o folosesc, c\u0103 de aceea put \u00een halul \u0103sta \u00een mijloace de transport \u00een comun. \u015ei nedumeri\u0163i fiind la ce folose\u015fte, i-au ticluit la repezeal\u0103 o utilizare: camer\u0103 de al\u0103ptat.<\/p>\n<p>Wrong.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd o s\u0103 m\u00e2nca\u0163i voi la baie, o s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u015fi bebelu\u015ful motiv s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce la baie. Sau poate nici atunci, c\u0103 nu e obligat s\u0103 fie p\u0103rta\u015f la m\u00e2nc\u0103toria voastr\u0103 de c\u0103cat.<\/p>\n<p>Una peste alta, c\u00e2nd milita\u0163i antiavort &#8211; c\u0103, minune, sunte\u0163i aproximativ aceia\u015fi pro\u015fti &#8211; gui\u0163a\u0163i c\u0103 via\u0163a e sf\u00e2nt\u0103. Dar pentru voi, e sf\u00e2nt\u0103 doar nen\u0103scut\u0103. O dat\u0103 ce s-a n\u0103scut, via\u0163a e invitat\u0103 s\u0103 se hr\u0103neasc\u0103 \u00een bud\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103i, hot\u0103r\u00e2\u0163i-v\u0103. Sau via\u0163a e sf\u00e2nt\u0103, \u015fi atunci \u00eei oferim cele mai bune condi\u0163ii s\u0103 se nasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 se dezvolte, sau e indezirabil\u0103, \u015fi atunci hai s\u0103 ne stingem ca neam. Cel pu\u0163in \u0103\u015ftia care se leag\u0103 de femei care al\u0103pteaz\u0103 ar trebui castra\u0163i chimic. Ne\u00een\u0163elegerea elementar\u0103 legat\u0103 de condi\u0163ia de p\u0103rinte e vizibil\u0103 din avion.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cum spuneam \u015fi pe peretele de Facebook, am avut ghinionul de a da cu ochii de un thread legat de subiectul fierbinte al zilei:&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11326,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Angry.jpg?fit=630%2C443&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13080"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13081,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13080\/revisions\/13081"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}