{"id":13096,"date":"2017-08-17T15:31:40","date_gmt":"2017-08-17T12:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=13096"},"modified":"2017-08-17T15:32:15","modified_gmt":"2017-08-17T12:32:15","slug":"si-cine-plateste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/si-cine-plateste\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ei cine pl\u0103te\u015fte?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2teva zile, oameni on- \u015fi offline se indigneaz\u0103 de proiectul \u0103la aberant de lege, ini\u0163iat de ministerul agriculturii. \u0102la cu mutatul hipermarketului la periferia ora\u015felor, respectiv al supermarketului la un kilometru distan\u0163\u0103 de pia\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 prezentul ministru al agriculturii, autorul vestitei cuget\u0103ri &#8220;Oaia este o statuie vie&#8221;, pare genul \u0103la de b\u0103rbat care nu are \u00een vocabularul curent termenul &#8220;consecin\u0163\u0103&#8221; \u015fi nu are nici o idee legat\u0103 de semnifica\u0163ia termenului, consider\u0103m c\u0103 e de datoria noastr\u0103 s\u0103-i subliniem urm\u0103toarele.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A) O s\u0103-\u0163i superi principala categorie de votan\u0163i\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oamenii cu joburi bine pl\u0103tite \u015fi cu ceva bani m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 la restaurante sau comand\u0103 online ce le trebuie, pl\u0103tesc cu cardul \u015fi, dac\u0103 fac shopping la sf\u00e2r\u015fit de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, se deplaseaz\u0103 cu ma\u015fina personal\u0103 sau cu taxi.<\/p>\n<p>Cei care beneficiaz\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat de promo\u0163ii \u015fi superoferte sunt, evident, cei cu venituri mici. Asista\u0163ii social. Lor le convine c\u0103 un kg de cartofi \u015fi un cofrag cu ou\u0103 sunt mai ieftine la Billa dec\u00e2t \u00een pia\u0163a din col\u0163. \u015ei tot lor le convine c\u0103 Billa e la o flegm\u0103 distan\u0163\u0103, c\u0103 pot ajunge pe jos.<\/p>\n<p>Mut\u0103 Billa la periferie, pune-i s\u0103-\u015fi pl\u0103teasc\u0103 transportul p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo &#8211; \u00een condi\u0163iile \u00een care scumpe\u015fti \u015fi carburan\u0163ii \u00een toamn\u0103 &#8211; \u015fi le dai adversarilor t\u0103i exact tipul de argument antis\u0103raci de genul &#8220;B\u0103sescu v-a furat pensiile&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>B) O s\u0103 superi companiile care de\u0163in numitele hipermarketuri\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Prezentele sedii ale magazinelor mijlocii \u015fi mari implic\u0103 achizi\u0163ia unor imobile sau \u00eenchirierea lor pe termen lung, cheltuieli de amenajare, o c\u00e2rc\u0103 de h\u00e2r\u0163oage pentru func\u0163ionare.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o \u0163ar\u0103 \u00een care, cel pu\u0163in oficial, proprietatea privat\u0103 e sacr\u0103, nu te po\u0163i duce la oamenii \u0103ia s\u0103 le zici: M\u0103 b\u0103ie\u0163i, nu mai ave\u0163i voie de m\u00e2ine s\u0103 face\u0163i asta aici.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 fiu eu Carfur \u015fi tu guvernul care vrea s\u0103-mi bage pe g\u00e2t o asemenea abera\u0163ie, \u00een secunda urm\u0103toare a\u015f fi cu tine de g\u00e2t la toate tribunalele interna\u0163ionale \u015fi organismele aferente, \u015fi \u0163i-a\u015f cere daune de s\u0103-\u0163i ias\u0103 pe nas. Iar Carfur chiar are avoca\u0163ii \u015fi logistica s\u0103 fac\u0103 FIX asta. \u015ei pe bun\u0103 dreptate.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu boul care a ouat legea va pl\u0103ti din buzunar daunele ci, a\u0163i ghicit, poporul rom\u00e2n. Prefer ca impozitele mele s\u0103 hr\u0103neasc\u0103 copii \u00eentr-un orfelinat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C) O s\u0103 periclitezi un mare num\u0103r de joburi\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Multe casiere de prin hiper- \u015fi supermarketuri sunt m\u0103mici gospodine domiciliate \u00een blocurile din jur. Mul\u0163i manipulan\u0163i marf\u0103, idem. Salariile pe care le primesc nu sunt suficient de mari \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 justifice naveta p\u00e2n\u0103 pe centura Bucure\u015ftiului, nemaivorbind ora dus \u015fi ora \u00eentors.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D) Aglomerezi \u015fi mai mult traficul, \u00een ora\u015fe deja supraaglomerate<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>De c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 duc la Lidl, coada e p\u00e2n\u0103-n fund la taxatoare. Dar \u00eemi convine, pentru c\u0103 Lidl e peste drum. Hai s\u0103 ne imagin\u0103m c\u0103 Lidl se mut\u0103 la dracu-n praznic. \u015ei to\u0163i cei din coada aia trebuie s\u0103 ia ma\u015fina \/ taxiul \/ autobuzul deja doldora de lume s\u0103 vin\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la dracu-n praznic.<\/p>\n<p><strong>E) \u015ei, \u00een final, \u00eembog\u0103\u0163e\u015fti doar mafia pie\u0163elor\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u0162\u0103ranului Ion \u00eei e egal dac\u0103-\u015fi vinde litrul de lapte cu 0,6 lei lui Kaufland sau speculantului cu ceaf\u0103 groas\u0103 care controleaz\u0103 jum\u0103tate din tarabele Bucure\u015ftiului. Ba, dimpotriv\u0103. M\u0103car corpora\u0163ia e &#8220;regulat\u0103&#8221; de norme europene de p\u0103strare \u015fi conservare, pe c\u00e2nd speculantul e &#8220;regulat&#8221; doar de buna lui con\u015ftiin\u0163\u0103. Adic\u0103, de absen\u0163a absolut\u0103 a acesteia.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2teva zile, oameni on- \u015fi offline se indigneaz\u0103 de proiectul \u0103la aberant de lege, ini\u0163iat de ministerul agriculturii. \u0102la cu mutatul hipermarketului la&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12644,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/billa.jpg?fit=1920%2C1280&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13096"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13097,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13096\/revisions\/13097"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}