{"id":13188,"date":"2017-08-31T10:24:52","date_gmt":"2017-08-31T07:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=13188"},"modified":"2017-08-31T11:31:58","modified_gmt":"2017-08-31T08:31:58","slug":"melania-tocurile-si-un-caz-aparte-de-prostie-bubuitoare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/melania-tocurile-si-un-caz-aparte-de-prostie-bubuitoare\/","title":{"rendered":"Melania, tocurile \u015fi un caz aparte de prostie bubuitoare"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pe mine m\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i. N-am comentat \u00een via\u0163a mea cum se \u00eembrac\u0103 nevestele de pre\u015fedinte, dac\u0103 Brigitte e sexy sau nu, genunchii lui Carmen \u015fi altele asemenea.
\n\u00cen schimb, c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut-o pe Melania Trump, aceast\u0103 chintesen\u0163\u0103 a \u0163opismului pi\u0163iponc\u0103resc est-european, defil\u00e2nd \u00een ditamai zona afectat\u0103 de uragan, cu case devastate, oameni nenoroci\u0163i pe via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe, \u00een stilettos, am zis: da. Au \u015fi americanii Udrea lor. Numai Udrea a fost at\u00e2t de pi\u0163ipoanc\u0103 \u0163oap\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se duc\u0103 cu tocuri la inunda\u0163ii<\/a>. \u015ei numai Udrea, aflat\u0103 \u00een turneu de “eu sunt Jenny from the Block” prin Bucovina, a comis aceast\u0103 abera\u0163ie a fe\u015f\u0103nului: <\/p>\n

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Femeia est-europeanc\u0103 are pornirea asta nespus de penibil\u0103, de a ignora complet realitatea din jur \u015fi a defila cu tocuri interminabile la cota 2000 cu telecabina, pe plaj\u0103 la Gura Porti\u0163ei, \u00eentr-o vizit\u0103 la rubedenii la Telega, pe uli\u0163a de bolovani care urc\u0103 abrupt \u015fi la deal, \u015fi la vale sau \u00een zona vulcanilor noroio\u015fi.
\nM\u0103 rog, manoloblahnikii ei distru\u015fi aiurea, problema ei.
\nC\u00e2nd \u00eens\u0103 e\u015fti fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 cu grupuri de popula\u0163ie s\u0103r\u0103cite sau afectate de dezastru, penibilul devine nesim\u0163ire. Nesim\u0163irea gher\u0163oiasc\u0103 de a defila cu BMW-ul la orfelinat, sau c\u00e2nd gen faci ac\u0163iuni caritabile. E o lips\u0103 de empatie elementar\u0103, combinat\u0103 cu o form\u0103 de sfidare: “uite, b\u0103, s\u0103racilor, ce am eu \u015fi n-ave\u0163i voi”. Neam prost parvenit. <\/p>\n

Bun. \u015ei se g\u0103se\u015fte una, pe care o voi defini drept categoria feminist\u0103 proast\u0103. Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 feminist\u0103 proast\u0103? \u00censeamn\u0103 vita care \u00eencepe s\u0103 rag\u0103 opresiune c\u00e2nd e vorba de bun sim\u0163 omenesc elementar valabil la ambele sexe.
\n\u015ei feminista aceasta proast\u0103 m\u0103 face troac\u0103 de porci, c\u0103 cum pula mea, eu nu cred c\u0103 feministele au voie s\u0103 fac\u0103 ce vor ele cu corpurile lor? <\/p>\n

Huh? Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 are a face ce vrei tu cu corpurile tale cu a nu sfida s\u0103racii cu avu\u0163ia \u015fi a nu purta tocuri unde nu se cade? <\/p>\n

Tocul, pas\u0103mite, e parte component\u0103 din corpul femeii. Dac\u0103 dai jos tocul de pe femeie \u00een mocirl\u0103 \u015fi-i salvezi pantofii de 1.000 lei de o moarte prematur\u0103, i-ai violat dreptul la \u0163opism elementar de r\u00e2sul curcilor.<\/p>\n

NOT. Da, faci ce vrei tu cu corpul t\u0103u. Da, te \u00eengra\u015fi, sl\u0103be\u015fti, faci sex, faci copii c\u00e2nd vrea vaginul t\u0103u. Dar dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i pui ochelari de soare \u00een ditamai ploaia toren\u0163ial\u0103 \u015fi tocuri prin b\u0103ltoace, respectiv branduri p\u0103 tine de fa\u0163\u0103 cu oropsi\u0163ii, e\u015fti o \u0163a\u0163\u0103. Exact cum un b\u0103rbat care ar face astea e un cocalar gher\u0163oi. Sorry for the bad news. <\/p>\n

\u015ei ar fi mi\u015fto s\u0103 rezerv\u0103m feminismul pentru cauze care chiar conteaz\u0103. Nu s\u0103 ap\u0103r\u0103m cu el comportament impardonabil pentru oricare dintre sexe. <\/p>\n

\u015ei bine\u00een\u0163eles, feminista proast\u0103 a zburat din lista mea cu bolt\u0103. Du-te-n pula mea de idioat\u0103. Nu lupt eu pentru drepturi egale cu to\u0163i gher\u0163oii planetei ca s\u0103 vii tu s\u0103 justifici \u0163\u0103\u0163ismul ca drept fundamental al femeii. <\/p>\n

UPDATE: S-a dat o dezmin\u0163ire, c\u0103 tipa a purtat de fapt adida\u015fi. Bravo ei. Trebuia s\u0103 fie fotografiat\u0103 cu adida\u015fi \u015fi \u00een comunicatele oficiale. Dac\u0103 tu mi te ar\u0103\u0163i purt\u00e2nd tocuri \u00een mocirl\u0103, \u015fi eu reac\u0163ionez la tine purt\u00e2nd tocuri \u00een mocirl\u0103, e strict vina ta c\u0103 te comunici drept purt\u0103tor de tocuri \u00een mocirl\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pe mine m\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i. N-am comentat \u00een via\u0163a mea cum se \u00eembrac\u0103 nevestele de pre\u015fedinte, dac\u0103 Brigitte e sexy sau nu, genunchii lui Carmen...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13189,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/trump.jpg?fit=862%2C849&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13188"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13194,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13188\/revisions\/13194"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}