Drag\u0103 bul\u0103, <\/p>\n
Azi e a doua zi c\u00e2nd suntem \u00eentre noi, cei pu\u0163ini, dar buni.
\nS\u0103n\u0103to\u015fi, voinici?
\nOK.
\nIeri, eram la teras\u0103 cu o prieten\u0103. Beam o bere rece ca sufletul meu, c\u00e2nd deodat\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103:
\n-Te deranjeaz\u0103 c\u0103 fumez?
\n-Nu, zic eu. M\u0103 onoreaz\u0103.
\n-Huh. De ce?
\n-C\u0103 nu m\u0103 percepi drept genul de mizd\u0103 \u00eengrozitor de enervant\u0103 care are o pl\u0103cere s\u0103 strice timpul liber al prietenilor ei cu fi\u0163o\u015fenii de genul: \u0102vaaai, nu supoooort s\u0103 m\u0103 afumeeeh lumeeaaah. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 plaaaci, dac\u0103 vreeeei compania meaaaa, renun\u0163\u0103\u0103\u0103 la fumaaat.
\n-Da, m\u0103, pe astea le-a\u015f pocni \u015fi eu cu o rogojin\u0103 \u00eempletit\u0103 de pule de negru peste bot. Adic\u0103, pot s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg “\u0103vaai, nu fuma” la tine \u00een cas\u0103. C\u0103-\u0163i stric avu\u0163ia. Pot s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg “\u0103vaaai, nu fuma” la mine-n cas\u0103, c\u0103 e\u015fti musafir \u015fi vreau s\u0103 te simp\u0163i bine. Pot s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg “\u0103vaaai, nu fuma”, \u00een cr\u00e2\u015fm\u0103 \u00eenchis\u0103, c\u0103 te disturb\u0103 mintal \u015fi pulmonar fumul. Dar fi\u0163ele pe teras\u0103 m\u0103 dep\u0103\u015fesc, zice prietena.
\n-\u015etii ce cred eu? Cred c\u0103 genul \u0103sta de figuran\u0163i sufer\u0103 de un deficit de importan\u0163\u0103 \u00een organism. \u015ei atunci \u00ee\u015fi dau importan\u0163\u0103 \u00een toate rahaturile astea m\u0103runte, pe care un om m\u0103rinimos le poate trece cu vederea f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 sufere prea tare, dar care pe aproapele t\u0103u \u00eel fac s\u0103 se simt\u0103 bine. <\/p>\n
Dar exist\u0103 un lucru pe care un om \u00eel poate face pe teras\u0103 \u015fi care m\u0103 irit\u0103 nespus. Acest lucru e conversa\u0163ia telefonic\u0103 de mai mult de 3 minute, c\u00e2nd nu arde nimic \u015fi nu e nimeni pe moarte. C\u00e2nd cineva face asta, iese automat din grupul oamenilor cu care ies la bere.
\nPe voi ce obiceiuri enervante ale partenerilor de teras\u0103 v\u0103 irit\u0103? <\/p>\n
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