{"id":13247,"date":"2017-09-06T13:07:33","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T10:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=13247"},"modified":"2017-09-06T13:07:33","modified_gmt":"2017-09-06T10:07:33","slug":"texte-pentru-bula-mea-iv-nu-te-citesc-dar-esti-urata-proasta-si-curva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/texte-pentru-bula-mea-iv-nu-te-citesc-dar-esti-urata-proasta-si-curva\/","title":{"rendered":"Texte pentru bula mea (IV): Nu te citesc, dar e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103, proast\u0103 \u015fi curv\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bun\u0103, drag\u0103 bul\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Azi vom discuta un fenomen bizar. Un fenomen pe care \u00eel tot observ pe pere\u0163i de influenceri.<\/p>\n<p>Vine Gicu. Gicu e un mascul ur\u00e2t, plat din punct de vedere al intelectului, cu o educa\u0163ie aproximativ\u0103 (ta-su recolta c\u0103p\u015funi \u00een Spania, maic\u0103-sa tot chestii cu capul ro\u015fu, iar bunicii n-au avut autoritate) \u015fi neofertant din nici un punct de vedere. Posibil \u00eenc\u0103 virgin din cauza asta. Singurele femei pe care le-a v\u0103zut angajate \u00eentr-un act erotic au fost cele de pe pornhub \u015fi redtube. A ajuns la concluzia c\u0103, pentru seduc\u0163ie, e nevoie s\u0103 pui poze \u00een piep\u0163ii goi \u015fi musculatura \u00eencordat\u0103, c\u0103 asta caut\u0103 femeile. A v\u0103zut c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu creeaz\u0103 \u015fi content relevant \u00een jur, toat\u0103 lumea \u00eei ignor\u0103 cu senin\u0103tate antricotul, \u015fi, \u00een timp, s-a acrit.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, aten\u0163ia nu se ob\u0163ine cu expozeul de tine \u00eensu\u0163i. P\u0103i, ia s\u0103 recurg la altceva.<\/p>\n<p>Acel altceva a fost \u00eenjuratul pe pere\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Sigur. nu zic s\u0103 ignori. C\u0103 ignoratul e politic\u0103 proast\u0103. Dac\u0103 taci \u015fi-l la\u015fi, prinde curaj. Orice agresor o ia ca pe un semn bun c\u00e2nd victima nu riposteaz\u0103. Trebuie tratat asertiv, pus la punct \u015fi trimis la cote\u0163.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen schimb, dac\u0103 tu te lansezi \u00eentr-un lung schimb de injurii cu el, \u015fi se mai al\u0103tur\u0103 \u015fi 546779 de prietene, efectul va fi exact opusul celui pe care mizezi.<\/p>\n<p>Recapitul\u0103m istoricul personajului. Virgin. Evitat de femei. Nu are nimic de oferit. Nu-l bag\u0103 nimeni \u00een seam\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Pe acest profil psihologic, disperarea e at\u00e2t de intens\u0103 \u015fi de dureroas\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t a fi \u00eenjurat e preferabil oric\u00e2nd indiferen\u0163ei. M\u0103car a interac\u0163ionat cu o femeie. Dou\u0103, zece, o sut\u0103. E o zi pe care o contabilizeaz\u0103 drept o victorie.<\/p>\n<p>Cam din dou\u0103 replici \u00ee\u0163i dai seama cine e individul care s-a oplo\u015fit la tine pe perete \u015fi care-i e spectrul comportamental. E prost? Pune-l la punct \u015fi, dac\u0103 insist\u0103, rade-l cu totul.<\/p>\n<p>Nu sta la discu\u0163ii c\u00e2nd n-ai cu cine. Respect\u0103-\u0163i un pic mai mult propriul timp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bun\u0103, drag\u0103 bul\u0103, Azi vom discuta un fenomen bizar. Un fenomen pe care \u00eel tot observ pe pere\u0163i de influenceri. Vine Gicu. Gicu e&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12503,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/fuck-you.jpg?fit=600%2C450&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13247"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13248,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13247\/revisions\/13248"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}