{"id":13296,"date":"2017-09-14T09:07:30","date_gmt":"2017-09-14T06:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=13296"},"modified":"2017-09-14T11:12:12","modified_gmt":"2017-09-14T08:12:12","slug":"inca-o-tentativa-ilara-de-agatat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/inca-o-tentativa-ilara-de-agatat\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cenc\u0103 o tentativ\u0103 ilar\u0103 de ag\u0103\u0163at"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pe Linkedin, unde majoritatea oamenilor te deranjeaz\u0103 strict cu treab\u0103, dau accept tuturor. A\u015fa l-am introdus \u00een list\u0103 \u015fi pe ipochimenul \u0103sta.
\n\u015ei exact la cinci minute dup\u0103 ce am f\u0103cut-o, m-a luat cu colaborarea, cu solicitarea de num\u0103r de telefon, cu alea. <\/p>\n

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Acum, eu, recunosc, nu am sim\u0163ul umorului. Dac\u0103 \u00eel aveam, l\u0103sam num\u0103rul la liber \u00een acest print screen, s\u0103 se \u00eenve\u0163e minte \u015fi b\u0103iatul cu pricina c\u0103 e periculos s\u0103-\u0163i \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftii num\u0103rul a\u015fa, random, la to\u0163i nebunii.
\nDar tot din lunga mea experien\u0163\u0103, c\u00e2nd un om vrea s\u0103 efectiv colaboreze cu tine, nu s\u0103-\u0163i iroseasc\u0103 timpul inestimabil cu futilit\u0103\u0163i, zice: Uite, Lorena, am nevoie de content pe siteul meu, dou\u0103 texte pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, buget x lei, sau Drag\u0103 Lorena, crezi c\u0103 ne po\u0163i fi prezentatoare la party-ul firmei? Etc., etc., etc.
\n“Colabor\u0103rile” astea vagi sunt, DE FIECARE DAT\u0102, pierdere masiv\u0103 de timp pre\u0163ios, pe care nu \u0163i-l d\u0103 nimeni \u00eenapoi. <\/p>\n

Amuzant e cum, c\u00e2nd s-a prins c\u0103 nu pun botul, individul s-a \u00eenfoiat tot el: “Cum nu recuno\u015fti, drag\u0103, salutul standard francmason?” Pentru c\u0103 mar\u015f la c\u0103cat, prietene. Nici nu i-am mai r\u0103spuns, c\u0103 n-am timp de genul \u0103sta de distrus. <\/p>\n

Strict de dragul glumei, hai s\u0103 imagin\u0103m alte “saluturi standard” de deschidere a unei conversa\u0163ii cu str\u0103ini: <\/p>\n

Gicu: P\u0103s\u0103, de cum m-am uitat prima oar\u0103 la pozele tale, mi s-a sculat cea mai apoteotic\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103rea\u0163\u0103 pul\u0103. Hai, vino repede s\u0103 te fut. Mobil 0745.787.678.
\nVasilica: Mar\u015f, m\u0103, disperatule, \u015fi fute-o pe m\u0103-ta.
\nGicu: Proasto, \u0103sta era salutul standard al Fr\u0103\u0163iei M\u00e2nu\u0163elor Umede. Vai de capul t\u0103u, e\u015fti ignorant\u0103 ca o cizm\u0103. <\/p>\n

Sau <\/p>\n

Gicu: Frumoaso, fantastico, sublimo, pariez c\u0103 o ai str\u00e2mt\u0103, umed\u0103 \u015fi epilat\u0103 total.
\nVasilica: N-o s\u0103 afli \u00een via\u0163a ta. Hai, scrie-i din astea m\u0103-tii.
\nGicu: B\u0103i, g\u00e2sco, tu nu te-ai prins c\u0103 era o incanta\u0163ie inca\u015f\u0103 de st\u00e2rpire a \u015foarecilor care rod recoltele? C\u00e2t\u0103 incultur\u0103 p\u0103 tine, pfff! <\/p>\n

******<\/p>\n

Pentru tentative de ag\u0103\u0163at care chiar func\u0163ioneaz\u0103, cump\u0103r\u0103 \u00een presale “Trollywood”, colec\u0163ia celor mai bune texte pe acest blog. Aici<\/a><\/p>\n

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Pe Linkedin, unde majoritatea oamenilor te deranjeaz\u0103 strict cu treab\u0103, dau accept tuturor. A\u015fa l-am introdus \u00een list\u0103 \u015fi pe ipochimenul \u0103sta. \u015ei exact...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13297,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/lol.jpg?fit=555%2C625&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13296"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13301,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13296\/revisions\/13301"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}