{"id":13349,"date":"2017-09-19T08:52:39","date_gmt":"2017-09-19T05:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=13349"},"modified":"2018-09-19T00:19:42","modified_gmt":"2018-09-18T21:19:42","slug":"the-daeaizer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/the-daeaizer\/","title":{"rendered":"The daeaizer"},"content":{"rendered":"

Prin 2013 – 2014, c\u00e2t Maria Grapini era mare ministreas\u0103 \u00een al nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2telea guvern Ponta – apropo de asta, eu tot insist s\u0103 cred c\u0103 a fost un pariu amical \u00eentre Ponta \u015fi T\u0103riceanu, legat care bifeaz\u0103 mai multe, Ponta guverne sau T\u0103riceanu neveste – un suflet bl\u00e2nd de cre\u015ftin a creat the grapinizer.
\nCum func\u0163iona?
\nIntroduceai o propozi\u0163ie normal\u0103 \u015fi d\u0103deai grapinize.
\nS\u0103 zicem:
\nNu da\u0163i banii pe prostii, lua\u0163i bomboane la copii.
\n\u015ei versiunea grapinizat\u0103 era ceva de genul:
\nN-u da\u0163 , baniii p-e , prosti lua\u0163-i bonbuane l-a , copi.
\nSau:
\n\u00cen gr\u0103dina casei mele \u00eenflorit-au viorele.
\nGrapinize:
\n\u00ce-n,gr\u0103dina caseiii , mele \u00eenflorita-u, Viorele.
\nAscult\u00e2nd c\u00e2t de grandios abereaz\u0103 Daea, m-am \u00eentrebat ce face sufletul bl\u00e2nd de cre\u015ftin care a creat grapinizerul. Nu de alta, dar faza aia cu “Vaca e un miracol extraordinar, care transform\u0103 furajul \u00een lapte” merit\u0103 un instrument propriu. Tu introduci termenul \u00een daeaizer, \u015fi vine defini\u0163ia.
\nExemplu:
\n“Capra”
\nDaeaize:
\nCapra este un fenomen al naturii ireal de fabulos, care transform\u0103 m\u0103r\u0103cinii \u00een pozi\u0163ie sepsual\u0103.
\n“C\u00e2inele”
\nDaeaize:
\nC\u00e2inele este creatura zeiasc\u0103 nespus de glorioas\u0103 \u015fi feeric\u0103 care transform\u0103 oasele \u00een decibeli \u015fi ocazional papuci de cas\u0103 ferfeni\u0163\u0103.
\n“Toporul”
\nDaeaize:
\nToporul este cununa mirobolant\u0103 a creativit\u0103\u0163ii omene\u015fti care transform\u0103 orice divergen\u0163\u0103 de opinie \u00een pacea mondial\u0103.
\n“Daea”
\nDaeaize:
\n“Daea este izvorul neasemuit al probabilisticii logoreice labirintice cu multe ie\u015firi, dar care dau toate \u00een zid.
\nContinua\u0163i voi.<\/p>\n

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