Ieri au fost premiile Uniunii Teatrale din Rom\u00e2nia care se sigluie\u015fte de una singur\u0103 UNITER, dar care, cum bine remarca cineva, ar trebui s\u0103 se sigluiasc\u0103 UTR. Sau, la lectur\u0103, …utere.<\/p>\n
Premiile …utere au fost c\u00e2t se poate de… (aici nu g\u0103sesc o rim\u0103, v\u00e2na poetic\u0103 m\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte. Unde eeeee\u015fti, v\u00e2n\u0103 poetic\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103? Nimic nic\u0103ieri? OK. N-avem rim\u0103. Deci, suntem dou\u0103mii\u015fti. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
A fost c\u00e2t se poate de …utere num\u0103rul impresionant de gafe al \u0103lui-mai-utere-dntre-to\u0163i, Pre\u015f. UTR Caramitru. S\u0103-l fi auzit pe Pre\u015f. traduc\u00e2nd din englez\u0103 \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 ce \u00een\u0163elegea el din spusele alte\u0163ei sale prin\u0163ul Georg Friedrich, invitat al casei regale din Rom\u00e2nia – adic\u0103 ce spunea unul \u015fi ce \u00een\u0163elegea cel\u0103lalt – era un moment demn de bancurile cu Bul\u0103 \u015fi \u015etrul\u0103.\u00a0Pe dramaturgul Mihai Ignat l-a botezat Mircea. (\u015ei dramaturgul jenat nu a suflat nici p\u00e2s. \ud83d\ude42 ) M\u0103 a\u015fteptam iar la momentul Florin-Persic-senior-neterminat al serii, dar nu a fost nevoie. Caramitru l-a suplinit cu brio. Actor multilateral, ce vrei?<\/p>\n
Apoi – \u00een fiecare an, sesizez c\u0103\u00a0apare c\u00e2te\u00a0un trend de a \u00eencasa premii. Un mod de a. Anul \u0103sta, modul de a le \u00eencasa a fost acela de a mima un infantilism tembel \u015fi a \u00eencepe: “Vaaaai, am a\u015faaaa ni\u015fte emo\u0163iiiii…” \u015ei dac\u0103 la premiul de debut mai mergea, s\u0103 vezi ditamai fomeile \u00een toat\u0103 firea, boite\u00a0ca Vorone\u0163u’\u00a0av\u00e2nd “a\u015faaaaaa emo\u0163iiiiii” friza penibilul, pateticul, ridicolul, ilarul \u015fi tot ce vre\u0163i voi s\u0103 frizeze.<\/p>\n
Culmea “unor asemenea emo\u0163ii” a atins-o madam Rodica Mandache, care e o actri\u0163\u0103 imens\u0103, monumental\u0103, putem spune, dar pe care eu personal n-o pot suferi. De ce? Pentru c\u0103 mi se pare de o falsitate hidoas\u0103 \u00een tot ce face, nu o cred nici o clip\u0103, \u015fi are o anume m\u00e2\u0163\u00e2ial\u0103 afectat\u0103 \u015fi calp\u0103, o amabilitate de suprafa\u0163\u0103, rece ca lama unui cu\u0163it, \u015fi un anume aspect gelatinos care \u00eemi aminte\u015fte de sc\u00e2rba pe care o aveam fa\u0163\u0103 de meduze c\u00e2nd eram copil. Ce a c\u00e2\u015ftigat aceast\u0103 distins\u0103 doamn\u0103?<\/p>\n
A c\u00e2\u015ftigat dreptul de a-l prezenta pe Marian R\u00e2lea. \u015ei cum a f\u0103cut-o? \u00cendulcindu-\u015fi vocea p\u00e2n\u0103 la diabet, f\u0103c\u00e2nd pe copili\u0163a simpatic\u0103 – cu toate detaliile enumerate mai sus. Eu regretam c\u0103 nu am la mine pungi – cum \u00eemi luam \u00een excursiile de la \u015fcoal\u0103, din cauza r\u0103ului de ma\u015fin\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei desigur, z\u0103 greit winner of z\u0103 ivning, z\u0103 grei dairector Andrei \u015eerban, \u015fi magnificul s\u0103u stil epistolar, care bate tot. Omul \u0103sta face totul prin scrisori. Pl\u0103te\u015fte poli\u0163e, taie, sp\u00e2nzur\u0103, pune la punct, \u00eenjunghie etc. Presupun c\u0103 \u015fi virginitatea tot prin po\u015ft\u0103 \u015fi-a pierdut-o. (Bine m\u0103car c\u0103 n-a avut \u015fi \u0103sta “a\u015faaaaa ni\u015fteee emo\u0163iiii”. (Dar v\u0103 voi scrie o dat\u0103 o “scrisoare imaginar\u0103 de Andrei \u015eerban” \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n
Momente care m-au\u00a0impresionat? Hai, c\u0103 au fost \u015fi din astea. De exemplu, momentul de reculegere cu chipurile actorilor care au murit anul trecut m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng \u00een hohote. \u015ei frumos a fost momentul Alifantisului, care are cea mai tulbur\u0103toare voce masculin\u0103 – bine, exagerez, dar \u00een contextul “at\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2tor emo\u0163ii”, sobrietatea lui era ca o gur\u0103 de aer proasp\u0103t – \u015fi o dulce r\u00e2r\u00e2ial\u0103. \u015ei a c\u00e2ntat melodia mea favorit\u0103 din repertoriul lui. “De-a\u015f avea patru dromadere…” M-am bucurat c\u0103 a c\u00e2\u015ftigat Ofelia Popii, care e o actri\u0163\u0103 excelent\u0103. \u0162ineam cu\u00a0ea din tot sufletul.\u00a0Dar c\u00e2nd a pus \u015fi ea placa bine-cunoscut\u0103 cu emo\u0163ii, mi-a venit s\u0103-mi smulg p\u0103rul din cap. \u015ei haios a fost actorul clujean Andras Hathazi, c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103tor al Premiului de Interpretare Masculin\u0103, care a \u015ftiut s\u0103-\u015fi ia premiul cu umor \u015fi autoironie: “poate m\u0103 v\u0103d \u015fi pe mine regizorii de film”.<\/p>\n
P\u0103i s\u0103 v\u0103 vad\u0103, domnule H! Evident, umorul dumneavoastr\u0103 va da mai bine pe pelicul\u0103 dec\u00e2t at\u00e2tea emo\u0163ii false. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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