{"id":13403,"date":"2018-09-30T10:00:36","date_gmt":"2018-09-30T07:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=13403"},"modified":"2018-09-30T11:15:59","modified_gmt":"2018-09-30T08:15:59","slug":"motanul-celor-patru-anotimpuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/motanul-celor-patru-anotimpuri\/","title":{"rendered":"Motanul celor patru anotimpuri"},"content":{"rendered":"

O pisic\u0103 e o minune \u00een orice perioad\u0103 a anului. Dar, dup\u0103 cum \u015ftie fiecare posesor, \u00een func\u0163ie de anotimp, minunea se schimb\u0103. Evolueaz\u0103. Involueaz\u0103. Cap\u0103t\u0103 noi contururi \u015fi valen\u0163e.<\/p>\n

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Iarna, motanul face o blan\u0103 deas\u0103, extrem de m\u0103t\u0103soas\u0103 \u015fi de fin\u0103. \u015ei odat\u0103 cu blana de iarn\u0103, scoate la interval \u015fi personalitatea de iarn\u0103. La fel de m\u0103t\u0103soas\u0103 \u015fi de fin\u0103. De cum te prinde, \u0163i se tol\u0103ne\u015fte \u00een poal\u0103. Toarce. Faci vezic\u0103 de o\u0163el, s\u0103 nu-i tulburi tandra \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fare. C\u00e2nd nu mai po\u0163i, \u00eel iei \u00een bra\u0163e, te a\u015fezi pe bud\u0103 \u015fi-l \u0163ii s\u0103 toarc\u0103 mai departe \u00een bra\u0163ele tale, complet netulburat de faptul c\u0103 tu urinezi \u00een acel timp. Apoi, mai faci un efort de voin\u0163\u0103, s\u0103-l pui jos, s\u0103 po\u0163i efectua opera\u0163iile de \u015ftergere, tragere a apei \u015fi sp\u0103lare a m\u00e2inilor, \u00een timp ce el pl\u00e2nge sub\u0163irel, ca un orfan p\u0103r\u0103sit pe peron la gar\u0103.
\nNoaptea, motanul t\u0103u de iarn\u0103 doarme cu tine sub plapum\u0103, cuib\u0103rit \u00een pieptul t\u0103u, sau \u00een spinarea ta, sau \u00een curbura picioarelor tale \u00eendoite, \u00een spatele genunchilor. E o mog\u00e2ldea\u0163\u0103 care eman\u0103 iubire \u015fi sensibilitate din to\u0163i porii. \u015ei prezen\u0163a-i gentil\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i induce \u015fi \u0163ie somnul de iarn\u0103. Ad\u00e2nc ca o genune, 100% abandon, cel mai odihnitor somn inventat vreodat\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Prim\u0103vara, motanul redevine pisoi. \u00cencepe s\u0103 se urce pe mese, pe dulapuri, s\u0103 d\u0103r\u00e2me flacona\u015fe de parfum, cutii de farduri, pahare; practic, orice mi\u015fc\u0103. \u015ei dac\u0103 nu mi\u015fc\u0103, \u00eei d\u0103 un ghiont. Urc\u0103 pe u\u015fi \u015fi se balanseaz\u0103 comic pe suprafa\u0163a \u00eengust\u0103, mieun\u00e2nd s\u0103-l iei jos, c\u0103 la cei 14 ani ai lui e b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi-i e fric\u0103 s\u0103 sar\u0103. Te mu\u015fc\u0103 de degetul mare de la picior \u015fi fuge. Tu trebuie s\u0103 fugi dup\u0103 el. Se ascunde pe dup\u0103 lucruri. Tu trebuie s\u0103 te faci c\u0103-l cau\u0163i febril. C\u00e2nd, oooo, aici erai, m\u0103i, gol\u0103na\u015fule, fuge iar \u015fi se ascunde. \u015ei tot a\u015fa.
\nNu mai st\u0103 dec\u00e2t rar \u00een poal\u0103. Abia c\u00e2nd, obosit dup\u0103 alerg\u0103tur\u0103, se \u00eentinde l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine pe canapea, \u00ee\u0163i parcheaz\u0103 un picioru\u015f \u00een bra\u0163e, s\u0103 exprime domina\u0163ie de mascul feroce.<\/p>\n

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Motanul de var\u0103 e obosit prin defini\u0163ie. Doarme toat\u0103 ziua. (\u015ei, bine\u00een\u0163eles, se ca\u0163\u0103r\u0103 pe chestii noaptea, miaun\u0103 la prietenii lui imaginari \u015fi tr\u0103ie\u015fte o via\u0163\u0103 nocturn\u0103 de party people.) Doarme pe gresia rece a b\u0103ii, doarme pe balcon, \u00eentr-o cutie \u00een care \u0163in eu hainele vechi, \u00eenainte s\u0103 devin\u0103 c\u00e2rpe, doarme \u00een cad\u0103, dup\u0103 ce am f\u0103cut eu du\u015f c\u0103ldu\u0163 spre r\u0103coros.
\nMotanul de var\u0103 NU are chef de tine. NU are chef de m\u00e2ng\u00e2ierile tale. Singurul lucru de care are chef e m\u00e2ncarea ta, dar maximum o dat\u0103 pe zi, pentru c\u0103 pe canicul\u0103, nici foamea nu e ce era odinioar\u0103. Vara, e\u015fti un om f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n, habar nu ai c\u0103 ai pisic\u0103, \u015fi ea ur\u0103\u015fte din inim\u0103 g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 te are pe tine. (Sigur, except\u00e2nd momentele c\u00e2nd vrea de m\u00e2ncare. Atunci ai \u015fi tu cinci minute de aten\u0163ie.)<\/p>\n

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Acum, c\u0103 septembrie trece – \u015fi se \u015ftie c\u0103 la Bucure\u015fti septembrie e lun\u0103 de var\u0103, oficial – \u00eencepi s\u0103-\u0163i redescoperi motanul de toamn\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103 nu se bag\u0103 sub p\u0103tur\u0103, dar diminea\u0163a \u00eel g\u0103se\u015fti dormind pe tine. C\u00e2nd te treze\u015fti, se treze\u015fte \u015fi el \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 se alinte pe toate p\u0103r\u0163ile, s\u0103-\u0163i cear\u0103 m\u00e2ng\u00e2ieri. Se lipe\u015fte de tine \u015fi toarce. Cuddling-ul de diminea\u0163\u0103 e precursorul oficial al cafelei.
\nApoi, se urc\u0103 pe pervazul ferestrei \u015fi prive\u015fte meditativ \u00een zare. Ca un b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u00een\u0163elept. Mai scoate c\u00e2te un mieunat, c\u00e2nd trece o pas\u0103re prin fa\u0163a geamului. Mam\u0103, ce-ar \u00eenh\u0103\u0163a-o, dac\u0103 n-ar fi nesim\u0163ita asta de sticl\u0103 care s\u0103-l blocheze \u00een ini\u0163iativele lui glorioase.
\nSe spal\u0103 mult, tacticos, cochet. Uit\u0103 ce f\u0103cea, \u015fi se opre\u015fte o clip\u0103, \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat, cu un crac pe dup\u0103 urechi. Apoi \u00ee\u015fi aminte\u015fte c\u0103 ne iubim \u015fi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 spele \u015fi pe mine. De p\u0103cate.<\/p>\n

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O pisic\u0103 e o minune \u00een orice perioad\u0103 a anului. Dar, dup\u0103 cum \u015ftie fiecare posesor, \u00een func\u0163ie de anotimp, minunea se schimb\u0103. Evolueaz\u0103....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9960,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/12079331_1048576805154112_1312181017193896991_n.jpg?fit=500%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13403"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15672,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13403\/revisions\/15672"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}