La metrou.
\nUn cet\u0103\u0163ean umflat, libidinos \u015fi extrem de nepl\u0103cut vizual se ia dup\u0103 dou\u0103 tinere frumu\u015fele \u015fi dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015fe.
\n-Pssst, psst, p\u0103pu\u015fea!
\nPrinsesem scaun, dar am s\u0103rit \u00een picioare \u00een secunda urm\u0103toare, \u00eentr-un av\u00e2nt de “what the f…”
\nUna dintre ele se \u00eentoarce. M\u0103 a\u015ftept s\u0103-i invoce deceda\u0163ii \u00een \u015firuri recurente de ordinul 1. Spre surprinderea mea, nu. \u00cencepe s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 ca proasta-n t\u00e2rg, \u00een timp ce gre\u0163osul se d\u0103 tot mai aproape de ea.
\n-Hihihi, hahaha, hihihi, Toni, nu te-am v\u0103zut.
\n-Ce faci, Jamilla, p\u0103pu\u015fea?
\n\u015ei \u00eenso\u0163itoarea fetei, \u015focat\u0103:
\n-Jamilla?
\nFata, r\u00e2z\u00e2nd \u015fi mai isteric:
\n-Hihihi, hahaha, da, Jamilla.
\nOK, deci a\u015fa, m-am lini\u015ftit eu. S\u0103risem fix degeaba.
\n\u015ei m-am \u00eentors la scaunul meu.
\nCare \u00eentre timp, se ocupase. <\/p>\n
Morala: Greu la deal cu boii mici. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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