Ieri, dup\u0103 cum \u015ftie toat\u0103 lumea, Varujan Vosganian a dat-o pe aia, glorioas\u0103, din fundul gr\u0103dinii: Fiecare ou m\u00e2ncat de la g\u0103ina din curte “v\u0103duve\u015fte” bugetul de cincizeci de bani.
\nDincolo de poten\u0163ialul infinit de glume mai bune sau mai proaste, mai savante sau mai de autobaz\u0103, care au curs pe re\u0163elele sociale, te las\u0103 t\u00e2mpit modul \u00een care e privit omul, din aceast\u0103 perspectiv\u0103.
\nNu ca individ, nu ca personalitate de sine st\u0103t\u0103toare cu idei \u015fi vise, nu ca trestie g\u00e2nditoare, ci strict ca element de stors pentru etern hr\u0103p\u0103re\u0163ul, etern ne\u00eendestulatul, ve\u015fnic depl\u00e2nsul buget de stat.
\nCare, de exemplu, e mai v\u0103duvit de panselu\u0163ele cu 10.000 de euro bucata dec\u00e2t de g\u0103ina contribuabilului.
\nPe de alt\u0103 parte, contribuabilul n-ar ajunge s\u0103 creasc\u0103 \u015fi g\u0103ini, s\u0103-\u015fi \u015furub\u0103reasc\u0103 \u015fi televizorul, \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 singur \u015fi opera\u0163ia de apendicit\u0103, dac\u0103 acela\u015fi buget de stat nu l-ar fi cov\u00e2r\u015fit \u00een impozite peste impozite, peste alte impozite, care s\u0103-i dinamiteze numitului puterea de cump\u0103rare.
\nFaza cu “g\u0103ina din curte” care e o problem\u0103 direct\u0103 pentru buget este exact ce pare s\u0103 fie: un atac la proprietatea privat\u0103. \u00centr-o lume care \u00eencepe din ce \u00een ce mai mult s\u0103 combat\u0103 consumerismul exacerbat \u015fi s\u0103 publice “do-it-yourself”-uri pe orice tem\u0103, de la mobil\u0103 la gr\u0103din\u0103rit, \u015fi de la cooking la filme porno, abera\u0163ia cu “g\u0103ina din curte” dovede\u015fte ceea ce to\u0163i \u015ftiam: un defazaj de 50 de ani \u00een adaptarea la realitate.
\nDa, frate. Exact \u00een urm\u0103 cu 50 de ani, totalitarismul ceau\u015fism c\u0103uta cu \u00eenver\u015funare s\u0103 suprime proprietatea privat\u0103, s-o desfiin\u0163eze cu totul, \u015fi rezultatul a fost c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea fura de rupea. Pentru c\u0103 nu-l po\u0163i trata pe om ca pe un robinet de bani lobotomizat f\u0103r\u0103 ca, la un moment dat, s\u0103-i sar\u0103 mu\u015ftarul.
\nVrei ca omul s\u0103 consume \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi declare cinstit consumul?
\nOfer\u0103 un pachet de legi care s\u0103 \u00eencurajeze investi\u0163iile \u015fi antreprenoriatul. C\u00e2t timp \u00ee\u0163i blestemi zilele umbl\u00e2nd de colo-colo pentru o biat\u0103 PFA, dar\u0103mite pentru o ferm\u0103 produc\u0103toare de ou\u0103, care s\u0103-i livreze cet\u0103\u0163eanului oul mai ieftin dec\u00e2t l-ar ob\u0163ine hr\u0103nindu-\u015fi \u015fi ad\u0103p\u00e2ndu-\u015fi zilnic g\u0103inile, va exista un num\u0103r impresionant de cet\u0103\u0163eni care \u00ee\u015fi vor m\u00e2nca singuri ou\u0103le.
\nAsta e situa\u0163ia, ghinion de ne\u015fans\u0103.
\nDac\u0103 tu \u00eel asasinezi cu impozite pe produc\u0103torul de ou\u0103, \u0103la va transpune impozitele \u00een pre\u0163ul oului, \u015fi dac\u0103 oul devine prea scump, va refuza toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103-l cumpere de la al\u0163ii.
\n\u015ei \u00een virtutea recentei scumpiri a carburan\u0163ilor, stai s\u0103 vezi cum o s\u0103 fie c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 \u00eencepem to\u0163i s\u0103 rafin\u0103m petrol \u00een spatele cur\u0163ii. \ud83d\ude00
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