{"id":13443,"date":"2017-10-07T12:08:02","date_gmt":"2017-10-07T09:08:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=13443"},"modified":"2020-08-25T19:20:36","modified_gmt":"2020-08-25T16:20:36","slug":"o-intalnire-romantica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/o-intalnire-romantica\/","title":{"rendered":"O \u00eent\u00e2lnire romantic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

De c\u00e2nd o cunoscuse pe Anastasia pe Tinder, Sebastian era alt om.
\nS\u0103 trecem peste faptul c\u0103 Anastasia era frumoas\u0103. Frumoase erau multe. Una mai unic\u0103 \u015fi mai special\u0103 ca alta.
\n\u00cen schimb, Anastasia \u00een\u0163elegea.
\n\u00cen\u0163elegea c\u00e2t e de greu s\u0103 nu-i pese nim\u0103nui de tine. \u00cei scria c\u0103 e \u00een aceea\u015fi situa\u0163ie, de\u015fi Sebastian nu pricepea cum o femeie at\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103 poate s\u0103 se vaiete de nep\u0103sarea altora. \u00cen fond, dac\u0103 e\u015fti frumoas\u0103, toat\u0103 lumea vrea s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag\u0103, \u015fi ce alte aspira\u0163ii poate avea o femeie \u00een via\u0163\u0103, nu-i a\u015fa?
\n\u00cen\u0163elegea c\u00e2t e de greu s\u0103-\u0163i cau\u0163i de lucru \u00een zilele noastre. To\u0163i angajatorii au preten\u0163ii absurde, toate joburile sunt grele, ur\u00e2te, nasoale \u015fi lipsite de carism\u0103. \u00cen fond, \u00eei m\u0103rturisea ea lui Sebastian, \u015fi ea visa c\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi, o s\u0103 apar\u0103 pe nea\u015fteptate o imens\u0103 sum\u0103 de bani \u015fi via\u0163a ei va deveni brusc lin\u0103 \u015fi relaxat\u0103, ca o briz\u0103 de munte.
\n\u00cen\u0163elegea c\u0103 e greu s\u0103-\u0163i afi\u015fezi adev\u0103rata identitate, s\u0103 nu te vad\u0103 pe net un poten\u0163ial angajator \u015fi s\u0103 refuze s\u0103 lucreze cu tine pentru c\u0103 a g\u0103sit o poz\u0103 cu tine beat \u00een Vam\u0103, \u015fi acceptase f\u0103r\u0103 rezerve c\u0103, de\u015fi \u00ee\u015fi spunea Gore Dotatu, \u00een realitate era un b\u0103rbat minunat, cu un sistem solid de valori, demn de respect.
\nDimpotriv\u0103, \u00eei m\u0103rturisise Anastasia, ei \u00eei pl\u0103ceau dota\u0163ii. Suferea de un caz agravant de mariaj f\u0103r\u0103 satisfac\u0163ii \u015fi voia doar mister adic\u0103 domn, \u015fi mister, adic\u0103 tain\u0103. Nu dotarea declarat\u0103 era problema, ci eventuala predispozi\u0163ie pentru a p\u0103l\u0103vr\u0103gi aiurea.
\nDe aceea, deciseser\u0103 de comun acord s\u0103-\u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 str\u0103ini, \u015fi s\u0103 nu caute s\u0103 afle nimic concret unul despre cel\u0103lalt. El voia sex \u015fi at\u00e2t, ea voia sex \u015fi at\u00e2t, dar printre discu\u0163iile porcoase \u015fi umede, \u00ee\u015fi de\u015fertau \u015fi frustr\u0103rile, iar acest lucru contribuia copios la fericirea am\u00e2ndurora.
\n\u00centr-o noapte, dup\u0103 un sexting hardcore care \u00eel l\u0103sase cu fresc\u0103 pe tavan, Sebastian \u00eei scrise Anastasiei:
\n-Hai s\u0103 ne vedem m\u00e2ine sear\u0103!
\n-OK, dar… eu sunt un pic mai plinu\u0163\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00een poze.
\n“Aha, deci e obez\u0103. Okkk”.
\n-E ok, toate sunte\u0163i plinu\u0163e. Tu compensezi cu feminitate, drag\u0103.
\n“M\u0103car e\u015fti versat\u0103 \u015fi n-o s\u0103-mi faci pe mimoza.”
\n-Deci, nu te deranjeaz\u0103 c\u0103…
\n-NU!
\n“Poate dac\u0103 a\u015f fi cu un model 90 -60 – 90, m-ar deranja, dar a\u015fa”.
\n-Unde ne vedem?
\n“La mine acas\u0103 nu se poate, c\u0103 e haosul universului. La ea acas\u0103 e so\u0163u-su. Hai c\u0103 vorbesc cu Alex s\u0103-mi \u00eemprumute garsoniera.”
\n-Aleea Biruin\u0163ei, Nr. 18, Bl. 30, Sc. A, etaj 7, apartamentul 213.
\n-Alex, tu e\u015fti, b\u0103i, porcule? O arzi no name cu mine, gioars\u0103 distrus\u0103 \u015fi nenorocit\u0103 de om!!!???
\n“Aoleu, nu!”
\n-Nu, nu, nu sunt Alex. Sunt un prieten bun. Habar n-am avut c\u0103 a\u0163i avut conflicte.
\n-Alex a fost dragostea extraconjugal\u0103 a vie\u0163ii mele. \u00cempreun\u0103 am f\u0103cut cel mai glorios sex. Nu exist\u0103 col\u0163i\u015for \u00een garsoniera aia pe care s\u0103 nu-l fi profanat cu fluidele noastre amestecate. Apoi, Alex m-a p\u0103r\u0103sit pentru slaba cu care e acum.
\nSubit, Sebastian avu o idee.
\n-\u015ei nu e r\u0103zbunarea perfect\u0103 s\u0103-i fu\u0163i cel mai bun prieten, la el acas\u0103?
\n-Ba \u015ftii c\u0103 da?
\n-Bine, iubita. M\u00e2ine seara la \u015fapte, ne vedem acolo.
\n-Da! <\/p>\n

*** <\/p>\n

La ora \u015fapte fix, Sebastian tocmai \u00ee\u015fi termina de ciufulit boem barba, c\u00e2nd, soneria ascu\u0163it\u0103 ca sirena poli\u0163iei, singurul lucru pe care-l ura \u00een garsoniera lui Alex, sun\u0103.
\nDeschise val v\u00e2rtej u\u015fa:
\n-Mam\u0103!?
\n-Fiule?
\n-Tu ce dracu’ cau\u0163i aici?
\n-De unde dracu’ \u00eel \u015ftii tu pe Alex? ripost\u0103 concomitent maic\u0103-sa. <\/p>\n

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