Ieri seara, acest domn de pe Linkedin mi-a dat p\u0103pucii din lista lui.
\nCu ce-i gre\u015fisem? o s\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i voi.
\n\u00cei luasem mor\u0163ii la defilare? No way. M\u0103 manifestasem nepl\u0103cut \u00een direc\u0163ia lui? No way. \u00cel incomodasem cu ceva? No fucking way.
\nDomnul acesta avea o problem\u0103 cu indiferen\u0163a mea profund\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a Artei Lui. A Artei Lui cu majuscule. Puse de el, nu de al\u0163ii.
\nDac\u0103 pleca din list\u0103 pur \u015fi simplu, era ok. Recunosc, mi se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie glorios de arta lui, \u015fi, dat\u0103 fiind bariera de limb\u0103, nici el n-a adorat-o vreodat\u0103 pe a mea.
\nDar a ales s\u0103 plece cu o ultim\u0103 copit\u0103, administrat\u0103 apoteotic. S\u0103-\u0163i fie ru\u015fine, Dinu Patriciu. <\/p>\n
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\u015ei de aceea am ales s\u0103 scriu acest text. Pentru c\u0103 v\u0103d destui rom\u00e2ni care aplic\u0103 aceea\u015fi disperare \u00een a-\u015fi promova capodoperele. Iar genul acesta de disperare nu impresioneaz\u0103 \u00een mod pl\u0103cut, niciodat\u0103, pe nimeni. <\/p>\n
Oamenii nu au o obliga\u0163ie s\u0103 te plac\u0103. Nu au o obliga\u0163ie s\u0103 te caute, nu au o obliga\u0163ie s\u0103 se prosterneze adorator \u015fi nu au o obliga\u0163ie s\u0103 te pupe preacucernic \u00een fund. Drept care, nu ai niciun drept s\u0103-i tratezi ca \u015fi cum ar avea-o.
\nSemeni cu cocalarul \u0103la disperat care, la miez de noapte, se bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103: “E\u015fti cea mai frumoas\u0103, special\u0103, sexy \u015fi m\u0103t\u0103soas\u0103 zei\u0163\u0103 care a str\u0103b\u0103tut vreodat\u0103 z\u0103rile ecranului meu. Hai la mine s-o punem.” “Nu, mul\u0163umesc”. “Curv\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103, gras\u0103, hidoas\u0103, sinistr\u0103 \u015fi na\u015fpa. Te dai interesant\u0103, f\u0103, canceroaso?”.
\nExact ca artistul at\u00e2rnache, cocalarul at\u00e2rnache \u00ee\u015fi permite acest comportament pentru c\u0103, \u00een mintea lui, tu ai o obliga\u0163ie aprioric\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i \u00eempar\u0163i orificiile cu el. <\/p>\n
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\u015ei exact cum artistul at\u00e2rnache o s\u0103 moar\u0103 nedescoperit pe perioada vie\u0163ii, cocalarul at\u00e2rnache o s\u0103 moar\u0103 virgin.
\nChiar dac\u0103 – \u015fi aici urmeaz\u0103 partea trist\u0103 – artistul at\u00e2rnache are un talent cert, iar cocalarul at\u00e2rnache, dac\u0103 se duce la terapie s\u0103-\u015fi trateze problemele de comunicare \u015fi agresivitatea, ar putea deveni un bun partener \u00eentr-un cuplu. <\/p>\n
“\u015ei totu\u015fi, Lorena, eu cum m\u0103 comunic?” <\/p>\n
Cu gra\u0163ie. Cu elegan\u0163\u0103. L\u0103s\u00e2nd loc de bun\u0103-ziua. Pentru c\u0103 nu \u015ftii niciodat\u0103 dac\u0103 femeia aia pe care ai \u00eenjurat-o la miez de noapte c\u0103 nu avea chef de una mic\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 obliga\u0163ii cu un necunoscut nu e viitorul manager la firma la care o s\u0103 cau\u0163i de lucru. \u015ei nu \u015ftii niciodat\u0103 dac\u0103 persoana pe care o sco\u0163i din list\u0103 c\u0103 nu era interesat\u0103 de arta ta nu e un om care, \u00een alt context \u015fi cu alt\u0103 comunicare, te-ar fi putut sus\u0163ine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ieri seara, acest domn de pe Linkedin mi-a dat p\u0103pucii din lista lui. Cu ce-i gre\u015fisem? o s\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i voi. \u00cei luasem mor\u0163ii la...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13446,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/loll.png?fit=783%2C416&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13445"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13447,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13445\/revisions\/13447"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}