Pentru c\u0103 zei\u0163a hazardului a decis s\u0103 petrecem dou\u0103 zile \u015fi s\u0103 avem dou\u0103 lans\u0103ri la Sibiu, azi nu c\u0103l\u0103toresc. \u00cemi oblojesc bl\u00e2nd cu cafea mahmureala difuz\u0103 \u015fi povestesc pe Messenger cu cel mai matinal cititor al meu, domnul Doru Dobrinescu. Domnia-sa viziteaz\u0103 Italia \u015fi \u00eemi poveste\u015fte c\u00e2t de ipocrit\u0103 i se pare apuc\u0103tura asta a oamenilor care n-au fost la un muzeu de la ei de acas\u0103 poate niciodat\u0103, poate doar de Noaptea Alb\u0103 a Muzeelor, \u015fi care nu-\u015fi viziteaz\u0103 propriile catedrale niciodat\u0103, \u00een schimb, cum ajung \u00eentr-un ora\u015f european de tradi\u0163ie, iau muzeele \u015fi catedralele la r\u00e2nd de zici c\u0103 s-a\u00a0 pogor\u00e2t subit sf\u00e2ntul duh peste ei.<\/p>\n
La care eu \u00eei confesez c\u0103 dac\u0103 eu a\u015f fi ghid \u00eentr-un ora\u015f, a\u015f practica ghidajul sincer: aici avem o cram\u0103 de vinuri, apropo, \u00eencerca\u0163i vinul casei, bio \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 sulfi\u0163i, aici avem o c\u00e2rcium\u0103 cu tradi\u0163ie de rock\u0103real\u0103, unde dup\u0103 ora zece se rup capete \u015fi se rostogolesc random pe podea, aici avem un restaurant de fi\u0163\u0103, unde chelnerii \u00ee\u0163i fac o fela\u0163ie \u00eenainte ca semn de \u00eenalt\u0103 considera\u0163ie pentru client \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. Pe scurt, ce are ora\u015ful cu adev\u0103rat interesant pentru un turist care nu \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 mimeze avida sete de cunoa\u015ftere doar c\u00e2nd joac\u0103 \u00een deplasare.<\/p>\n
\u015ei povestesc:<\/p>\n
“Eu c\u00e2nd caut o institu\u0163ie sau ceva, \u015fi lumea \u00eemi d\u0103 reper Tribunalul, Casa de Conturi, sau alte de-astea, m\u0103 uit la ei ca la ma\u015fini str\u0103ine. Apoi \u00eei rog politicos s\u0103-mi dea reper o c\u00e2rcium\u0103 sau o bodeg\u0103. Bodegile sunt st\u00e2lpii societ\u0103\u0163ii mele. Centrele de energie care aliniaz\u0103 restul activit\u0103\u0163ilor \u00eentr-o ordine \u015fi o coeren\u0163\u0103. Iar prin\u00a0 bodegi \u00een\u0163eleg \u015fi fine diningu’ cel mai al naibii. Orice loc care d\u0103 alcool \u015fi op\u0163ional m\u00e2ncare, \u015fi la final arunc\u0103 cu o not\u0103 de plat\u0103 \u00een tine e bodeg\u0103, \u00een dic\u0163ionarul meu.”<\/p>\n
\u015ei Doru:<\/p>\n
“\u015ei dac\u0103-\u0163i mai trage \u015fi-o \u0163eap\u0103 la not\u0103 = bodeg\u0103 ordinar\u0103.” <\/p>\n
R\u00e2d eu copios, apoi cobor la recep\u0163ia hotelului s\u0103 cer a doua cafea, pentru c\u0103 fata asta are nevoie de caffeine fix-ul ei matinal. Descop\u0103r o mas\u0103 mare de muncitori \u00een haine de lucru, care s-au oprit \u015fi ei tot \u00een scopuri cofeinice. E Ardeal, deci nu se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 \u0163ipe obscenit\u0103\u0163i dup\u0103 mine, cum ar face confra\u0163ii lor bucure\u015fteni. La recep\u0163ie, care e totodat\u0103 cafenea \u00een multe pensiuni, un domn respectabil de v\u00e2rsta a doua, genul acela de ardelean must\u0103cios care inspir\u0103 respect f\u0103r\u0103 ca m\u0103car s\u0103 \u00eencerce, \u00eemi ofer\u0103 cea\u015fca de cafea cu lapte.
\nM\u0103 a\u015fez la o mas\u0103 mai ferit\u0103 \u015fi o beau. \u00cemi place nespus s\u0103 scriu, s\u0103 beau cafea \u015fi s\u0103 am tov\u0103r\u0103\u015fie omeneasc\u0103 \u00een fundal, neintruziv\u0103 \u015fi neabraziv\u0103.
\nDin fr\u00e2nturi de dialog, aud o familiaritate din care deduc c\u0103 ritualul grupului de muncitori e s\u0103-\u015fi bea cafeaua de diminea\u0163\u0103 aici, iar c\u00e2nd pleac\u0103, b\u0103ie\u0163ii aranjeaz\u0103 frumos scaunele, \u00eenapoi la mesele de la care le-au luat.
\n“Wow”, \u00eei spun eu domnului cu pricina. “\u00cenc\u0103 nu am v\u0103zut clien\u0163i care s\u0103 pun\u0103 cu at\u00e2ta grij\u0103 scaunele \u00eenapoi de unde le-au luat”.
\n“Domni\u015foar\u0103”, indic\u0103 b\u0103rbatul spre punctele \u00een care st\u0103tuser\u0103 oamenii \u00eenainte. “B\u0103iatul \u0103la n-a fost deloc la \u015fcoal\u0103, \u0103la are trei clase, \u0103la are cinci, \u0103la are \u015fase \u015fi cred c\u0103 \u0103la a terminat opt. Dar bunul sim\u0163 nu se \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 la \u015fcoal\u0103. Bunul sim\u0163 vine de la mama \u015fi de la tata”. <\/p>\n
\u00cen seara asta, doritorii de Trollywood ne pot \u00eent\u00e2lni \u00een Essenza Cafe din Sibiu, la 20.30, tot cu Bogdan S\u0103r\u0103tean \u015fi cu Dada Love. Pentru c\u0103 ga\u015fc\u0103. <\/p>\n
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