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<\/p>\nM-am trezit cu febr\u0103 muscular\u0103 la f\u0103lci.
\nAm r\u00e2s la aproape toate lans\u0103rile de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. La unele, am z\u00e2mbit. La altele, am chicotit. La altele, am hohotit chiar. Dar \u00eenc\u0103 nu am avut o lansare lung\u0103 de dou\u0103 ore, la care publicul s\u0103 nu se dea dus.
\nEra flatant chiar. Noi terminasem de mult ce avusesem de zis, citisem trei sferturi din carte, dar oamenii st\u0103teau \u00een continuare pe scaune \u015fi se uitau expectativ la noi, iar asta ne obliga s\u0103 mai aber\u0103m \u00eenc\u0103 pu\u0163in. Asta-i mai f\u0103cea s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 o tur\u0103 \u015fi tot a\u015fa.
\nPentru asta, ai nevoie de un singur ingredient. Un actor genial, \u00eentr-o form\u0103 de zile mari. Sau pe scurt, Richard Balint. <\/p>\n
(\u015ei pentru c\u0103 cei de pe mobil nu v\u0103d poza de deschidere, o mai pun o dat\u0103)<\/p>\n
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Fl\u0103c\u0103ul verde cu p\u0103rul p\u0103dure pe care-l \u0163in matern pe dup\u0103 um\u0103r e poetul or\u0103dean Miki Vieru. Miki Vieru e o persoan\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat bun\u0103 la suflet, fermec\u0103toare, adorabil\u0103 \u015fi sufletist\u0103. \u015ei mai are o tr\u0103s\u0103tur\u0103, pe care la al\u0163ii o g\u0103se\u015fti iritant\u0103, dar Miki are at\u00e2ta farmec personal, \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00ee\u0163i vinde chiar \u015fi aspectul \u0103sta: c\u00e2nd \u00eencepe s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103, efectiv nu po\u0163i urm\u0103ri ce spune.
\nAm crezut c\u0103 sunt eu redus\u0103, dar m-am uitat \u015fi \u00een ochii spectatorilor, \u00een timp ce m\u0103 prezenta. Vedeam aceea\u015fi expresie de wtf, dar un wtf z\u00e2mbitor, pentru c\u0103 Miki e foarte simpatic spun\u00e2nd lucruri pe care nu le \u00een\u0163elege nimeni.
\n\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, renun\u0163i s\u0103 mai cau\u0163i sens, \u015fi te bucuri de energia pozitiv\u0103 pe care o transmite din to\u0163i porii. <\/p>\n
\u00cen 2007, c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceam primele lans\u0103ri, prin libr\u0103rii, \u015fi m\u0103 plictiseam de ele de-mi venea s\u0103-mi tai venele, dar nu pe lat, ci pe lung, s\u0103 fiu sigur\u0103 de eficien\u0163a procesului, mi-am jurat c\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a mea nu voi mai p\u0103\u015fi \u00eentr-o libr\u0103rie cu scopul de a lansa. Libr\u0103ria e f\u0103cut\u0103 s\u0103 cumperi c\u0103r\u0163i. Punct. E un spa\u0163iu sobru \u015fi lipsit de carism\u0103.
\nRight? Sometimes right.
\nEnter Ratio et Revelatio. Un concept de libr\u0103rie – cafenea, cu canapele ro\u015fii \u015fi perne colorate, cu baie de lumin\u0103 cald\u0103, cu ferestre mari, prin care te invada frumuse\u0163ea pietonalei or\u0103dene \u015fi a cl\u0103dirilor de epoc\u0103. O minun\u0103\u0163ie de loc. Sper ca or\u0103denii s\u0103 \u015fi-l aprecieze a\u015fa cum se cuvine.
\nPe durata acestui turneu, actorii mei au tot ales texte la care nu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndisem. Dada Love a oripilat un sobor de b\u0103b\u0103ciuni nimerite la o ciorb\u0103 \u00een Atrium cu “Despre p\u0103r pubian”, de\u015fi interpretarea a fost pi\u015f\u0103toare de r\u00e2s; S\u0103r\u0103tean ne-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngem de r\u00e2s cu “Autofela\u0163ie”; dar Richard a mers mai departe: s-a \u00eenfipt \u00eentr-un text pe care \u00eel dorisem foarte tare pentru Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe. <\/p>\n
\u00cen acel text, relatam o povestioar\u0103 din studen\u0163ie. Pe mine \u015fi pe fratele meu foarte down-to-earth \u015fi cu zero veleit\u0103\u0163i artistice ne-a prins o dat\u0103 ploaia \u00een centrul ora\u015fului, ne-am retras sub o strea\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103-l \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 actorie pe poezioara “O pas\u0103re pe gard st\u0103tea”. Da, da, aia cu prostii.
\n\u00cemi dorisem s\u0103-l invit la lansare pe fratele meu \u00een persoan\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi citeasc\u0103 singur rolul. Dar fratele meu nu are sim\u0163ul umorului. Drept care, renun\u0163asem la idee. <\/p>\n
Richi, \u00eens\u0103, are sim\u0163ul umorului. A f\u0103cut un recital din “O pas\u0103re pe gard st\u0103tea”, de a murit \u015fi a \u00eenviat publicul de r\u00e2s. \u015ei cu publicul, \u015fi eu. L\u0103crimam de r\u00e2s de mi s-a \u00eentins machiajul ca la Alice Cooper. M\u0103 cr\u0103ceam de r\u00e2s, de mi-a v\u0103zut toat\u0103 lumea chilo\u0163ii. Nu reu\u015feam s\u0103 citesc replicile propriului meu eu narativ, de r\u00e2s. <\/p>\n
S\u0103 m\u0103 sco\u0163i pe mine de pe \u015fine presupune virtuozitate.
\nPentru urm\u0103torul turneu, a\u015f fi \u00een stare s\u0103-l iau pe Richi Balint la toate lans\u0103rile. S\u0103 vad\u0103 \u015fi oamenii din alte ora\u015fe unde poate ajunge, ca demen\u0163\u0103, o lansare de carte. <\/p>\n
Oradea, \u00ee\u0163i mul\u0163umesc. <\/p>\n
\u00cen seara asta, ne vedem la Satu Mare (Ultimul strop, ora 17), \u015fi la Baia Mare (Log Out, ora 20.) <\/p>\n
Foto: George Roca. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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