{"id":13530,"date":"2017-10-27T10:27:49","date_gmt":"2017-10-27T07:27:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=13530"},"modified":"2017-10-27T11:12:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-27T08:12:29","slug":"circuitul-spectatorului-in-natura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/circuitul-spectatorului-in-natura\/","title":{"rendered":"Circuitul spectatorului \u00een natur\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A fost odat\u0103, ca niciodat\u0103, c\u0103 de n-ar fi fost, nu s-ar fi povestit, un artist. Nu conteaz\u0103 ce ramur\u0103 interpretativ\u0103. Ce urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 povestim e valabil \u00een egal\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103 pentru toat\u0103 lumea.<br \/>\n\u015ei acest artist a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 evenimente \u00een ora\u015fele Guxuc, Haram \u015fi Sprtlr. Zic nume aleatorii, s\u0103 nu se simt\u0103 cineva anume microagresat.<br \/>\nComentator 1: Plm, \u015fi nu vii la Tepetl?<br \/>\nComentator 2: Chiar a\u015fa, frateh, toat\u0103 lumea ocole\u015fte Tepetl.<br \/>\nComentator 3: Zici c\u0103 suntem ciuma\u0163i, sau ceva. Ce, banii no\u015ftri nu sunt buni?<br \/>\nComentator 4: Ce importan\u0163i v\u0103 crede\u0163i, Tepetl e prea jos pentru voi.<br \/>\nOK, zice artistul \u015fi include \u015fi Tepetl.<br \/>\n\u015ei anun\u0163\u0103.<br \/>\nAlooo, toat\u0103 lumea, o facem la Tepetl. Pe data de, ziua de.<br \/>\nComentator 1: Pfff, ce trist, o s\u0103 fiu plecat din localitate, na\u015fte pisica lu&#8217; sor\u0103-mea.<br \/>\nComentator 2: Eu suf\u0103r de anxietate social\u0103. Mereu am senza\u0163ia c\u0103 dac\u0103 ies din cas\u0103, pere\u0163ii vor complota \u00eempotriva mea.<br \/>\nComentator 3: Sorry, nu ajung. Munca.<br \/>\nComentator 4: M\u0103 doare testiculul st\u00e2ng de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi, \u00een mod miraculos, durerea a emigrat spre anus.<br \/>\nArtistul se duce la Tepetl, face evenimentul cu persoane care se nimeresc s\u0103 fie acolo.<br \/>\nPeste o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103:<br \/>\nComentator 1: \u015ei c\u00e2nd mai veni\u0163i la Tepetl?<br \/>\nComentator 2: V\u0103 a\u015ftept\u0103m cu mare c\u0103ldur\u0103.<br \/>\nComentator 3: Da, da, am pus caloriferul la 5.<br \/>\nComentator 4: Tepetl te iube\u015fte. \u00cen integralitatea lui. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Ploie\u015fti, nu fi Tepetl. Ne vedem \u00een seara asta, la 19.30, \u00een Konaque Pub. Guest star: Liviu Mihaiu. <\/strong><br \/>\nFoto de Lucian Bologa. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fost odat\u0103, ca niciodat\u0103, c\u0103 de n-ar fi fost, nu s-ar fi povestit, un artist. Nu conteaz\u0103 ce ramur\u0103 interpretativ\u0103. 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