-Bun\u0103 ziua, domnule doctor.
\n-Bun\u0103 ziua, distins\u0103 doamn\u0103. Cu ce v\u0103 pot ajuta?
\n-Am o problem\u0103 de s\u0103n\u0103tate.
\n-A\u015fa.
\n-Problema mea e c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103gostesc intempestiv \u015fi vulcanic.
\n-\u015ei de ce e o problem\u0103?
\n-Pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 pot controla. V\u0103d pe strad\u0103 un b\u0103iat care z\u00e2mbe\u015fte frumos \u015fi gata, visez deja la modelul rochiei de mireas\u0103.
\n-\u015ei de ce e o problem\u0103 de s\u0103n\u0103tate?
\n-Pentru c\u0103-mi zguduie \u00eentregul organism. M\u0103 ia cu fibrila\u0163ii, tremurici, le\u015fin, fiori, g\u00e2dilici, tres\u0103lt\u0103ri \u015fi b\u00e2zd\u00e2ci.
\n-Doamn\u0103, noi nu trat\u0103m astfel de simptome…
\n-Asculta\u0163i-m\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t, domnul meu. Deci, \u00eencep s\u0103 fierb pe interior ca o oal\u0103 de sarmale, apoi nu dorm nop\u0163ile, am pofte ciudate zilele, fiecare mic\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplare din traseul treburilor mele \u00eemi aminte\u015fte de acel z\u00e2mbet frumos al necunoscutului din drum. Angajez detectivi particulari s\u0103 mi-l identifice, \u00eel abordez, \u00eel seduc, \u00eel devorez \u015fi \u00eel golesc de toate fluidele corpului s\u0103u 90% ap\u0103.
\n-Aha. Tot nu e de competen\u0163a mea. Dar de pur\u0103 curiozitate, de ce sunt toate astea o problem\u0103?
\n-Pentru c\u0103 a doua zi \u00eemi z\u00e2mbe\u015fte altul pe strad\u0103 \u015fi etc. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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