E amuzant s\u0103 te ui\u0163i \u00een Memories, pe Facebook. Periodic, apare c\u00e2te un flamewar care p\u0103rea foarte serios pe atunci, cu unfrienduri, blockuri \u015fi scandal, dar, \u00een retrospectiv\u0103, e doar nespus de funny.
\nUn flamewar mai mic a fost st\u00e2rnit acum vreo patru ani de un viral care \u00eencepea foarte porno, cu mozol, pip\u0103ial\u0103, softcoreal\u0103, atmosfer\u0103, erec\u0163ie, apoi, el rupea feroce rochia de pe ea, \u015fi \u00een secunda aceea, femeia se ridica, se transforma \u00een Alien Meets Predator, \u00eel b\u0103tea pe nemernic de-l \u00eendoia, \u00eel b\u0103ga \u00een morm\u00e2nt \u015fi-i organiza parastas complet, cu coliv\u0103 & all that.
\nReac\u0163ii: <\/p>\n
Vasilica: Dadadadada! Moarte lui.
\nGicu: Femeile de azi nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 aprecieze pasiunea.
\nGore: Ni\u015fte nebune.
\nAleodora: M\u0103 pi\u015f pe pasiunea oricui, eu am dat 350 de lei pe rochia asta. \u015ei dac\u0103 nu o prindeam la reduceri, costa dublu!
\nMircea: De-aia o s\u0103 muri\u0163i toate nefutute \u015fi curve.
\nClementina: Mai bine nefutute, b\u0103i, sac cu c\u0103cat, dec\u00e2t \u00eentinate de contactul cu o entitate nevertebrat\u0103 \u015fi acefal\u0103 ca tine.
\nGeorgeta: Nici m\u0103car vibrator pe picioru\u015fe nu po\u0163i fi numit, c\u0103 vibratorul nu \u00eenjur\u0103 \u015fi nu are ini\u0163iative imbecile. <\/p>\n
Nu ai cum s\u0103 nu r\u00e2zi de discu\u0163iile astea vechi \u015fi absolut savuroase. Apoi te g\u00e2nde\u015fti: care e boul sinistru care a venit primul cu ideea c\u0103 ruptul hainelor e sexy.
\nS\u0103 facem o analogie cu ceva ce le place b\u0103rba\u0163ilor. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 o s\u0103ruta\u0163i pasional pe una care geme extatic \u015fi, exact \u00een pragul intromisiunii, se ridic\u0103, urineaz\u0103 pe gadgetul vostru preferat, apoi continu\u0103 s\u0103 se frece de voi de parc\u0103 nimic nu s-ar fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat. Sau se ridic\u0103, ia o b\u00e2t\u0103, v\u0103 sparge ma\u015fina adorat\u0103, \u015fi revine la mozol. Sau, tot a\u015fa, se ridic\u0103, v\u0103 vars\u0103 cele cinci boxuri de bere din frigider, apoi pretinde s\u0103 continua\u0163i sexul. E, cum ar spune deontologul Bianca Dr\u0103gu\u015fanu, \u201clezare adus\u0103 onoarei \u015fi demnit\u0103\u0163ii persoanei\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u015ei partea cea mai amuzant\u0103 cu ruptul hainelor e c\u0103 de obicei, cel ce o \u00eencearc\u0103 nu e un partener stabil, singurul care, altminteri, ar merge s\u0103 recumpere articolul de \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte, c\u0103 altfel, ar dormi pe pre\u015f urm\u0103toarea s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. O \u00eencearc\u0103 diver\u015fi debusola\u0163i, care habar n-au cum s\u0103 se poarte cu o femeie \u015fi care cred c\u0103 a\u015fa te dai mascul. <\/p>\n
Acum pe bune: dac\u0103 sunte\u0163i doar obiectul unui sex ocazional, trebuie s\u0103 mai \u0163ine\u0163i cont de ceva: femeia aia are o rela\u0163ie mult mai intim\u0103 \u015fi mai personal\u0103 cu rochia respectiv\u0103, dec\u00e2t cu voi. A ales-o dup\u0103 ce a probat tot magazinul, a sim\u0163it fluturi \u00een stomac de cum a v\u0103zut-o prima oar\u0103, a savurat fiecare atingere, a \u00eembr\u0103cat-o sfios, l\u0103s\u00e2nd rochia s\u0103-i m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie lin fiecare centimetru de piele p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd a sim\u0163it comuniunea perfect\u0103. De atunci, o spal\u0103 cu grij\u0103, numai conform prescrip\u0163iilor de pe etichet\u0103, folose\u015fte cel mai delicat balsam \u015fi doarme cu ea sub pern\u0103. Rochia aia \u00eei \u015ftie toate secretele, a fost martor\u0103 la cele mai fericite evenimente din via\u0163a ei \u015fi fo\u015fne\u015fte complice \u00een dulap de c\u00e2te ori femeia prime\u015fte o m\u0103rire de salariu. \u015ei acum, vii tu \u015fi o rupi? P\u0103i nu meri\u0163i ucis cu pietre?<\/p>\n
*<\/p>\n
Pe de alt\u0103 parte, e posibil ca fl\u0103c\u0103ii din comentarii s\u0103 braveze \u015fi s\u0103 apere o practic\u0103 aparent vitejeasc\u0103, dar pe care n-au \u00eencercat-o \u00een via\u0163a lor.
\nStau \u015fi \u00eencerc s\u0103-mi amintesc dac\u0103, vreodat\u0103, a \u00eencercat s\u0103 rup\u0103 cineva vreo hain\u0103 de pe mine. Nu prea, pentru c\u0103 pe mine m-au atras \u00eentotdeauna b\u0103rba\u0163ii suavi, feminini \u015fi delica\u0163i, care \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 emo\u0163iile \u015fi care nu fac pe grozavii.
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, e posibil ca ruptul hainelor s\u0103 fie un simplu mit urban, \u015fi \u00een realitate s\u0103 nu-l practice nimeni. <\/p>\n
De curiozitate: voi a\u0163i rupt vreodat\u0103 haine de pe cineva? Respectiv a rupt cineva, vreodat\u0103, hainele de pe voi? \u015ei dac\u0103 da, cum a fost? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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