Profit eu azi de cam ultimele zile cu soare \u015fi lumin\u0103 din an, s\u0103 mai m\u0103n\u00e2nc o sup\u0103 crem\u0103 de ciuperci pe o teras\u0103.
\nL\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, cuplu. Dup\u0103 delicate\u0163ea cu care se pup\u0103, \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 sunt \u00een faza de tatonare.
\nSe a\u015faz\u0103.
\nEl: Ce vrei s\u0103 bei?
\nEa: Un fresh.
\nEl: Cred c\u0103 m\u0103 bag \u015fi eu la unul.
\nEa: Ce bine. Dac-ai \u015fti c\u00e2t m-am chinuit s\u0103-l conving pe Alex s\u0103 \u00eencerce \u015fi el. C\u0103 nu e s\u0103n\u0103tos s\u0103 bei numai bere.
\nEl: Alex este…
\nEa: Fostul. M\u0103 rog, un idiot. Am cam avut ghinion cu b\u0103rba\u0163ii p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Nu \u015ftiu ce fac gre\u015fit, sunt magnet de idio\u0163i.
\nEl z\u00e2mbe\u015fte vag pus \u00een dificultate. \u00cei salveaz\u0103 chelneri\u0163a, le ia comenzile \u015fi pleac\u0103.
\nEa (necru\u0163\u0103toare): Era at\u00e2t de jenant s\u0103 ie\u015fi \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 bea deja la pr\u00e2nz. \u015ei tata mai bea, dar seara, nu a\u015fa, toat\u0103 ziua. Tu bei?
\nEl (vizibil stresat): Uneori.
\nEa: Primul meu iubit era un cretin be\u0163iv \u015fi avea cu zece ani mai mult dec\u00e2t mine. Era \u015fi foarte gelos, se lua la b\u0103taie de cum se uita unul la mine. Tu nu e\u015fti gelos, nu?
\nEl: Nu.
\nEa: Foarte bine, n-ai de ce s\u0103 fii. Trebuie s\u0103 existe \u00eencredere. Oricum, pe gelosul \u0103la m-am r\u0103zbunat, l-am \u00een\u015felat cu to\u0163i prietenii lui.
\nEl: Bravo, hihi.
\nDar nu un “hihi” complice, ci un “hihi” de om care nu s-a \u00eenscris la concursul \u0103sta.
\nEa: \u015etii, am r\u0103mas foarte deprimat\u0103 dup\u0103 ce s-a terminat cu Alex. Eu sunt genul sensibil, suport greu desp\u0103r\u0163irile, nu sunt bun\u0103 de nimic c\u00e2teva luni \u00een \u015fir. Nu-s \u00een stare s\u0103 m\u0103 ridic din pat \u015fi s\u0103 merg la munc\u0103. Parc\u0103 m\u0103 trage toat\u0103 greutatea p\u0103m\u00e2ntului.
\n\u00cen acest punct, mi-am terminat eu supa crem\u0103, la care muncisem cu linguri dese \u015fi nesa\u0163, pentru c\u0103-mi venea s\u0103 arunc cu solni\u0163a-n duduie. Eu nu preconizam s\u0103 i-o trag, drept care aveam zero motive s\u0103 ascult limbari\u0163a asta absolut toxic\u0103. <\/p>\n
Fetele tatii, a\u015fa cum vou\u0103 nu v\u0103 place ca unul s\u0103 tr\u00e2nteasc\u0103 penisul pe mas\u0103 la primul date \u015fi s\u0103 dea scurt comanda, “a se suge aici”, nu-l pune\u0163i nici voi pe bietul om \u00een ipostaza de psihologul vostru moca din prima.
\n\u015etim cu to\u0163ii c\u0103 o rela\u0163ie e o echivalare \u00eentre nevoia lui de a-\u015fi desc\u0103rca testiculele \u015fi nevoia ei de a-\u015fi desc\u0103rca psihozele, dar e pur \u015fi simplu nedelicat s\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 de\u015fer\u0163i a\u015fa l\u0103turile g\u00e2ndirii, f\u0103r\u0103 filtru. <\/p>\n
Altminteri, a\u015fa cum fac femeile #metoo cu abuz sexual, ar trebui s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103rba\u0163ii un #metoo cu pis\u0103logeal\u0103 obositoare \u015fi nepl\u0103cut\u0103, c\u00e2nd ei ie\u015fiser\u0103 doar s\u0103 se bucure de un fresh pe teras\u0103, duminic\u0103 dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103. <\/p>\n
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