Mem\u0103 de \u00c7i\u00e7ek Yasemin<\/p>\n
E un vechi proverb rom\u00e2nesc pe care mi-l cita mama de c\u00e2te ori nu-i pl\u0103cea anturajul meu: Spune-mi ce prieteni ai, \u015fi-o s\u0103-\u0163i spun cine e\u015fti.
\nCred c\u0103 varianta modernizat\u0103 sun\u0103 a\u015fa: Spune-mi ce du\u015fmani imaginari ai, \u015fi-o s\u0103-\u0163i spun c\u00e2t de s\u0103n\u0103tos mintal e\u015fti. <\/p>\n
Ieri, PSD a declarat r\u0103zboi ultimului lor monstru care se ascunde sub pat \u015fi-i b\u00e2ntuie noaptea prin somn: “statul paralel \u015fi ilegitim”.
\nCine e statul paralel \u015fi ilegitim, s-a pus repetat \u00eentrebarea.
\nDa, a sunat r\u0103spunsul. <\/p>\n
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\nStatul paralel \u015fi ilegitim nu e nimeni, \u00een realitate. Nu po\u0163i nominaliza un grup de persoane, sau o institu\u0163ie, dou\u0103, zece, \u015fi s\u0103 spui: uite, \u0103\u015ftia formeaz\u0103 un alt stat. \u0102\u015ftia vor s\u0103 \u00eenha\u0163e puterea.
\nM\u0103car de ar vrea s-o \u00eenha\u0163e. Nu s-ar mai petrece fenomenul “eu cu cine plm votez” la fiecare rund\u0103 electoral\u0103.
\nStatul paralel \u015fi ilegitim e de fapt fiecare dintre noi, c\u00e2nd se treze\u015fte de diminea\u0163\u0103, sau \u00ee\u015fi bea vodca de sear\u0103, aude despre un nou proiect de lege sau OUG aberant, \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 protesteze.
\nDin punctul nostru de vedere, e dreptul nostru firesc s\u0103 tragem la r\u0103spundere guvernan\u0163i pl\u0103ti\u0163i din impozitele noastre, pentru legi care ne vor afecta viitorul apropiat sau mai \u00eendep\u0103rtat. Din punctul lor de vedere, de baroni bo\u015fi st\u0103p\u00e2ni pe mo\u015fie, e o intruziune nesolicitat\u0103 a ma\u0163elor-fripte-coate-goale \u00een micile aranjamente \u015fi permut\u0103ri dintre polii de putere.
\nDin punctul nostru de vedere, o democra\u0163ie implic\u0103 dreptul t\u0103u de a lua cuv\u00e2ntul c\u00e2nd o ini\u0163iativ\u0103 public\u0103 te prejudiciaz\u0103 direct. Din punctul lor de vedere, exist\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2nii, care au putere nelimitat\u0103, \u015fi sclavii, care ar trebui s\u0103 tac\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 execute. <\/p>\n
\u015ei-mi amintesc de un episod din 2014. Vecinii mei de atunci, ni\u015fte pensionari cumsecade cu care m\u0103 vedeam dimine\u0163ile la cafele, erau prieteni la cataram\u0103 cu propagandistul PSD pe filiala local\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa se c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 alegerile, copii. Nu neap\u0103rat cu mit\u0103, dar cu o re\u0163ea de propagandi\u015fti distribuit\u0103 egal \u015fi uniform pe toat\u0103 suprafa\u0163a \u0163\u0103rii, prieten\u0103 cu poporul, plimb\u0103rea\u0163\u0103 din cas\u0103-n cas\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103utoare de bere Bucegi la 2 litri.
\nOK. \u015ei-mi zice \u0103la, ca \u015fi cum nu ar fi mare lucru:
\n-Hai s\u0103 te \u00eenscriu \u015fi pe tine \u00een partid.
\n-\u00cemi cer scuze, domnule, eu sunt echidistant\u0103 \u015fi apolitic\u0103, \u015fi prefer s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n a\u015fa.
\nS-a uitat lung la mine, de parc\u0103-l \u00eenjurasem de mam\u0103 sau ceva.
\n-Tu unde lucrezi? m-a \u00eentrebat pe un ton de procuror stalinist.
\n-La revista cutare.
\n-A, a conchis. P\u0103i zi a\u015fa, \u015ftiu c\u0103 patronul de acolo e penelist.
\n-Stimate domn, m-am enervat eu, revista e de\u0163inut\u0103 de dou\u0103 patroane, \u015fi mi se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie de op\u0163iunile lor politice. Ele m\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pe mine s\u0103 le fac o treab\u0103, eu o fac, \u015fi \u00een rest s\u0103n\u0103tate.
\n\u015ei b\u0103tr\u00e2na:
\n-Mai bine s\u0103 nu te pui cu Lorena, c\u0103 ea are g\u0103rg\u0103unii ei. Las-o \u00een pace. <\/p>\n
Asta e mentalitatea din care se nasc statele paralele \u015fi ilegitime. “Dac\u0103 asta m\u0103 refuz\u0103 c\u00e2nd vreau s-o bag \u00een partid, sigur ia bani de la peneli\u015fti \/ o \u015fantajeaz\u0103 peneli\u015ftii \/ o manipuleaz\u0103 peneli\u015ftii \/ o \u0163in peneli\u015ftii \u00een puf \u015fi-i sufl\u0103-n anus cu un pai de platin\u0103 \u00eencrustat cu rubine \u015fi safire”.
\nFaptul c\u0103 tu e\u015fti un om liber \u015fi care-\u015fi propune s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 liber e “un g\u0103rg\u0103une”. Hai, \u0163ie \u0163i-l toler\u0103m c\u0103 e\u015fti simpatic\u0103. <\/p>\n
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Sigur, fiecare dintre voi a avut \u00een subsol postacul \u0103la plin de ur\u0103 care l-a f\u0103cut “tefeleu”. \u015ei v-a\u0163i \u00eentrebat ce rahat e tefeleu \u015fi de unde rahat vine.
\nTefeleu e prescurtarea termenului “t\u00e2n\u0103r frumos \u015fi liber”. Sintagma asta rostit\u0103 batjocoritor de Mircea Badea, imediat dup\u0103 Colectiv, c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eenceput lupta \u00eempotriva “micilor aranjamente” care au pus \u00een pericol at\u00e2\u0163ia oameni.
\nPractic, valul subit de awareness indus de o tragedie – \u015fi anume, faptul c\u0103 o nou\u0103 tragedie similar\u0103 poate ap\u0103rea oric\u00e2nd din cauza incompeten\u0163ei \u015fi iresponsabilit\u0103\u0163ii administra\u0163iei – a primit RAPID o etichet\u0103 negativ\u0103 \u015fi un val de adjective ponegritoare. <\/p>\n
A\u015fa \u015fi cu “statul paralel \u015fi ilegitim”. Se caracterizeaz\u0103 prin posesiunea de “g\u0103rg\u0103uni”. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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