Ca de obicei, la cafeaua de diminea\u0163\u0103, am deschis Facebook \u015fi m-am uitat pe Newsfeed. Da, nu pe ziare, nu pe reviste, pe newsfeedul de pe re\u0163eaua social\u0103.
\nUnul dintre cele mai dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015fe lucruri pe care le-am v\u0103zut era urm\u0103torul dialog.
\nA: Eu am 4.90, voi?
\nB: Eu am 4.40, o am mic\u0103. \u015etiu, sunt un nemernic.
\nC: Eu aveam 4.20, dar am elongat-o la 4.80, \u015fi-s m\u00e2ndru. <\/p>\n
Nu, nu era Clubul Micropenisurilor Ambi\u0163ioase. Oamenii \u00ee\u015fi discutau ratingurile de pe Uber. <\/p>\n
\u015ei cum beam eu cafeaua a\u015fa, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 meditez. Da, fiecare dintre noi se pl\u00e2nge de \u015foferul de orice tip de transport de persoane cu care are ghinionul s\u0103 se intersecteze \u00een timp ce-\u015fi \u00eentreprinde alerg\u0103tura zilnic\u0103. Taximetristul \u0103la e ghiolban, \u0103la pute, \u0103la \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 te \u015fi fut\u0103, \u0103la se uit\u0103 obraznic \u015fi insinuant la tine – chiar zilele trecute m-am dat jos din ma\u015fina unuia, dup\u0103 ce l-am rugat de vreo patru ori s\u0103 \u00eenceteze cu holbatul \u0163op\u00e2rl\u0103nesc, c\u0103 oricum nu are vreun succes \u015fi nici nu \u00eel avantajeaz\u0103 – \u0103la nu \u015ftie s\u0103-\u0163i ajung\u0103 \u00een Pia\u0163a Unirii \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. <\/p>\n
Dar c\u00e2\u0163i ne \u00eentreb\u0103m, sincer \u015fi onest, cum suntem noi, \u00een calitate de clien\u0163i?
\nC\u00e2\u0163i dintre noi ne \u00eentreb\u0103m dac\u0103 timpul pe care \u00eel petrecem, \u00eentre joburi, \u00een ma\u015fina altuia, \u00eei ofer\u0103 acestuia o bucurie sau nu? <\/p>\n
“Dar de ce s\u0103-i ofere bucurie, Lorena, c\u0103 eu pl\u0103tesc!” <\/p>\n
Sure. Dac\u0103 e a\u015fa, toate raporturile interumane sunt definite de direc\u0163ia \u00een care curg banii \u00een rela\u0163ia respectiv\u0103. \u00cen schimb, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 direc\u0163ia \u00een care curg banii, c\u00e2t de mult te preocup\u0103 s\u0103 nu fii o vit\u0103 cornut\u0103? <\/p>\n
\u00cenainte s\u0103 fac aceste exerci\u0163ii de empatie, m\u0103 urcam \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103 z\u0103voram \u00eentr-o t\u0103cere glacial\u0103. “Coae, te pl\u0103tesc, taci \u00een plm \u015fi du-m\u0103 la destina\u0163ie \u00een plm.”
\nSigur, dac\u0103 m\u0103 ducea bine \u015fi nu vizita tot Bucure\u015ftiul pe parcurs, \u015fi zece ambuteiaje \u00een mod deliberat alese, s\u0103 taxeze aparatul a\u015fteptarea, \u00eei l\u0103sam bac\u015fi\u015f aferent. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 lua pe miri\u015fti, \u00eel m\u00e2r\u00e2iam c\u0103 m\u0103 ocole\u015fte inutil \u015fi-i l\u0103sam strict suma de pe aparat, rotunjit\u0103 la leu. Dac\u0103 aparatul ar\u0103ta 12.65, \u00eei l\u0103sam 13 \u015fi completam: Data viitoare, plimbi gagici pe benzina \u015fi timpul t\u0103u. <\/p>\n
Acum, caut s\u0103 fac conversa\u0163ie u\u015foar\u0103, pl\u0103cut\u0103. Sigur, retez orice “E\u015fti singur\u0103 \/ Locuie\u015fti cu prietenul?” \u015fi alte \u00eentreb\u0103ri din brigada “nu-te-fute-grija”, s\u0103 se \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 clar c\u0103 amabilitatea nu e disponibilitate. Exprim aprecierea pentru momentele \u00een care remarc c\u0103 omul alege o scurt\u0103tur\u0103 ok, s\u0103 evite ambuteiaj \u015fi nu alege s\u0103-mi abuzeze buzunarul \u00een a\u015fteptare pe bulebard. Bag c\u00e2teva glumi\u0163e, s\u0103-l fac s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103. <\/p>\n
\u015ei nu neap\u0103rat pentru rating. Ci a\u015fa, pur \u015fi simplu, s\u0103 nu mai trec prin via\u0163\u0103 ca ra\u0163a prin ap\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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