Omul contemporan are teribil de mult timp liber. Au ap\u0103rut o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de aparate care-i fac toat\u0103 munca fizic\u0103, alte aparate care g\u00e2ndesc \u00een locul lui, altele care fac sex \u00een locul lui, \u015fi \u00eencet-\u00eencet, omul s-a pomenit c\u0103 sufer\u0103 de o lips\u0103 acut\u0103 de ocupa\u0163ie.
\n\u015ei odat\u0103 cu lipsa atroce \u015fi sinistr\u0103 de ocupa\u0163ie, omul a \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u015fi fabrice diverse probleme imaginare. Pe care va fi pl\u0103cerea noastr\u0103 comun\u0103 s\u0103 le demont\u0103m \u00een acest nou serial. Pe care-l voi \u0163ine cu seriozitatea binecunoscut\u0103. <\/p>\n
Azi: “seen”. <\/p>\n
Ai dat un mesaj privat unui prieten. \u0102la l-a v\u0103zut, n-a r\u0103spuns c\u0103 avea treab\u0103, sau mesajul nu era relevant pentru el, sau whatever. De fiecare dat\u0103 o luam ca ok, asta e. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut primul status sup\u0103rici: “De ce da\u0163i m\u0103 cu seen \u015fi nu r\u0103spunde\u0163i?” <\/p>\n
Mna, e pe ciclu autorul statusului, am zis eu \u00een sinea mea (sau \u00een seen-ea mea.) <\/p>\n
Al doilea status sup\u0103rici: “Ra\u0163a-i dreacu de nemernici \u015fi de lepre, de ce da\u0163i cu seen, ocupa\u0163ii pulii?” <\/p>\n
Oau, am zis eu, treaba se \u00eengroa\u015f\u0103, ba chiar prinde cheag.
\nAm dat \u015fi eu cu presupusul:
\n“\u0102hm, poate nu era foarte important pentru oamenii \u0103ia ce le scriai tu?”
\n“\u015ei puteau s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103: ‘Not interested’!”
\n“\u015ei dac\u0103-\u0163i r\u0103spundeau ‘Not interested’, nu riscau s\u0103-i iei la \u00eenjur\u0103turi sau ceva?”
\n“Eu?”
\n“Da, tu. Dac\u0103 te crizezi \u00een halul \u0103sta la un simplu seen, cum o s\u0103 faci la refuz?”
\n“Auzi, Lorena, mie mi se pare c\u0103 tu \u0163ii cu ursul.” <\/p>\n
OK.
\nDe atunci, statusurile \u00een care “seen” e \u00eenjurat pe toate p\u0103r\u0163ile, laolalt\u0103 cu cei care-l dau, cresc \u00een num\u0103r cu fiecare zi ce trece. Deja circul\u0103 glume cu “seen”. Iar eu \u00een continuare nu \u00een\u0163eleg de ce ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 sup\u0103r. <\/p>\n
Mai insult\u0103tor mi s-ar p\u0103rea, sincer, s\u0103 NU apar\u0103 seen.
\nPentru c\u0103 v\u0103 spun eu procedura mea de internet.
\nSunt oameni cu care comunic, cu care fac treburi, \u015fi care uneori \u00eemi trimit mesaje care nu presupun neap\u0103rat un r\u0103spuns. Acolo dau seen, s\u0103 ar\u0103t c\u0103 am receptat informa\u0163ia.
\nDar sunt oameni care trimit doar gifuri, siropo\u015fenii, l\u0103b\u0103reli neinteresante, inutilit\u0103\u0163i. Dup\u0103 un timp, m\u0103 prind c\u0103 ace\u015fti oameni sunt simplu izvor de nimicuri \u015fi le dau mute conversation. Mute conversation \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 ei vorbesc de unii singuri, iar Facebook nu m\u0103 notific\u0103 \u015fi nu-mi arat\u0103 ce scriu. Drept care, nu le dau “seen” niciodat\u0103. <\/p>\n
\u015ei ultimul nivel de insult\u0103 e block conversation.
\nAdic\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd diareea verbal\u0103 a cuiva e at\u00e2t de toxic\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t opre\u015fti definitiv mesajele private. <\/p>\n
Revenind la “seen”: din punctul meu de vedere, “seen” e de bine. \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 omul a luat la cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103. C\u0103 nu r\u0103spunde? T\u0103cerea mi se pare cel mai gr\u0103itor r\u0103spuns. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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