La 5 ani:<\/p>\n
“Sper s\u0103-mi aduc\u0103 mo\u015ful o ciocolat\u0103. O ciocolat\u0103 din aia mare, ca acoperi\u015ful unei case. S\u0103 aib\u0103 alune care s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 poc-poc printre din\u0163i, sau caramel curg\u0103tor \u015fi dulce, sau poate chiar stafide. S\u0103 fie alb\u0103, s\u0103 fie neagr\u0103, s\u0103 fie ca tabla de \u015fah. Toat\u0103 ciocolata din univers s\u0103 vin\u0103 la fata cu c\u0103ciuli\u0163\u0103 ro\u015fie.<\/p>\n
Hai, ciocolato, \u015ftii doar c\u0103 nimeni nu te va iubi cum te iubesc eu. Te a\u015ftept. Am cur\u0103\u0163at ghetu\u0163e, special pentru tine,<\/p>\n
Pupici.”<\/p>\n
La 15 ani:<\/p>\n
“Mo\u015fule, vreau o vopsea de p\u0103r.<\/p>\n
Cel mai infinit \u015fi mai ireal albastru pe care l-ai v\u0103zut vreodat\u0103. Albastru ca marea, albastru ca ochii lui Eusebiu, albastru ca inima mea atunci c\u00e2nd Eusebiu nu e l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine. Un albastru care s\u0103 penetreze con\u015ftiin\u0163e \u015fi s\u0103 induc\u0103 tr\u0103iri transcendentale \u00een oameni.<\/p>\n
Un albastru at\u00e2t de albastru, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 cread\u0103 extratere\u015ftrii care se uit\u0103 la noi c\u0103 planeta e albastr\u0103 datorit\u0103 p\u0103rului meu.<\/p>\n
Ah, \u015fi d\u0103-le p\u0103rin\u0163ilor mei un daltonism temporar, ca numai ei din to\u0163i muritorii s\u0103 aib\u0103 impresia c\u0103-s \u015faten\u0103 sp\u0103l\u0103cit\u0103, cum eram ieri. A, da, \u015fi vreo dou\u0103 h\u00e2rci nefuferite din bloc.<\/p>\n
XOXOXOXOxo”<\/p>\n
La 25 de ani:<\/p>\n
“Mo\u015fule, vreau un job.<\/p>\n
Un job de super autoritate, pl\u0103tit cu super bani, un job at\u00e2t de sus-pus \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 salute tot poporul cu “s\u0103ru-m\u00e2na.”<\/p>\n
Un job care s\u0103 uimeasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 impresioneze. Un job unic, croit special pentru mine, un job fabulos, multimiliardar \u015fi multiplanetar.<\/p>\n
Un job at\u00e2t de r\u0103sun\u0103tor \u00een titlurile sale, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu-\u015fi permit\u0103 nici un prost f\u0103r\u0103 ocupa\u0163ie de pe Facebook s\u0103 m\u0103 trimit\u0103 la crati\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n
Dimpotriv\u0103, s\u0103 se prosterneze \u00een fa\u0163a mea \u015fi s\u0103 zic\u0103: “O, zei\u0163\u0103, tu m-ai f\u0103cut s\u0103-mi descop\u0103r adev\u0103rata menire. Cea de pre\u015f.<\/p>\n
Te pup\u0103 fata.”<\/p>\n
La 35 de ani:<\/p>\n
“Mo\u015fule, nu e ca \u015fi cum m-a\u015f fi p\u0103c\u0103lit vreodat\u0103 c\u0103 exi\u015fti, dar uite ce mi-ar pl\u0103cea.<\/p>\n
\u00cen caz c\u0103-\u0163i r\u0103m\u00e2ne ni\u015fte timp \u015fi pentru mine dup\u0103 ce termini de livrat ciocolate, vopsele de p\u0103r \u015fi joburi.<\/p>\n
Te rog, ia un scaun, \u015fezi \u015fi tu, c\u0103 poate e\u015fti obosit,<\/p>\n
\u0162ine o bere \u015fi ni\u015fte pr\u0103jitur\u0103 cu morcov<\/p>\n
Eu cu m\u00e2na mea<\/p>\n
Am cump\u0103rat-o la cofet\u0103ria de vizavi.<\/p>\n
E\u015fti ok, mai po\u0163i?<\/p>\n
Bun.<\/p>\n
B\u0103i, mo\u015fule, d\u0103 \u015fi mie ni\u015fte nervi<\/p>\n
Dar s\u0103 fie de o\u0163el.<\/p>\n
Dar de stainless steel autentic, te rog eu mult.<\/p>\n
C\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 fac asasin \u00een serie, o s\u0103 dea ur\u00e2t \u00een biografie.<\/p>\n
Mul\u0163umesc mult.<\/p>\n
S\u0103-\u0163i pui fularul la plecare, s\u0103 nu r\u0103ce\u015fti.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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