{"id":1375,"date":"2009-06-09T08:46:32","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T05:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1375"},"modified":"2009-06-09T08:46:32","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T05:46:32","slug":"lacrimi-in-biserica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/lacrimi-in-biserica\/","title":{"rendered":"Lacrimi \u00een biseric\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am fost luna trecut\u0103 la o nunt\u0103 superb\u0103. La o pensiune de munte. Muzic\u0103: cearda\u015furi secuie\u015fti, interpretate cu patim\u0103 de l\u0103utari cu musta\u0163\u0103. O mireas\u0103 frumoas\u0103 \u015fi un mire care pl\u00e2ngea la biseric\u0103 de ar fi s\u0103rit c\u0103ma\u015fa de pe el, dac\u0103 nu i-ar fi \u0163inut-o sacoul. Ia privi\u0163i imaginea de mai jos \u015fi spune\u0163i-mi cu cine seam\u0103n\u0103 gineric\u0103?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s303.photobucket.com\/albums\/nn131\/lorenalupu\/?action=view&amp;current=IMGP4566.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i303.photobucket.com\/albums\/nn131\/lorenalupu\/IMGP4566.jpg?w=700\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A\u0163i presupus corect. Mirele e o loaz\u0103 ordinar\u0103, care nu are pic de respect fa\u0163\u0103 de sor\u0103-sa \u015fi i-a trimis pozele a\u015fa, \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu, f\u0103r\u0103 pic de tragere de inim\u0103. Pe la cap\u0103tul listei de unche\u015fi ai vecinilor de bloc.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei acum, vorbind serios:<br \/>\ndac\u0103 nu v\u0103d \u00eentr-o rela\u0163ie ceea ce citesc \u00een privirile acestor doi oameni, din punctul meu de vedere, rela\u0163ia aia e strict de afaceri. (C\u0103 \u015fi sexul f\u0103r\u0103 sentimente e o simpl\u0103 afacere, contrazice\u0163i-m\u0103 dac\u0103 pute\u0163i.)<\/p>\n<p>Trei am\u0103nunte mi\u015fto:<\/p>\n<p>1. La vreo trei ore \u00eenainte de \u00eenceperea festivit\u0103\u0163ilor, el o suna pe ea: &#8220;Iubito, \u00eenc\u0103 mai vrei s\u0103 te m\u0103ri\u0163i cu mine, nu?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2. \u00cen via\u0163a mea nu am auzit jur\u0103m\u00e2nt nup\u0163ial spus cu mai mult\u0103 emo\u0163ie autentic\u0103. De\u015fi nici unul din cei doi nu e actor. Sau poate tocmai de aceea?<\/p>\n<p>3. Nu, nu s-a c\u00e2ntat &#8220;Pu\u015fca \u015fi cureaua lat\u0103.&#8221; Ungurii r\u0103m\u00e2n b\u0103rba\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 mor. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei \u00eenc\u0103 o poz\u0103 cu frumosul cuplu, c\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 v\u0103 plac \ud83d\ude00 :<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s303.photobucket.com\/albums\/nn131\/lorenalupu\/?action=view&amp;current=IMGP4543.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i303.photobucket.com\/albums\/nn131\/lorenalupu\/IMGP4543.jpg?w=700\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am fost luna trecut\u0103 la o nunt\u0103 superb\u0103. La o pensiune de munte. Muzic\u0103: cearda\u015furi secuie\u015fti, interpretate cu patim\u0103 de l\u0103utari cu musta\u0163\u0103. O&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}