Azi, dragi copii, ne juc\u0103m de-a celebritatea \u015fi inscrip\u0163ia hazlie. Rog a se lua relaxat \u015fi pa\u015fnic, c\u0103 am alergie la nevrico\u015fenii.<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul lui Bruce Willis:<\/p>\n
“I Died Hard.”<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul Madonnei:<\/p>\n
“Bitch, I WAS Madonna.”<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul lui Crin Antonescu:<\/p>\n
“Odihn\u0103 pl\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een continuare.”<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul lui Liviu Dragnea:<\/p>\n
“Cum, nu e nimic de furat pe aici?”<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul lui Marean V.:<\/p>\n
“P\u0103 persoan\u0103 fizic\u0103 adio, mam ejaculat p-\u0103 persoan\u0103 spiritual\u0103.”<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul anului 2016:<\/p>\n
“Mai de c\u0103cat ca mine nu se poate”. \u015ei continuarea zg\u00e2riat\u0103 cu un cui ruginit: “La pariu? 2017.”<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul lui Donald Trump:<\/p>\n
“Sicriele astea chineze\u015fti put a plastic”.<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul celui mai fericit Daniel:<\/p>\n
“Am ajuns la Domnul. Tocmai l-am \u00eenlocuit \u015fi adun bani pentru un rai mai somptuos decorat cu mult aur. SMS “Rai” la 1010 \u015fi ai iertarea p\u0103catelor \u00een avans pe luna \u00een curs.”<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul lui Chuck Norris:<\/p>\n
“Tocmai \u00eel fierb pe Satana \u00een cazanul cu smoal\u0103. Ce condimente se pun la toc\u0103ni\u0163\u0103 de draci?”<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul lui Jamie Oliver:<\/p>\n
“P\u0103trunjel, Chuck. Dar ia-l proasp\u0103t din pia\u0163\u0103, c\u0103 e mai aromat.”<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul lui Mircea Badea:<\/p>\n
“Javrele \u015fi h\u0103ndr\u0103l\u0103ii v\u0103 MINT c\u0103 am dat col\u0163ul. Minciun\u0103 tefelist\u0103! Eu dec\u00e2t m-am ridicat la Stalin.”<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul Bianc\u0103i Dr\u0103gu\u015fanu:<\/p>\n
“Fraerilor. A\u0163i r\u00e2s de mine toat\u0103 via\u0163a. Acum voi putrezi\u0163i, dar siliconul nu se descompune.”<\/p>\n
Inscrip\u0163ie funerar\u0103 pe morm\u00e2ntul lui Ion Iliescu:<\/p>\n
“Voi sta gol mult timp de acum \u00eencolo. Exact ca portofelul t\u0103u.”<\/p>\n
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