A\u015fteptatorul Universal se recunoa\u015fte prin modul feeric \u00een care st\u0103. St\u0103 c\u00e2nd este min\u0163it de la obraz, st\u0103 c\u00e2nd este umilit verbal, st\u0103 c\u00e2nd e violat\u0103 maic\u0103-sa \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor lui.<\/p>\n
Pe undeva, A\u015fteptatorul Universal \u015ftie c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 existe o reac\u0163ie. Dar, de fiecare dat\u0103, i se pare extrem de firesc c\u0103 aceast\u0103 reac\u0163ie ar trebui s-o aib\u0103 al\u0163ii. Niciodat\u0103 el. El nu are cum s\u0103 se \u00eentrerup\u0103 din stat, c\u0103ci, dup\u0103 cum spunea marele Aristotel, Statul este o totalitate de cet\u0103\u0163eni, necesar\u0103 pentru o existen\u0163\u0103 autosuficient\u0103. Iar A\u015fteptatorul a re\u0163inut partea cu autosuficien\u0163a.<\/p>\n
Periodic, \u00een timp ce st\u0103 el a\u015fa, la voia elementelor predispuse la mi\u015fcare, A\u015fteptatorul Universal are spiciuri \u00eenver\u015funate. Despre cum lumea e rea \u015fi oamenii nu sunt ca alt\u0103dat\u0103. Corect, \u00een Anglia Medieval\u0103, de exemplu, lene\u015fii erau pedepsi\u0163i prin scufundare \u00een ap\u0103 rece. Oamenii de alt\u0103dat\u0103 l-ar fi doftoricit cum se cuvine.<\/p>\n
A\u015fteptatorul Universal are spiciuri despre occidentul cel nep\u0103s\u0103tor, care \u00eei las\u0103 pe nemernici c\u0103 \u0163i se urce-n cap. De parc\u0103 occidentul cel nep\u0103s\u0103tor n-ar avea alt\u0103 treab\u0103, de diminea\u0163a p\u00e2n\u0103 seara, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 te tot extrag\u0103 pe tine de sub nemernicii de care nu te aperi singur.<\/p>\n
A\u015fteptatorul Universal are spiciuri despre organiza\u0163ii care ar trebui s\u0103 se fac\u0103, dar nu se fac. S\u0103 se fac\u0103 de c\u0103tre cine? Cum de c\u0103tre cine, de c\u0103tre cine se pricepe. \u015ei pe tine ce te \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 pui m\u00e2na pe o carte \u015fi s\u0103 te califici? A, nu, eu nu, eu nu fac de astea, n-am timp, sunt ocupat. Statul m\u0103 ocup\u0103 de diminea\u0163a \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 seara, \u015fi ocazional \u015fi \u00een somn.<\/p>\n
A\u015fteptatorul Universal are spiciuri despre societatea care ar trebui s\u0103 ia atitudine. De ce vita asta de societate st\u0103 cu d\u00e2nsa-n sus \u015fi o maseaz\u0103 lung \u015fi lent, \u00een loc s\u0103 pun\u0103 osul la treab\u0103?<\/p>\n
Simplu. Pentru c\u0103 societatea e\u015fti tu. O societate de a\u015ftept\u0103tori universali.<\/p>\n
Iar cea mai trist\u0103 parte cu a\u015ftept\u0103torii e \u00een momentul c\u00e2nd apare un firicel de oportunitate \u015fi se strecoar\u0103, timid, prin fa\u0163a lor:<\/p>\n
-Boss, nu vrei tu s\u0103 te dezmor\u0163e\u015fti pu\u0163in?<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103hm, nu. Poate s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare. Poate \u00een via\u0163a viitoare.<\/p>\n
Sau, c\u00e2nd firicelul cu pricina \u00eel \u00eentrerupe pe a\u015fteptator \u00een cel mai apoteotic spici despre lumea cea rea:<\/p>\n
-Mar\u015f, m\u0103. Nu vezi ce nivel proficient \u015fi absolut de a\u015fteptare atinsesem? Vii tu s\u0103-mi strici ploile? Ei, mama dracu’!<\/p>\n
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