{"id":13865,"date":"2017-12-24T10:08:54","date_gmt":"2017-12-24T07:08:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=13865"},"modified":"2017-12-24T10:09:44","modified_gmt":"2017-12-24T07:09:44","slug":"telenovela-de-unul-singur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/telenovela-de-unul-singur\/","title":{"rendered":"Telenovel\u0103 de unul singur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uneori, te culci devreme. C\u0103 e\u015fti obosit de pe drum, c\u0103 ai avut treburi, c\u0103 ai r\u0103mas \u00een urm\u0103 cu somnul, c\u0103 a\u015fa mai departe.<br \/>\n\u015ei-\u0163i \u00eenchizi \u015fi mobilul, pentru c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 chiar dormi. E o adev\u0103rat\u0103 nesim\u0163ire, obr\u0103znicie \u015fi tupeu s\u0103 fii femeie \u00een era internetului \u015fi s\u0103 ai preten\u0163ia s\u0103 dormi noaptea. <\/p>\n<p>\u00centre noi fie vorba, n-o s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg niciodat\u0103 mesajele de la orele 3 &#8211; 4 noaptea. Mai ales de la str\u0103ini.<br \/>\nHai, dac\u0103 e ex-ul t\u0103u beat pulbere, \u00ee\u0163i mai dai singur \u015fut \u00een coaiele virtuale c\u0103 ai avut gusturi proaste la b\u0103rba\u0163i, dar \u00ee\u0163i asumi c\u0103 gre\u015feala \u0163i-a apar\u0163inut pe undeva. \u00cen schimb, dac\u0103 individul respectiv nu e cu nimic gre\u015feala ta, chiar nu \u00een\u0163eleg de ce ar trebui s\u0103-i supor\u0163i consecin\u0163ele. <\/p>\n<p>XXXX: Bun\u0103.<br \/>\nXXXX: Hei, e\u015fti?<br \/>\nXXXX: V\u0103d c\u0103 nu e\u015fti.<br \/>\nXXXX: Unde e\u015fti?<br \/>\nXXXX: Vreau \u015fi eu s\u0103 vorbesc cu tine.<br \/>\nXXXX: S\u0103rb\u0103tori fericite.<br \/>\nXXXX: V\u0103d c\u0103 n-ai chef de vorb\u0103.<br \/>\nXXXX: De ce n-ai chef de vorb\u0103? Hai, discut\u0103 cu mine.<br \/>\nXXXX: Alooou.<br \/>\nXXXX: B\u0103i, eu cu cine pula mea vorbesc aici?<br \/>\nXXXX: Heeeeei.<br \/>\nXXXX: Nu-mi urezi \u015fi tu mie Cr\u0103ciun Fericit?<br \/>\nXXXX: A\u015fa e frumos.<br \/>\nXXXX: Femeile astea.<br \/>\nXXXX: Nu voi sunte\u0163i de vin\u0103, ci \u0103ia care v\u0103 ridic\u0103 la putere.<br \/>\nXXXX: E\u015fti o curv\u0103.<br \/>\nXXXX: Unfriend. <\/p>\n<p>B\u0103i, b\u0103ie\u0163i,<br \/>\nNici o femeie n-o s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103 a doua zi, dup\u0103 o noapte binemeritat\u0103 de somn, s\u0103 zic\u0103: Uite, frate, ce capital uman am putut s\u0103 pierd, ia s\u0103 iau o lam\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-mi tai venele, dar pe lung, s\u0103 fie c\u0103in\u0163a mai marcat\u0103.<br \/>\nO femeie o s\u0103 vad\u0103 penibilo\u015fenia interminabil\u0103 de mai sus \u015fi o s\u0103 zic\u0103: Du-te cu Domnul, \u015fi eventual g\u0103se\u015fte \u015fi un psiholog pe drum. <\/p>\n<p>Mare noroc a avut fl\u0103c\u0103ul \u0103sta c\u0103 aveam mobilul \u00eenchis. \u015ei nu doar el. \u015ei eu. Dac\u0103 \u00eencepeau s\u0103-mi piuie notific\u0103ri \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 trezeasc\u0103, \u00eel \u00eenjuram p\u00e2n\u0103 luam ban alte treizeci de zile. Nu po\u0163i, pur \u015fi simplu nu po\u0163i s\u0103 te iei de oameni pe care nu-i cuno\u015fti \u015fi care nu-s datornicii t\u0103i \u015fi s\u0103 le pretinzi at\u00e2t de enervant \u015fi obositor aten\u0163ia. Nu ai cum, omene\u015fte. <\/p>\n<p>Acum, c\u0103 m-a nimerit diminea\u0163a, la calm, v\u0103d o ton\u0103 de angoas\u0103, disperare \u015fi singur\u0103tate acolo, suficiente s\u0103 mi se fac\u0103 mai degrab\u0103 mil\u0103 dec\u00e2t mor\u0163i de mum\u0103. Dar pentru toate acestea exist\u0103 cabinete specializate de psihologi.<br \/>\nSerios. Nu e responsabilitatea Maricic\u0103i de pe net c\u0103 tu ai o problem\u0103 mintal\u0103. Nu mai h\u0103r\u0163ui necunoscu\u0163i, c\u0103 nu e o solu\u0163ie. Necunoscu\u0163ii nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 servicii de psiholog gratuite \u015fi nici n-au de ce s\u0103 \u0163i le ofere. Vor fi cel mult irita\u0163i de deranj. \u015ei nu, problema ta nu \u015fi e problema lor. E\u015fti adult \u015fi e responsabilitatea ta s\u0103 te tratezi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uneori, te culci devreme. C\u0103 e\u015fti obosit de pe drum, c\u0103 ai avut treburi, c\u0103 ai r\u0103mas \u00een urm\u0103 cu somnul, c\u0103 a\u015fa mai&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13598,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/headaches.jpg?fit=340%2C500&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13865"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13867,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13865\/revisions\/13867"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}