-Bun\u0103 ziua, sunt Sulfina Abrobodesei de la Radio Sp\u00e2rc, \u015fi am \u00een jurul meu cet\u0103\u0163eni de diverse condi\u0163ii sociale, care au luat to\u0163i ban pe Facebook. Cum v\u0103 numi\u0163i?<\/p>\n
-Bun\u0103 ziua, doamn\u0103, sunt Carol Fr\u0103gezime…<\/p>\n
-E\u00a0 numele dvs. real?<\/p>\n
-Nu, sunt poet. Poe\u0163ii nu au niciodat\u0103 nume reale. Cum ar ar\u0103ta un volum superb de poeme de iubire semnat Horic\u0103 \u0162urloiu?<\/p>\n
-Corect, corect. \u015ei a\u0163i fost banat de Facebook pentru ce?<\/p>\n
-Pentru controversatul vers “M-a\u015f muta la tine-n pizd\u0103 \/ Dar mi-a\u015f lua \u015fi-o stropitoare.” Cic\u0103 nu e conform cu standardele comunit\u0103\u0163ii.<\/p>\n
-Realitatea e c\u0103 e cam, \u0103\u0103\u0103, cam vulgar, s\u0103 zic a\u015fa.<\/p>\n
-Ce vulgar, domni\u015foar\u0103, e un misoginism ordinar, care obiectific\u0103 femeia \u015fi \u00eei neag\u0103 calitatea uman\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Doamn\u0103, sta\u0163i un pic, nu ajunsesem la dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Ajunge\u0163i acum. Sunt Dezideria Potroac\u0103 \u015fi denun\u0163 aceast\u0103 art\u0103 de\u015f\u0103n\u0163at\u0103 \u015fi obscen\u0103, care degradeaz\u0103 femeia \u015fi o plaseaz\u0103 la categoria utilit\u0103\u0163i de larg consum.<\/p>\n
-Sincer, eu a\u015f prefera str\u00e2mt consum, dar dup\u0103 posibilit\u0103\u0163i, oft\u0103 poetul.<\/p>\n
-Calma\u0163i-v\u0103, v\u0103 rog, doamn\u0103. Domnule.<\/p>\n
-\u00cel auzi\u0163i cum vorbe\u015fte. Euuu i-am dat report. Zi de zi. Din cauza libidino\u015filor ca el degenereaz\u0103 internetul.<\/p>\n
-Doamn\u0103, sunte\u0163i \u015fi dvs. aici, deci a\u0163i fost banat\u0103 \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103. De ce?<\/p>\n
-Sunt mama eroin\u0103 a patru copii, z\u0103misli\u0163i cu patru golani nenoroci\u0163i care nu-\u015fi iau nici unul \u00een serios responsabilit\u0103\u0163ile de p\u0103rinte, \u015fi am dat status: “To\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii trebuie s\u0103 moar\u0103.”<\/p>\n
-Patru?<\/p>\n
-A fost dragoste adev\u0103rat\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103, domni\u015foar\u0103.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei de ce le-a\u0163i f\u0103cut copii, dac\u0103 erau golani nenoroci\u0163i?<\/p>\n
-\u00cen ideea s\u0103 le dau de lucru. \u015ei mi-am dat mie.<\/p>\n
-Am \u00een\u0163eles \u015fi-mi pare r\u0103u. Iat\u0103 \u015fi un domn de v\u00e2rsta a patra spre a cincea. Bun\u0103 ziua, domnule.<\/p>\n
-Bvuv\u0103 viua… Hrrrr…<\/p>\n
-Cum v\u0103 numi\u0163i?<\/p>\n
-Ion Iviescu… Hrrrr…<\/p>\n
-Fostul pre\u015fedinte?<\/p>\n
-\u00cehrrr…<\/p>\n
-\u015ei de ce a\u0163i fost banat de pe Facebook?<\/p>\n
-Duduie… hrrr. A\u0163i v\u0103vut c\u0103, dac\u0103 v\u0103 pv\u0103ti\u0163i vumina la Enev… hrrr…, Fafebook arat\u0103 brufc veclam\u0103 la Enev…\u00a0 hrr?<\/p>\n
-Da. Dar..<\/p>\n
-\u015ei dac\u0103 povefti\u0163i… hrrr… cu pvietenul… dac\u0103 pofeda\u0163i afa ceva… hrrr… despre un reftaurant… Fafebook arat\u0103 brufc veclam\u0103 la refffff… hrrr… taurantul \u0103la… hrrr?<\/p>\n
-Da. \u015ei<\/p>\n
-Eu am zif ieri “mineriad\u0103”.<\/p>\n
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